Quotes about “He don't got internet”
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i don't believe that dan was taking your data, yo can we stack these? to harvest it to do something with. all i will say is that i think dan has a little bit of a disrespect for internet security. i think he doesn't fully comprehend some of the dangers of being online. oh wait wait wait. okay so we got like couple justice parking way out, incredible.
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you know he's got a hard d at the end. banana d. the end of what? the end of my balls. i hope it's not at the end of them. yeah it is. i like his one end. i don't know if i'm gonna end you. it's d. these ds are made for walking. entering like kind of a fugue state or something like that. pugue. i can confirm that only 10% of people on the internet can pronounce my username. well maybe if your username was an r s c y n x.
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i got nine points. i don't know what i'm supposed to do. better? it's so close i can taste it. ooh. internet chicken wins. but he already got eliminated once, so i don't understand that. wow. this is brutal, man. i'll open up a new pack.
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man. darmanitan? what about daruma? darumaka is kind of like, i mean, he's definitely standard. standard, bro! standard is normal and this guy's got fire eyebrows. oh! how could darmanitan standard not be normal? website's having some trouble today, man. or maybe it's my own internet. i don't know. today's was hard. i mean the mythicals, i just have no idea. pyroar, okay.
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50, 60 minutes. nobody knows where he went. if you ever had any questions, there's nothing you could do about it. you'd just have to ask the internet. and then he would come back and say, you're dismissed. like he didn't do anything. he might've been smoking darts in the car. and i honestly, i got nothing against that. at least it wasn't like in the class. we gotta try. it finally happened. i don't know what i'm doing.
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hmm alright, so i'll lane with doom. he might go jungle at some point we'll see this is doom doom sometimes go goes ring of the silliest doesn't he because he's got armor problems and this gives him a small armor boost i don't know well at the very least the fact that i have a bacillus might help out a little bit day from the peanut gallery let's get i'm worried about these broadcasters given the other team information i don't think they would actually do it, but i don't trust anybody on the internet. oh
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it has to go to the one that paints this dude as a super nice guy, but then he texts while drives and everyone starts judging him as being an asshole. that's the thing. don't be the internet about it. the internet will be like, well what if his wife was pregnant and blah, blah. okay, yeah, sure. what if he has a, he was injected with the same poison that they injected jason statham with in crank. and then if he doesn't touch his phone every 45 seconds, he'll die. okay, you got me.
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i do believe in you good sir, and that's why i'm gonna keep giving you a little bit of hp even though i probably shouldn't oh you gave me succubus when you suck, but he still succubus mfw you suck, but he yeah, i don't know big internet memes just trying to fit in with the kids these days trying to stay relevant you know you know how dogs is and all that well we got a chest with a fly that seems to affirm my suspicions about
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know that he's already internet. he's got it bad. it's on the internet. you don't freak with ladder i hit the wrong button and now i'm leaving okay
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272.74
holy shit, it's invicta though. if you say you've found it. i've ascended. there's no way. yes there is. how? it's like the game ain't the same. you can't say this and then not explain like... i don't need to explain. i think i taught myself russian. this northernlion guy, he's a character on the internet. i got a new strat.
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