Quotes about “History teacher”
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well, kinda. like i worked as an esl teacher in korea, which is like the fakest real job in history. an esl teacher? you don't really it's basically like daycare. or like mind control? i walked with no, it's not. i'm still two weekends. or like teleportation or like mind shaping. what the fuck are you guys talking about? i thought that was like telekinesis. esl?
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keeping it going. we broke his guard and we're recovering. oh so well, and then i blew it. okay, okay. it's first one to five. we got plenty of time here. great recovery. alright, not a great recovery. i wonder what the bar is. i'm assuming it's like energy of some sort. okay. we're just, we're priming this for the greatest comeback in history. oh my god. we broke, we broke the gym. teacher's gonna be very upset. just, i'm ready.
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i think i would love shiny hunting if it was just like in a better game. because i love the like, i love the herculean task and the narratives that it creates. i'm just not, i'm not fucking with pokemon too much. they should make dlc for this man. yeah, i've seen whiplash. fletcher easily like one of the most misunderstood characters in cinema history. he's actually like one of the best, he should be winning like teacher of the year awards. what the fuck have i done? there's no coming back from that.
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i think i told this, uh, i told this story on the show before but in 11th grade our history teacher, like troy had just come out, but our history teacher had like a brother who was teaching esl in china or something like that and he bought a pirated copy of troy and then sent it to her in the mail, which i don't know if you could like get in trouble for that, but anyway, he did i guess and when he booted it up the menu screen like had the letters phase in super slowly so it was like t
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so he was like an amazing volleyball coach and his heart really wasn't into that much as a teacher so they had him teach ninth grade geography. we watched dante's peak, we watched pearl harbor, lots of movies. i think we may have watched the english version of dumb and dumber in that one as well which is kind of insane. watched indiana jones and the last crusade, troy, i remember our history teacher brought us a pirated copy of the movie troy
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because this was like the year that the movie came out, but her brother lived in china for some reason. so he went to like the street market and bought a pirated copy of the dvd and sent it to her so that we could watch it in history class. she's a really cool teacher. and i remember the movie started and it still had a dvd menu and it popped up and it said tori and i was laughing my fucking ass off.
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a lot of scientific discoveries have gotten people killed but also gone on to make a net good in society. for example, the invention of the dippin' dots flash freeze process. look it up. i'm not here to be your science history teacher. a class that doesn't really exist. most high schools, including my own. but we didn't even have spanish, so like, can't hold everything to that standard. even french, like, had a was
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but if you go behave badly and i'm gonna send you to the principal's office, there's like a disconnect in the human brain. they're like, i don't understand the negative consequences. that's not gonna work. rewarding people with food is bad. yeah, but i'm not like their mom, you know? like, nobody in human history has ever been like, you know, they're 35 years old and they're like, yeah, i have a bad relationship with food because this one teacher i had
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6 a.m. to noon private practice noon to 6 academia 6 to midnight cooking you stack that up over three seasons it's over for you i had a history teacher who is a chef on weekends don't type that as if that's aspirational that's the social safety net is let that dude down that's true hannibal at subway it's a what long i will take hannibal at subway that could have been like a key and peel bit from 2014 or so i would have the long foot
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who could... well we could just make like a... who's a famous genghis khan? i think before we do this we should probably make him friendly genghis khan. guy has kind of a history of getting up to some bad stuff. yeah, great general of history is gonna help us out here. can you teach us how to fight you, ding dong? okay, you know what? we're just gonna make a teacher. it's the easiest way to do things.
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there actually is a witcher 2? yeah, it's a prequel to the witcher 3. you ever think about how learning history is so fun because it's like a prequel to the world you're living in? cool history teacher who turns his chair backwards? you know, in many ways richard nixon was kind of like the anakin skywalker of the 20th century. minus two? you know anakin skywalker's a bad guy, right? i'm just checking. not in the first movie?
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