Quotes about “Home owner”
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you know, maybe i'll get home late one night or something like that and we can have a frozen pizza. you're eating that shit the day you bought it, without a doubt. you might buy two and then you've got one in your fridge for an emergency, but one frozen pizza does not last. i'm really not like a dog person at all. did you see that tiktok of the owner trying to get her dog inside?
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i know i have it. that's like when charlie bucket gets the golden ticket and the candy shop owner goes to run home charlie oh run home and don't tell anybody you can supposed to tell everybody that's the opposite
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so he's still a kid, right? but then he hit puberty real quick, real hard. so his voice right now is exactly the same when he was 14. so when he said he answered the phone, like home telephone, and then he's like, hello? and then they said, they thought, the person on the call thought ryan was the owner of the house. and then they talked about
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this is a good answer. i'm not gonna answer it. okay. remember, when buying a new home, the police owner didn't do an online show with scumbags or sell it to somebody else first. 62% do an online show with scumbags. there's a game called scum. i can see josh looking at my thing. we're probably gonna have to play that. a weird way to keep your ears warm. hold two lava lamps to your ears or cover them in peanut butter or some wacky she. wacky she?
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we're all in this together. it's like how dog walkers, i've never been a dog owner. but when you see a dog and you are also walking a dog, you have kind of an obligation as the person walking the dog to let the dogs sniff each other and then be like, oh he probably smells the other dogs at home and blah blah blah. oh, he's okay, careful. oh, don't do that. no, it's okay. you know?
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r slash tv tropes late credits drop okay now now that the initial cut scene is done i believe i'm going to alt tab for a second and turn it down so i can talk over it because i'm a narcissist you're so late no one's home sir please open up how's that oh you're not a bird sir are you the owner of this residence you mean my shell uh yeah it's mine
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and then i want to go back and look at our other street fox coffee that recently had its owner quit. it's making money. wait, that's lara croft's hand glider. it's losing money, but maybe it's helping to combat our thirst problems regardless. 41%, it's average 23%. i'm so unhappy i'm on my way home. but thirst is not as much of a concern. honestly, so much, so many breakdowns. i think i just heard somebody throw up in the background there.
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like time of dinner every day. oh man, sorry i had to let the blood pressure come down a little bit. what about the classic i let my stepson almost die so that he could learn his lesson? yes, the most sensible home gym owner who let his stepson think that he was going to die because he didn't want his stepson using his gym.
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after my grandparents passed away they were trying to like set up their condo. they lived in like a you know like a home owner hoa run condo association you know development and they were like oh your fence needs a repaint.
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it is kind of cool to watch how efficient they are with that when they get like a stick and they just kind of whack the one away that they don't want. yeah, it's pretty much the worst job i could ever conceive of for myself. i'd rather be so detail oriented. i want the pen caps job. that seems alright. i want to be the factory owner. where you can just stay home and collect a check.
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