Quotes about “How would they not know”
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i'm not worried about these guys. i would rather they stay there. i gotta punch through some... i gotta punch through you or probably you because you're on the edge here, but you do have guard yourself. i don't know, man. this is like... he's got us in a stalemate. i'm not afraid to admit it. we're gonna move like two steps here, if even. that's very nice though. how about you move me here and then you... i mean, honestly, you gotta follow up. we gotta make this face. that would have been a sick injury.
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like why is the can where they try to save the margins? just doesn't make sense to me. it's a weight thing? there's no way it's a weight thing. you know how why i know it's not a weight thing? because if you ask for an alcoholic beverage, they give you like 900 different options. oh, would you like johnny walker red or johnny walker black, johnny walker blue, johnny wa why don't you just take one johnny walker and give the people the can of oj? i'm telling you, it's despite the cust i agree.
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don't look at me, look at the money. they always say follow the money, we're gonna follow the money. no, i'm taking that redheart. it's more valuable to me like this. probably. he's done it. speedball. beautiful. i found pills. left! brother bobby. that's no good. guppy's head. it's a beautiful item. now, should i have done this? no, of course not. this is idiotic. however, here we are. just don't accidentally bob's brain yourself and life's great. no, don't worry. i know exactly how much hp i have. so would i recommend that? mmm, no.
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because i would think that after that movie came out people would be like okay well we can't say that without getting in a discussion about austin powers and we already can't say anything without getting in a discussion about austin powers so i think i would just kind of say carte blanche you know that word's over we're not gonna use it anymore. how about you colloquially go shag yourself? in the fanny. in the fanny. hey sit on it. that was the 50s for you man they said that all the time. nope not at all no. sit on it potsy.
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we'll just avoid that situation and like even if it's a crappy job like i you know, i think about mathis like i know mathis, you know, not that it's a crappy job because that's not but he just always would talk about even kobalt how much they dislike being servers, you know, they made good money doing it, but they like i remember watching kobalt he's like, yeah, i just got off serving but i'm going isaac today. um, you know, so
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no, if i drove an f1 car, i would be... first off, i don't even know how to shift. so i would probably... like the car would explode before it even moved off the starting line. if i managed to make it like to the point where i was moving, i'm sure just touching the gas pedal would have me going at like 200 kilometers an hour. i would crash into the wall. i probably would not die because they're so engineered for safety, but like the car wouldn't stand a chance.
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mmm. they wouldn't surprise me if that it has happened not to you know fire shots at austin the only reason we ever stand a chance in battlegrounds, but it's not awesome. if you had to take a guess who would you think how is this mic? well totally different is it's hard to describe. i wouldn't necessarily say it's worse. it's like softer. it's very compressed. yeah, i
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yeah i don't want media out there of it yeah i you know the history exactly how do you talk to you my witness the media would make it spread like wildfire like that dude who vapes on semen yeah nobody witnessed i had not heard that ready they filmed this apparently was my i'm gonna choose that we live in a beautiful world that was definitely not oh i think like a gulp
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that's how they get you make you think l ron hubbard's a good dude. what about l ron howard? oh, he's right l ron howard. dude have you seen drive? no, that's a movie. yeah, i actually haven't seen that. not drive, rush. two different movies. you, rob, you need to see drive. you would love drive. i know! i know. you should see rush too. it's really good. i think i've seen rush?
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which would you pick? okay, those two options. yeah, sure. what? how are they even related? they're not, aside from our own theoretical, but i want to know which you'd pick. i'm gonna fucking bring david bowie back. see? of course!
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i have no idea! the schizophrenic business personality. attractive. attractive. what if they're attractive? that doesn't make him a bad husband! well, but it means that he would get more interest from, you know, the other sex. how about he's a socialite? he's very charismatic and he's attractive to other people. yeah! i'm not gonna write socialite. this isn't family feud the roaring twenties edition. charismatic. what the heck is a socialite in this day and age? flirty. he's a flapper.
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no, i haven't heard of it. no, but does it go over him winning the wcw title? it does. in fact, i would say that's a central conceit of it. it's a very funny story how they just gave a man a wrestling title for being in a movie. that's hilarious. that's amazing. that's pretty fun. oh shit. oh shit. you know, i'm eating a lot of noodles and i could not tell you how to draw noodles.
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maybe it's not every kid's favorite food, but it's like... i think every kid finds the chicken tender, like, amenable. they would never be like, chicken tender's gross! you know, give me some quinoa. i'm this is how lazy i'm being, i'm leaving my items behind. i'm not even opening them. you know why? because it's my third run. we're 50 minutes in, and hey, can i say, be careful what you wish for. remember the last episode? i was like, give me a run that's an hour long but fun.
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younger they can go back and watch this stuff. i know you're like, lab, i'm not worried about them seeing like dirty jokes and stuff like that. that doesn't bother me at all. no, dude, i am actually, i think it's extremely cool that you've got like a massive catalog for your child at some point to go back if they want to see the examples of how you guys were before. yeah, that's actually fucking cool as hell. that would be interesting.
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