Quotes about “Homeowner”
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10315.240
when you say default stuff from your brain, don't censor your voice. don't take that tone with me. because you've been doing it all night, big boy. big daddy. oh, i screwed it up. hector camacho. ride the wall? you got it, great job. ride the wall, walter white. you know, i hear he's the head of his homeowner's association in algarve. i've heard that as well, actually.
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2356.560
yeah, let's get this shit paid for. let's do this. media insurance, ant infestation insurance, tornado rumble muffin knows all the insurances. he's probably a homeowner. yeah, maybe. he might own like 12 houses, who knows? he might be a flipper. flipper, flopper. no, i wouldn't wish that on him. what do you even wish that? that could be a good life for somebody. i've got to see evidence.
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2868.900
pittsburgh property showdown it's it's pretty property brothers. yeah, i'm gonna be the proper you're gonna become one of the brothers love it or list it or fuck it or marry it or kill it the property brothers love it or listed josh's homeowner deed mr.. deeds that's what you can guys can call me after i get it. you have a dead foot what oh?
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3667.140
it's like the armchair, like secondhand investing in real estate. i'm like, how about you just buy a house and live in it for like 40 years instead of like, you know, you buy a house and then you're like, oh, i don't want french doors anymore. i want venetian ones. let's get a new place. you're killing the market, man. i just fucking do it yourself too. yeah, for real. i feel like if you're a homeowner, you should be feeling like you're ready to get your elbows wet.
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1199.140
are you excited? sometimes i get confused because i'm like, i trust josh implicitly. he's an adult who lives his life and hasn't managed to accidentally die yet. so it seems like he's got his shit together. but then you say the game doesn't work. it's a homeowner. and i watch your mouse pointer when you get in and it flies to the top of the screen and then it goes down like lightning bolts. it's all my steam controller, man. i can't tell it what to do and i just try to... because it follows my mouse wherever it is on the screen.
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1245.340
we're not wishing death on anyone. there's like a succession order that's like if the president dies, you know, the vice president and then the secretary of state and then the speaker of the house, you know? even if it's not your house, like if you live there, if it's your primary place of residence, it goes like, you know, literal homeowner roughly on an equivalent level of the other adult who lives there, and then like a child who lives there,
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8891.640
that whenever you see a story, and i don't know, maybe this is one of those mcdonald's coffee things where it's been misrepresented, but that story that gets passed around about a robber breaking into someone's home and then they broke their leg falling through the skylight and sued them. how real is that story? because that does make me upset. i don't know. wait, how real is which story? the one where supposedly a robber tried to rob someone's home and they injured themselves in the process and sued the homeowner? oh, i don't know.
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9057.800
someone was injured robbing a home and they sued the homeowner for 400 grand. did they win? yeah, that's like an ebay listing that never got bought. what's lurking under your bed when you sleep? a flamethrower or a grid of infinitely smaller beds? hey, that looks good. i look so ugly. no, you look like claire underwood. i look so stupid. i look like a monkey. i'm not touching alan.
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3417.50
72 year old lady in the comments is like well i had to get a new roof this year and you're like okay at least you own your house i don't know what you want people to say like yeah everything costs money doreen most i don't think that the average homeowner real as well i shouldn't say that the doreen's of the world i feel like they don't realize that like if your roof breaks and you're a homeowner you pay for the roof
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3485.52
technically that's a check, but it's more of like a direct debit. but this is way too real. just shut up. homeowners spotted? homeowners are always like trying to steal valor. oh, my washing machine broke. ok. price of your house has gone up 35 percent in the last 24 months. like people, you can't expect people to be sympathetic. it's going down now? yeah, but as it's going down now, it had gone up so much in the past and rents going up to begin with. the homeowner, you
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1191.56
just because i can. you don't understand how hard it is to be a homeowner, okay? whoa! wow! when did you become a landlord? did you literally just like turn on the stream? did you just watch the stream in like five second intervals? some of the bits require a little bit of setup, okay? the joke about me being a landlord was that i'm currently housing a tapeworm right now and i said, even though it's his home, i said i was gonna kill his ass.
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6408.50
what the heck happened? again, hero's not a word i use lightly. as a homeowner voting for one city, i was like, i'm doing my part. then i look at the election results, like 901 p.m. it's like, what the hell? logan paul for president, true. that's, you know what? if logan paul ran for mayor of vancouver, i'd probably, you know what, i'm gonna, we'll lead us to kings. we'll freaking lead us to...
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