Quotes about “Hate me”
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you hate me enough that you won't even follow my twitch channel because i talk shit about i don't follow anybody on twitch that's why i like sometimes i'm self conscious. i follow like 13 people fucking one of them is denny's so let's just like yeah, let's not act as if this is something i use on the regular they streamed once and i followed them the bear guy to not a bear taffy the other bear guy, okay? we all followed him remember. yeah, the round table shout out. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, and i follow him and
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i also just like never watched the disney channel at all. oh, she's everywhere now though. she has that song. she's about looking good for you. which is really selfless, honestly. but i have a sneaking suspicion the song might be about sexual intercourse. nick is a rock, that's clever. oh my god, this boss. they're making me fight the mask of infamy by the way and i hate every minute of it here. is selena gomez the friday lady? is she?
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i did the stupidest thing. i saw that. the thing is that made it worse though is i just drank the vial that gave me 50 hp back right before i blew that up and took it back away. wait, can we break this? oh, i got an achievement. yeah? early in the morning. i hate being drunk in video games. yeah, it always does the same thing. it's always annoying. it's always the worst! it should at least give you stat bonuses though, right? i would think that it does. you get extra charisma.
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that's i don't want to put you on blast, kate. i can go buy cat food solo though if you want to, but if you want to take a night off, then you'll be my guest. it's been a stressful couple of days with these computer issues. and the cat's sleeping on all those boxes, right? yeah. pardon me? he's sleeping on the boxes. i don't know. is the cat sleeping on the boxes? oh, rob says, i'm getting flamed. not really. i was trying to say that you were good at did you okay, i hate wait, what's the b4 do? or the big the four room rerolls all item pedestals.
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i mean, i don't trust myself to handle that situation properly. that's why i don't deliberately start fires. yeah, me either. at all. i never start fires. i hate them. never start them.
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what is happening? you got a problem? i saw that, that's 30 moves away. i saw it as soon as we got into that position. what's this shit? god damn you josh! why do you scare me like that? that damn burger master. i hate the frog bird. the what bird? the frog bird. frog bird.
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who's alive? nice play. that's really good. i hate this stage. this is nick's stage so you can blame him. you can't get me because of the current! there's a current! god damn it! what? oh, i thought you had the sniper on that one. he jumped back to my head! can you save it? i can't get it to happen! he's getting back to...
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okay, you want you can go to the chest because i know you hate the dark room what is it matt? just give me the seed man six i can make this decision in the game 6d okay, be a holy grail. oh, sorry. i couldn't hear you over somebody else here 60 bg. okay one q ln all right, josh is fighting the second boss on the shop. okay. well, he's got some time then. oh
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that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d
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spike things i do i just had no the it's like the five button room with the heads that spit their fucking house that one has you a little rough. i hate it and it actually killed me well, not actually but like i have half a hour hypothetically killed you almost literally killed me almost literally. oh
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it's like a little john or something. oh! you almost rocked me! i tried to rock you. stop, stop not rocking! oh my god, i hate not rockers. hip hockers. and everybody all around the world! and my zoology midterm is tomorrow, what should i know? that's easy. donkey kong plays cool or fun games. yes! i learned that only recently. it's really good man, domain kingdom phylum. class. order. family. genus. species.
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well guys, we gotta have money when we go down there. we don't need this much money i'm sure, but... you hate me because i re rolled it? i just re rolled that good run so we can get an even better run later. why you know what's cooler than being a millionaire? being a billionaire. being a quidger billionaire? yeah, being a gorillionaire. cool, yeah! that's when you own at least a million gorillas. man, you could do some stuff with that. josh, i don't like your tone, mister. how much candy those gorillas could crush?
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everything being said with all the trolling and some people being haters i have been having a ton of fun with this game. oh, yeah same here. so not me though. i hate it nick nicky's one of those haters. i really do quite like it actually. no, it's it's been uh, it's been a lot of fun it really seems like all the items that are added or at least the vast majority of them are actually meaningful
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oh, my swallowed penny dropped me a dime and a nickel right after that. wow. step on shrunk enemies to kill them. oh, okay. i didn't know it worked that way. really? well, somebody said that. that would be sweet if stompy allowed you to step on small enemies without taking damage. i can't hit anything. i have tumor again. yeah, i hate it. just keep rerolling, man. i just want a battery. yeah, i know. it's better. there's freaking one teleporting ghost and i can't kill it. there we go.
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it seems. what is all this twitter shit? what's going on on twitter? i don't even... lots of... you're still mad about the hearts? hate. lots of hate? yeah. towards you? no, no, no, not me. towards the game. in the next afterbirth patch we are changing all the hearts to stars to punish people so i can get my sweet, sweet revenge. 1.5k likes. 486 retweets. nice.
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turn off the filters turn off the filters turn off the fit. why does he i'm just setting up my controls we got bigger problems man filters are off over here. i hate those filters okay, i think i'm just gonna go live yeah, oh lotta just subscribed to oh lotta lotta save me there we go all right
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oh, that was like... it's real scary, man. next. code... duplicate... okay. oh! it's the first to climb this high! well, congrats. can you climb me higher? to a place where bees don't go. i wanna live there. i hate bees. conservatory!
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which was a wild audience. was it all nine year olds drunk as hell? no, it was like there were a lot of like 30 year olds actually losing their shit. which was really surprising to me. like singing along to the classical music. people love frozen man, it's possible. and also like a lot of like 60 year old people who really hate computer animation and think that you know will never enter the golden age of animation again. i'm like you want me to guys heard of pixar?
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yeah are you kidding me? nick's got the right idea here. oh that's a worry about you. we're remasked cold counterfeit. you're freaking me out to wear a mask this is like not so good i hate you. yeah, just a duck trash into the duck bucket. oh
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high gravity. 1v1. no one ever hit the ball. exactly. it kind of makes me want to throw up a little bit. yeah, i just hate it. i hate everything. does the time go slow too? because it shouldn't. i think the time is normal. fuck that. fuck you canadian cannabis piece of shit. wow, that's like super rude. yeah. good. he's not dang weed. why did that not happen? oh, because everything goes super slow.
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makes me so sad. it's probably beneficial in this mode. it just goes fast the whole time. i don't buy that for a fucking second. yep, that was cool right there. no problem. oh, kill me. i hate this. i hate this even more than you do. no you don't. i hate you more than you make this. what was that noise? it was like boozalas in the back or something. that's why boozalas is a zela impression. yeah, that was pretty good.
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wow, well done. this is impressive. is this fun to go backwards? i don't know, this guy was calling me drunk before, now he says nl for prez? i don't know, like... you came clean about being sober, so he appreciates your... oh, now i'm cool, yeah. yeah, your honesty. ooh, tandem shot, here we go. oh, ow. people don't fucking hate the modifiers. just like constantly rejoining. i mean, you did that in the last match.
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oh, no! oh, fuck. we're all boned. oh, there's trombones! no, no, no, not me! i'm your friend! alright, yep, box, trombone. oh! i got a machine gun. no! that evolved very quickly. shit! never grab something quick enough that's any decent. i feel like i should hate that level, but i don't. sorry, what? i think you might have. did i get it? nope. one shy. god damn.
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i just looped right on that. that happens a lot actually. my whole idea was just go up so we can't see the trajectory of the grenade launcher. i hate this level just for the record. yeah, i actually really don't like this level. i wish i could get rid of it. it's not mine. i'm coming for you. no, you burned me! burned everyone. what? shit. we got to play this thanksgiving guys. actually canadians have a different one than we do, don't they? mm hmm.
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all i had to do was not move. i lived. oh, that yacht. look at what i can do with the arms. whoa, how'd you do that? what? you used the left stick, yeah. i learned that recently. that's a good one. yeah. yeah, i got a wiggle. i got a wiggle a waggle. that's incredible. i love the attention to detail in this game. yeah, me too. and i also hate it. okay, i died.
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it was me. i wrote all of it. it's like some plausible deniability shit in a drug dealing operation. oh yeah. it's like, well the dealers have never met the kingpin so... you know, if they get taken down they got nobody to rat on. yeah. i hate rats. so if this whole top trending thing goes belly up then at least i don't know anything about the hierarchy of it. yeah. probably won't get more than a year in.
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alberto the beef jerky company never i've never heard of them either. there's a like good american jack links with me and jack links no he's jackin it is no house jack linkles jack link bird you ever hear of him this run is not dead this run has never been more alive i hate red big spiders are all stupid you know what's weird is that you were way more upset about me carrying that beef jerky than the dude that actually should have been i?
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there you go. oh yes, i care about this a little bit nick what do you want for me? there was like a chain reaction like i got i hate someone in the ass and i exploded and somebody beat me ass we were all exploding in each other's asses if you like did the reverse cam on that shot you'd see like six asses explode right before your very eyes. oh
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when little kids love trains, i'm like, what is wrong with you? it's a stupid fucking hydraulic like shifting wow trains are so stupid, i really hate how they allowed us to forge a nation out of them. i don't give any shits about trains ryan. you should care about trains man. i don't they're our history. i've hardly ever even ridden on one except for in subways and they make me angry. they make you mad. everything about trains. you make me angry nick. yeah why do you hate trains so much?
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i don't really hate them that much. i was like, why do you hope that's all? i love passion angry nick absurd level of disrespect we just won the hell out of that game man you did you want me to easy money them i bet your chats so angry at me now actually, i did see a lot of people saying oh, yeah, they're real fucking angry. i was just kidding guys what's wrong with you guys?
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yeah, they hate me too. i actually hate him because he's goofy and not offensive. i don't know, how high is the bridge? let some criticals shut the fuck up.
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is it? i like how originally you were like, man i hate that people are talking about undertale, it makes me more likely to not like the game. yeah. and now you have, you've gone fully down the ramp. i've played it for 15 hours and now i own the memes. 15 hours! yeah man! it's a long time. i did all of the things in one part of the things you can do. huh. are we in a game now? oh yeah, i guess we are. we're in a game already. i blew up that guy. i killed him just to watch him die. that's cold. and score on him.
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i hate it. i hate it and it smells like bad cheese. i feel like here's what it worries me about undertale is i know that there's like a non violent way to play through it and i see people stream it on twitch. oh god.
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are the canucks actually up on montreal 3 0? because if so, the dream is alive. i hate it. yeah, no, i agree. i just wanted to take you out because you wanted to die fast, and then i wanted to die safe. it's perfect. i don't think that worked properly. can you breathe? josh, every time we get that level, i'll kill you if you kill me at the same time, alright? we gotta have a pact.
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chat, you saw that, right? nick got the move faster than i did. are you gonna just shoot me? i hate you so much right now. you don't have any more ammo. nice. josh is trying to make the world a better place. i can't believe you're immune to fire, apparently. oh. that was beautiful. hold a cooked grenade?
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what a guy. i can see why. i mean, madam, he's a trash. he is a single trash. a single trash. he is a trash. not a piece of it. he's the concept of trash. yeah. he's actually like a pretty good guy. but i was baffled. i was like, why would you do this? why do you hate the little guy so much, mathis? krampus, you hurt me. and then he said, americans shouldn't have to wash their own dishes right after that. i was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. that's a little too far. what?
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what are you gonna do with that car? i had a copper and my shit was greener than you've ever seen. oh god. nobody knows how to freaking explode the car! i hate the car, it's like my least favorite. well, i took it out of rotation for you because i know how angry you got. the car is the worst, man. it's actually like really hard to use. oh, alright. oh, i'm fine! wait, what happened there, nick? how did you hear me?
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honestly this game is pretty fun though. i'm playing up how annoying the being crushed thing is but it's pretty fun anyway. god i hate you guys. you're so good! me and josh, every time. my wingman. i know the turrets aren't actually targeting me they're trying to shoot the enemies i happen to be in the way but it would be nice if they would like take into account that i'm in the way. if you press the x button you can dive under them. yeah the x key. is that true? yeah that's what chad's saying anyway.
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