Quotes about “How tall are you?”
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200.78
yeah, otherwise it's just that what they did is they took normal people and then stretched it. so it's... the j knows the word for it. how tall are you? 5'10". how wide are you? i don't know, 12 inches. around? well, you're not at a one to one ratio then. i know, but i'm in my natural format. if you were to take one of the corners of my gif and then stretch it without holding the control button, then it's not the proper deal.
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1525.94
it's all fake. they got a freaking calculator out on the table. what the hell are you doing out here? cafe small? you doing some casual math over a couple of colas? it's the truman show, dude. you're probably not even real. what are you, like, two feet tall? okay, i just, like, i think i see how i can get myself out of this. it's a little spice, don't get me wrong. okay, i'm gonna be honest with you. i was...
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1998.04
how? i didn't do any something went wrong with that mech. well, kiss your kapala chance goodbye, i would say. tall gold eye. so i i you may not love what i'm about to say. i don't know if my hand would have gotten crushed there, i need these gloves. are you tall or are you simple? you're simple. okay, that's tall gold eyes right there! let's go. um, i this may not be the most popular, uh...
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584.24
yo, hello kory, and i've sent you an invitation as well robert. oh oh there you are you spawn like up high and very tall. how did you how did you get? yeah, great perfect, okay? i mean that feels like me so okay
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1669.46
it's like .05% of the population. everybody knows like one 100 year old. think about how many people you know that are not fucking 100. like all of them except for statistically speaking aunt ruth. are there more 100 year olds or people that are seven feet tall? that's a great question. that is a fantastic question. i bet there's more 100 year olds
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1702.34
you could do a back of the napkin calculation. what percentage of adults are seven feet or kids i guess. what's the proportion of seven feet tall individuals? it's got to be like one in 10,000 or something like that. maybe even less. and then how many people live to be a hundred years old? it's got to be... i don't know. i feel like one in 10,000 might be a bit of a stretch but
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1730.82
that's the real question, how many 100 year olds are 7 feet tall? i think i feel pretty comfortable saying the answer there is like probably zero. especially because you shrink as you get older. lots of people 6'11 or around there but... yeah also if you're 100 years old no one cares. but first off your sister would be getting married. nobody that is 100 years old has a kid that's getting married where their sibling is contemporary enough to be like i'll just take an uber.
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634.62
you know like a really wide bottom and a really narrow... are you short? literal pyramid scene. how tall are you? i'm uh... it's 5'10". it's 5'10". 175 centimeters.
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645.14
right, okay. you're not that. i wouldn't say you're short. you can smell the six foot privilege coming off of you right now. what about you, melf? how tall are you, melf? i'm a five sixer. i'm a short king. oh my god, man. jeez! get it together. it's your five six! yeah! man. i'll still kick your ass. true, true. well, i'm like fucking double your height, so...
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4185.40
what if you wanted to do progressive overload? oh yeah, you're right. cause all rocks are the same size. okay, sure man. guy who's never been outside. oh yeah, every rock is definitely the same weight. try leaving your house sometime bozo. post your bench one rep max. bro girls don't care about how much you can bench. they only care if you have like a pure heart or whatever or some shit. i don't know. and you're tall. that one's probably pretty real i think, but i don't know.
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4120.64
you dummy. okay, let's say they sold it for $5.50. sold for $5.15. too bad. try again tomorrow. what is this? is this a dog house? it seems weird to have a dog house that has like a door. or is this like a storage shed? in which case, like, is this house like 100 feet tall and this is a normal size? like, what's going on with this? is it chicken coop? root cellar? how are you supposed to get in there? it's the in law suite. so true.
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1881.08
i guess, wait, that doesn't make any, because the american dollar is like 35% stronger than, anyway, listen, i picked a bad number, but it's true. it's a tight lobby. how many chicken breasts? well, i can't even ask you, because if you're from the us, i've seen your chicken breasts. a canadian chicken breast is like a, it's just like, you know, it could fit in the palm of your hand. an american chicken breast is like four inches tall and cylindrical for some reason. i mean, so are ours.
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389.88
the worst part about being seven feet tall? getting dunked on by 7 foot 2 dudes in the nba or telling people how the weather is up there? yeah, it is like one of the worst parts. you're only like 6'4 though. close enough. it's tall. i guess you're still at the point where like you have to bend your knees in most situations. it's tall enough to get asked how the weather is up there. are you fast? you could play wide receiver for the jets.
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