Quotes about “Hooters”
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you ever hear about that case where like, um, at hooters they had a contest internally for the waitresses and was like, whoever gets the most, uh, tips this month wins a free toyota. and then this lady busted her ass and she got the most tips and then they gave her a yoda action figure and like laughed their asses off. and so much like toyota. and then so much of the reaction to that that i remember from being a child was like, what a dumb bitch!
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how did she not know they were gonna prank her ass? then when i got older, i was like, man, hooters totally fucked that lady. you can't do that to be like, oh, you're gonna give you a toyota. hey, way to go, you dumb bimbo. here's a toyota. now go back to work for six bucks an hour, right? like, she was totally in the right. it's one of those cases where
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it's the cholesterol, slowing down your perception of time. did you ask them to put the deep fryer in the microwave first? i should've. deep fried pickles are delicious with horseradish. i've never had that, i really want to. definitely good if you're at a fair. try it out. i'd like to. i wanna have a deep fried pickle. you can go to hooters and get them. ah! i've been to hooters like twice in my life, and they were creepy. it was creepy both times. oh, who would've expected? is that like i'm so fucked.
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an ethical establishment to exist. oh, i'm out of time. i forgot about that part. it's ethical, but like, i don't know why anyone goes there. yeah, it's mostly just like old dudes sitting at the hooters bar and drinking and smoking in the boys room. hey, um,
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which is our ass it's a pseudo strip club without the universe. it's not a it's not a strip club like actually it's just the place to play pool but they do dress scantily. it's like hooters. yeah, yeah, there's a bar and shooters for shooters shooters there you go i i learned my two favorite drinks and that later that night i made my third favorite drink at the at the party madrina's coffee so a kamikaze and
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just be a normal human being. yeah, you would want the bacon cheeseburger wouldn't you? what do you get off telling me who have some? that sounds kind of hot honestly. yeah, it's for guys who like to be dominated while they eat i guess i mean they got hooters for guys like boobs
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dude, i've had like 20. there's always time. yesterday. i'm gonna have a hot dog later on today. i would like to eat more hot dogs, but i like i guess you gotta go to enough. i'll go to enough sport. you gotta get a juicy mangoes. no, no, i'm not gonna. i'm not gonna grace by it. i did know what you meant by juicy mangoes, which is sounds like hooters.
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like at hooters, yeah. oh, that's good. no, i'm a pretty normal dude. if we go to a place and the thing is like, oh, we share, then i'm not like, well, i'll just take this one for myself. like i'll share. i'm just saying if we go to like, you know, chili's and then give me half that macaroni. i'm like, yeah, that's mine. you'd give them all the macaroni. i'd give them all the macaroni. i'd be like, i didn't order this. you know what? as far as sharing food goes, when we went to that fucking fondue place, i was pissed.
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a the house is haunted. you're fucking a ghost. that's very good, yeah. if that was a quiplash prop, that would be a no brainer. the name of an all male version of hooters. honkers or peters?
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why is hooters trending on twitter? well, there was a news story about how hooters has to close down stores because millennials aren't into boobs anymore. dude, that makes me think like we're not out of the loop of normalcy. because we were talking about it on the show. we're like hooters doesn't make any fucking sense. yeah. are you gonna pay money? doesn't make any sense at all to ogle ladies
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i assume what they're trying to sell, there are strip clubs. yeah, exactly. that's what i was just going to say. like people try to call me out for the strip club hypocrisy, but no, like hooters is a restaurant stripper kind of combo, but it's also kind of hide behind the guise of like, oh, it's not, it's a family friendly place, right? that's right. it's just where you go to eat when you're horny.
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i've been inside of hooters twice. once when i was 16 and once like several years after that, everyone in there is an old ass man. yeah, for sure. old boot man. got him.
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to be honest with you. i'm just free balling a dragon. what if hooters turned into a shop where you go to visit owls and they just changed the whole thing around? you know, we didn't... when did we do a hooters bit? i don't know. my sister used to work at hooters. really? wouldn't she like it better if it was about owls? no? here's the thing. i think millennials would love to go to that
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they got corn fields. you get more worried about the business owner as usual. yeah, you do tend to worry about the business owner quite a lot. i mean, i'm not worried about the hooters owners at all because they've had like 60 years where they've made hay with the summers up, right? yeah, yeah, they have. i just don't think there's enough owl cafes anymore and that's the thing i want to see. yeah, there definitely needs more of those. i can't fit the o and the n from shivendragon. shivendragon.
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left handed people are more likely to have accidents with chainsaws and stuff. are they? yeah, because they're made for right handies. you can buy left handed chainsaws. i was gonna say, like, that's what the restaurant is gonna do, right? maybe in canada you can. the name of a fast food restaurant where the workers don't wear pants. hooters or red knobster? red knobster.
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