Quotes about “Homeless”
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because if i turn around, obviously it shows weakness. and maybe it means i'm being an asshole too. they might be engineers or something, right? and then you're like, fuck you. you think just because i'm playing dice, i'm a piece of shit, i'm gonna kill you. you know? you know, i actually was at a bus stop and i thought it was a bunch of homeless people. i felt terrible. i was like, is this like a... is this for the homeless people hanging out? and they're like, cobalt's a bus stop. and i was like, oh shit.
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i donate money to charities. i will give money to the homeless on occasion. i know that doesn't, that's like, you know, not necessarily indicative of being a good person. i'm just saying i'm not ignorant of the social problems. i only donate to the red cross. i don't hand anybody money specifically because people be scamming. oh, this has a distance limit. i didn't know that. nl, i was hoping to meet you at pax prime, but no, you were a scumlord who went into hiding. that's not true. i was on the show floor all day!
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i was gonna say fallout, but i think that would actually make for a dope prom. i would, yeah. that'd be sick. like all post apocalyptic dressers made out of old, bold bottles or some shit. get my power armor. prom king is just the homeless guy who wandered in. the worst college football team. the fighting blank. oh, there's some great ones for this as well. oh, this is the round three. okay. yeah. well, that's not good. whoops.
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make a single youtube video of giving a homeless man $11 trillion and see what he does with it. dude, i would only need like 5.5 quadrillion views to actually make that pay for itself, which i think could happen. it'll spiral up. i'm pretty sure you'll get better representation, better ad buys. it'll just pay for itself. kidney stone, why not?
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7831.600
yeah, but who would marry a teacher for their money? like a homeless person? it could be an inheritance. oh, okay, yeah, that makes more sense. it could be independently wealthy from a... what was that shotgun? alright. you like chased me around and didn't shoot at all. it's all about the fear, really. oh my god, you didn't even succeed in killing me. i... okay.
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it's not the heat, it's not the humidity, it's the random sweaty balls slapping against my thigh with the moisture of the homeless. what the fuck? do the homeless emit a lot of moisture? is that common? well that's the problem in this particular hypothetical. that's fair. this is still far more than anybody else. right. i'm not getting prompts to vote, that's weird.
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7350.500
the ability to retire before you die. so doesn't guarantee it. yeah, but yeah, exactly. like what if i just become homeless and then my income is like, you know, i make $20 a day? well, okay. let's assume we're pegging this at the national average income with a cost of living adjustment of 3% every year. and that's your guarantee. thank you northernlions third nut for the subscription. wait, okay, sorry. say that again.
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okay, instead of paying 10% of your annual income, it's 10% of whatever's larger. your income that year or the national median. hmm. okay. so you cannot like if the national median salary in the us right now is like $45,000, you're getting an extra 4.5k a year even if you're homeless.
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i mean four point five thousand dollars is like nothing that's not that's nobody at all if you're homeless that could get you a room yeah but if i if i have a big 10% of your dick to not be homeless i have a big dick but if i have a big dick i could get a sugar mama that's all i'm saying dude if i was homeless i would give up 10% of the length of my dick to not be homeless
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well, okay, yeah, i would do that. but i mean, 4.5k is fine. can i butt in here for a sec? not homeless, yeah, go on. can one of you start the game because, or start a room because it won't let me make a room now? uh, okay, let me open up the floor. i shouldn't personally, because my internet is horrible. i keep saying could not start steam game server.
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that's out look, if i can negotiate him up to that, that's awesome. but uh, that's like i mean 500k is an assurance. like 10% of your dick, yeah, it's not that much but i mean like, if if i'm gonna spend if it's gonna be like, if i live another 10 years and it's like, and and i'm homeless for those next 10 years and i get 4.5k in like, you know, a year,
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cuz then he's just like, i mean all he could do is like volunteer porn. like they cuz he couldn't even get paid for it. like he's got this great dick and he can't get paid for it. not this great dick. his thinking then was that he'd get a sugar mama if he had a huge massive donger. yeah, he said he wouldn't be homeless because he'd have a huge dick and i'm like i'm pretty sure that's not how that works at all. that's like how we don't know, it might be. that's how like a ten year old thinks that sex works. i mean, some people really love him.
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and off the lope. you just see like one fucking rogue envelope. yeah, there's a one envelope. oh, don't take that unless you got something really important to send. shuts the place down for the rest of the day. break the glass. i had to send my rent check to my landlord but somebody else put in a postcard and sent it to an aunt they haven't seen in 15 years so it looks like i am homeless now.
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no spouse got 68 no way. homer simpson got third fucking teen. i don't believe it for a second expensive toys got four. we got set up. doctor got 40. we got 128 we can do this why? okay name something you expect to see on the streets at christmas christmas lights homeless they're just there. oh, yeah, they're all time. all right name something people like to lie beside
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1922.360
he's got that, what like the hockey stick and the mask and like lives in a trash can or something? he might be able to fend off a big dog if it crosses a canadian border, i know that much. i don't know if he lives in a trash can? i thought he did! i actually thought he did live in a trash can. i thought he just lived in a sewer with the turtles. she's basically dating a homeless guy. i don't know where what is his job? like a janitor or something? he's like a street fighter instructor or something. oh, he might be a janitor.
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yeah. and also some of the people that are on that show, i'm like, i could totally see you living in british columbia right now. like, nick, have you seen the episode with the, the 67 year old lady who tries to get through the border and they're like, hey, we just want to ask you some questions. and then she just fucking goes off on her. i don't think i saw that. no, she's like, well, the french lady who wanted to live with their homeless boyfriend and they denied her and she started spitting at them.
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you know i tried it for 20 minutes and i'm telling people the truth that i know but none of them believed my truth. right. so now i just gotta tell them a lie. and i'm like yo i never thought of a story about the perspective of homeless people because usually we go like oh that homeless person was crazy telling us it's earthquake time and crazy. well i mean the dude who said it's earthquake time and then shouted at us was probably suffering a little bit. or we were at the um...
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well, listen, he helped check up and he was saying the government was selling our dna. right, yeah. that guy, i believe that he was telling his truth. but, you know, that's how homeless people feel like. they're telling people the truth, but nobody is believing them, and they're disheartened by it. well, it's remarkably humanizing. isn't that kind of a different perspective to think about? i guess so. i guess it is.
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you see like a homeless dude on the street, you're like i'm not gonna give that guy money, he's probably just gonna spend it on booze. this guy... you know he's just gonna spend it on booze. this guy is just, he's eating 50 mcnuggets and you're like, hey here's 20 bucks man, keep up the good work. yeah. yeah. it's weird, i agree. chocolate milk is stupid, you guys ever get this item? chocolate milk looks okay man. i kinda like it. it's boring. i just tap the button all day, it sucks. nah, it's better to charge it now. you think it's better to charge it?
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