Quotes about “Hitman”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸13⧸16]
- 3059.260 really bad. how many i mean you can only do like the same premise so many times before you know you've done it so many times. oh yeah, you would think that but i mean are we gonna get like a another one the fourth one where he like pretends to be like a clown in the circus or something well there is a new one coming out and the premises. he's like this there's an action star hitman kind of guy and he's the brother of that guy and Search ↗
- 3085.280 and he's trying his best to like be friends with his brother who's back in his life again. but also he's a hitman. so he's gotta watch out because there's crazy shit happening all the time. very nice! yeah, okay. they're nice. that actually would have helped the movie i think. i hope that like i wish i didn't have to explain this. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸15⧸16]
- 3921.780 yeah josh you really let me down on this one. fox you're invited back on the team. oh no you're uh you're off the team. i'm up the team now? you can play for team ethiopia that's i'm sorry. that's a double boogster. all right well this could get interesting then. nick i'm taking you out next. okay. i hired a hitman he's waiting out in the in the woods right now. oh is he behind that rock over on the right? nice good job josh you're back. oh oh keep keep go Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸18⧸16]
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸24⧸16]
- 9012.800 get down, put your hands behind the ground! dude, i made that video in hitman 2016. did you see it? yeah, i did see it. that was pretty good. they freaking shoot you to death for ducking too long. well, it's suspicious. oh my god. i didn't bother anyone. i was quietly standing to myself. this dude in white sees me ducking and he's like, this guy's suspicious. he goes and tells the cops. i never moved. i never bothered anyone. nobody ever engaged me in conversation. Search ↗
- 9098.400 they'd be terrible candidates for dodgeball. yeah, he got me. yeah, he's also genetically enhanced. thank you, katana launcher. i thought that was the case, but i don't know a lot about hitman, so... i don't know where that happened or why. maybe i don't wanna know. let's do a hitman and pokemon crossover. we'll call it hitman man. and then when it comes out in quebec, we don't even have to change the title. oh no. Search ↗
- 9136.460 it begins. and we came out with it in jamaica, we just call it hitman mon. hit mon man. hit mon man. oh, okay! thanks a lot! i guess this game's over. i swear i didn't mean to. i meant to kick it hard against the wall. he's a gmo. oh man. please, nick, you're talking about a game you have no idea the lore behind. i just said that though. yo, i don't want to insult anybody. Search ↗
- 9174.640 the lore of hitman is a little silly though. i'm sure there's someone who takes it very very seriously into its trap. if you're like entertained by it, that's fine. but to be like bent out of shape that is like there's some ignorance there is like come on. i ruined the good name of the hitman series and all of its very important story. i generally had the impression that the story was sort of filler to pad out the missions. the story in the beta was like Search ↗
- 9252.400 it's like it's so deep right like think of the artistic implications is there ever a scene where like hitman's in a grocery store? it's already scans him and then someone scans him accidentally and then if you pause the video you like look at the cash register and it's like prepare to die yeah, it says like you're next or something and then he kills him by the time he finishes looking at it yeah, the cashier looks at it goes what and then he looks good. he's garroted already he's being hit by the man and then he says you know Search ↗
- 9282.740 i'll give you ten fytoms or less. he's always hitting man. oh my god. dude, where's dracula fetus? we need the hitman animation. no, you know what? he geralts him and then when he's dead he goes paper or plastic. oh my god. for your coffin. yeah. or for your body bag. body bag's better. did you go slightly australian when you just said that? geralted? yeah, you went a little australian. oi! Search ↗
- 9347.860 you are about to put this bag... well, you're not really gonna put the body bag in the ground, but in this weird theoretical in my head, you're about to put this body bag in the ground so it should rot. oh, yeah! gonna do it. unless... unless! oh! with authority! little too much pepper on it. n.l. is agent 69. that would be a sweet mod for hitman. i would love to see that. yeah, i'm like hitman? i was gonna say hitman again. hitman. i'll be hitman, but then there'll be like a qr code on the back of my head instead. Search ↗
- 9570.960 that'll be the thumbnail where we do like competitive hitman runs as a youtube series and it'll be hitman... man and... hitmanly. yeah, it can't be hitmanly because that's just like his... yeah, no, i lost my damn mind when i said that. no, no, botched it. ronaldo. oh, i guess you had a revolt on your team. hey, let'll leave. thanks for the subscription. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [6⧸1⧸16]
- 9818.540 used to express good wishes on meeting or parting that's a weird ass word some hard work. that's a weird word yeah, i would have drawn agent 47 you'd know it was him because the barcode on the back of his head and then a music note like a stereo playing a music note and i point at it and you go all hit man. what did i always play a hitman ave maria? mm hmm Search ↗
- 9845.120 you like ave maria? if someone was like, hey what's your favorite song? you'd be like, i don't know, i really like ave maria. yeah, i like hitman's ave maria. i was gonna draw some... i don't know what would be good for g. i'm the winner. what? damn it, i wasn't paying attention to this one. i am the captain now. don't. what? yeah, that's just it. oh, it's this thing. that's fair. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [8⧸18⧸16]
- 2504.580 you know, wipe your butt with toilet paper and you won't have shit in your pants, you know? after i said that my girlfriend said, nick would you call yourself an alpha male? you know what, no, i wouldn't. i'm a beta male. that's how it is. i'm a fuckboy. canada also has the best wrestlers. we do have bret the hitman hart. we do have player uno. player uno as well, that's definitely true. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸31⧸16]
- 2931.560 it just chews people open the good app. it's like the american wait, it wants to be in the lone complex. oh, that's such a good joke. fuck, marry, kill. it's just a normal day for me. i'm a hitman and my girlfriend is called mary. i don't get it. yeah, that does mean it's me. i get it, but like... think about it! yeah, no, it's very clever. i think it's good. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸16⧸16]
- 10202.040 hitman montage for the challenge scene. yeah, that was a judo chop, yeah. that was good shit. but the judo chops were like, good. but the one where it's cairo sedro's quotes interspersed with the katana action is it gets me every time. where it's like, to them they probably thought i was moving out of the way, but actually, i was positioning myself in their blind spot. and it's so good. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸28⧸16]
- 393.420 yeah, that's pretty much what i'm feeling right now. it's pretty much. it's like death incarnate i was like pretty close to like just sleeping before ah shit. all right. well. let's do feed is the word awful bad i also almost slept, but i was like i should stay up and be productive yeah wake up stream hitman eat a huge fast Search ↗