Quotes about “Hemomancer”
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a zombie. what about this? a hemomancer. a vampire. and this? a lycanthrope. a werewolf. what about this? a pharaoh. a mummy. and this? pixie. a fairy. how many did you get correct? oh man, it's so good. what do you call this in english? a sorceress. a witch. oh man, it gets me every time.
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525.20
a sorceress. a witch. what about this? mage. a wizard on this? a ghoul. a zombie. what about this? a hemomancer. a vampire on this? a lycanthrope. a werewolf. what about this? neither of them are funny at all? no, don't be shy. post your favorite movie. what's your favorite comedy? duck soup? man tricks a dude into thinking he's looking into a mirror. is that funny?
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2699.98
what were we wasting our time with in, you know, the year 2000? hemomancer, pixy... jay, have you seen hemomancer video? if you haven't seen it, someone in chat will link it to you. i just just to spread it around. i can only link funny things to other millennials. if you link it to somebody that's under the age of like 31... did you know linking things... funny things and sharing funny memes is uh... is boomercore now?
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3106.00
that's hemomancer, man. that's saltburn. i can't keep up with all this gen z stuff, man. honestly, you're kind of hip with it. i'm just, i mean, here's what annoys me, and i did it to the older generation when i was part of the younger generation. you can't rag on the older generation for like being out of touch, and then when they ask honest questions, be like,
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6670.00
hemomancer. oh man. yeah, and this guy was like, i think i could probably beat a panda in combat. yeah, yeah, yeah. now i'm just going on a trip down memory lane here. what were we playing back in the day? what were we playing? now listen, if i could put myself back in my shoes, i am trying to make myself look like the dude in the game.
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6768.72
cause kate got this for me for christmas. but it is the same color. did i have like a conjunctivitis? what was going on, man? it's my conjunctiva is frickin' inflamed, bro. really? is your conjunctiva inflamed? quite convenient, wouldn't you say? hemomancer. i gotta delete all these. kate will not be live today.
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3269.36
into becoming insane in a good way. you go, i need something to watch on my second monitor. i like the binding of isaac. so i'll search the binding of isaac on twitch. that's like you just made your first mistake. and then like a year later, you're like, you know, what are you even talking about? diced onions are way better than onion rings. and then like 10 years later, you're like, hemomancer. and that's the end point. i'm realizing it makes no sense that i hate poker, but i love yahtzee.
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594.88
start a battle room that's 20% when an enemy gains an ailment. i wish that i wanted these, but i don't think that i do. i wish. i wish i wanted these. you should go. if you're going to go, then let's take a vampire bat for future consideration. i can't afford it. no, i can afford it, because i'm going to... i'll just put... yeah, yeah, okay. we got mana driven builds. you just give it a second. hemomancer run incoming.
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then, like you're about to get yeeted, which we don't like. you... i'm sorry to say, you're basically useless, okay? this is money. we do have a vampire bat, which means you're probably gonna get so much hp out of this. the hemomancer has returned. give the two frontmost friends and enemies experience. interesting. very interesting. you could use the experience in battle. this is the wrong dust. this is the right dust, but first we gotta check this.
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336.58
they played the same songs, they played the hits, they played some advertisements for local car dealerships, there was some paid promotion, and you know, we all had a reasonably good time. vampire bat! okay, this is where we pivot the whole run. you say that but you miss one stream and now everyone's saying hemomancer? i suppose there is some truth to that. you when you miss a day of school and then all your friends have a new inside joke by the time you come back, you're like, what the hell?
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2870.14
hey NL, i showed my wife the hemomancer tiktok and it gave her the ick. have you seen the tiktok account that is guy making a list? and it's the... listen, don't take this too seriously, okay?
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461.36
that's a tier 5 octopus? oh, you're right. that's blue ring octopus. okay, my mistake. i have no idea what this could be. ornithopter? hemomancer? what's his name? what's his name, bro? what's his name? spinosaurus? he's a 4 8. this is a dinosaur peck? stegosaurus?
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5013.88
and you were talking a lot about whoopee cushions yesterday. you were talking a lot about whoopee cushions. this guy? oh, this plant? that's a happy tree. ahemomancer. you know hemomancer? ahemomancer. ahemomancer. it's a vampire. when reading two comes out, you think it'll be pay to win?
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because like if you can describe it in eight words, describe it in eight words. because i hate when you're playing a roguelite and you go to pick up like a new item and the item itself is like 400 words and it's like it's a cursed undead hemomancer staff slash stave made of you wood and then you're like looking through all the keywords. you wood does plus four percent damage to and then that hemomancer gives you plus lifesteal for every stack of blah blah blah like you're look at this shit.
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2976.36
their brain and you may disagree you play something you're having fun with it but you're losing and you're like, you know, what would be fun winning now in pvp that makes sense because when you inflict misery on somebody else it gives you their joy. so you're like gaining their joy. you're you're a hemomancer for their joy but in pve winning when you win it's hollow because you're like, oh i beat some ones and zeros big whoop and
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9334.72
fathers are so blessed. i didn't feel that blessed on the two flights we took yesterday, i'll tell you that much. i mean i felt blessed in like a... if you make the time scale long enough, yes, but in the moment, no, i did not feel blessed. roasted snack. mmm. roasted snack. i don't know what you're talking about. roasted snack. roasted snack? mmm. why did you say that? mmm. why did you say that? a hemomancer. hmm?
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