Quotes about “Homeschool”
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whoa! anyway, i was thinking like if we ever have a kid, i'm just gonna homeschool him. and by that, i mean, i'm gonna put him or her in the other room with just like a textbook and i'm just gonna record isaac videos in my office and then, you know, every couple of hours i'll go over there and be like, you get those questions done yet, slugger? and uh...
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3580.880
it's completely arbitrary to just say like, well, this technology was good. but then after that, it was awful. do they use modern medicine? i don't know. are they allowed? because i feel like that's a big point as well. because we get mad at people for not vaccinating their kids, let alone not letting them have antibiotics. but like, do amish kids go to normal schools? no. if you homeschool your kid,
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1544.68
i guess you could do it in homeschool too. that shouldn't be insulting. if you have a sibling that's also being homeschooled. is the homeschool joke so funny every time? i don't know. i think i just betwixt the lasers. i think it's cuz 85% of people didn't get homeschooled. i felt like i blocked that one. so you can laugh. it's not like a 5149 joke.
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1636.22
i know not i wouldn't say a lot of people but i know a couple people who are like we're gonna start homeschooling our kids because like they don't teach math anymore and i'm like that seems like if i don't i'm not gonna homeschool my kids i don't know shit about high school level math either at this point i mean i took it back in the day but it's kind of like it's deprecated knowledge but that being said i feel like it's kind of a rite of passage to learn the same bit of mathematics like 14 times
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605.06
the education system doesn't incentivize learning, it incentivizes getting a's. you fuckers know like i'm the parent, right? i'm taking responsibility for that shit. i'm blaming the education system in part for my own problems in life, not for my kids. that shit is in my hands. i got the steering wheel, i got the accelerator, i got the brake, i got the clutch. you're gonna homeschool? no, but you know, you build good habits.
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2462.30
it's beneficial to have them in a school where they spend time with their peers consistently. i know people say like when they homeschool their kids, they're like, don't worry, they get like play dates and stuff. and i'm like, yeah, but like, it's not the same as being in the fucking crucible man. you're not you we didn't live that shit. you weren't there eight hours a day motherfucker. you got a grudge with a kid in the first grade. you're riding that shit out until grade eight. it teaches you stuff.
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3354.80
they should never have banished me, but i understand that it was shit that was taken out of context that looked like i was bashing teachers. i wasn't bashing teachers. i have great respect for the educators of the world. i was briefly one myself. he's an actual boomer. maybe i'm an actual boomer. maybe when you have a kid, you could just homeschool them, aka 10 hours of like league of legends plus the ipad every day. around here, we're trying to like keep things moving in like an upward direction. it's getting harder than it's ever been. i consider myself
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3864.96
i'm taking a shot every time nl says fuck you. yeah, don't do that. you'll die. and also, like even if you don't die, like that's just too much alcohol, man. you're gonna be... it's not gonna be good. let's put it that way. you floaty son of a bitch. get in the pot, man! i'll do a shot of water then. no, don't do that either. that's like... it's kind of like homeschool energy. no disrespect to the homeschoolers out there.
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1747.100
the roles that we have in the relationship that we're in right now, parasocially, the doer and the observer. but this is an example of active learning. it's very active. we had like two hour classes and a little bit of a break. actually, that seems hard. that's the only thing i worry about homeschool is that not that it would be too easy, but we actually make it too difficult. because honestly, i went to public school.
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5095.48
whoa anyway, i was thinking like if we ever have a kid. i'm just gonna homeschool them and by that i mean i'm gonna put it all i'm gonna put him or her in the other room with just like a textbook and i'm just gonna record isaac videos in my office, and then you know every every couple of hours i'll go over there and be like you get those questions done yet slugger and help
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3521.18
we get mad at people for not vaccinating their kids let alone not letting them have antibiotics, but like the amish kids go to normal schools. no if you a homeschool your kid
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