Quotes about “Hammer”
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4154.520
maybe you're right. we're becoming part of something. i like it though. pop out of the pieces. we're your sledgehammer. by sledgehammer i mean the... it's more like a sludgehammer. sloooow saw hammer. that would be a very ineffective representation. it's called uhh... bone slab hammer. bone slab is ready? is that just like a... like a uhh... a wrestler from the... the ussr? uh oh.
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5862.060
i had him under my control! what are you talking about? did you not see him being under my control? no! oh god! oh my god! i hate how everyone's a little bitch in that level. i picked up the fucking musket and he got the hammer. oh, that's actually next level plays.
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1979.520
and that's true, yeah. and plus, you know, you made a lot of money on those songs. i would kill to trade places with, like, you know, vanilla ice in 1991. that would be like... well, yeah, you would hang out with mc hammer. kate says it's unpoppable, but i didn't see what. she's probably talking about maybe a pimple, perhaps. oh.
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1999.560
i just want to hang out with mca hammer's pants, i don't care about... yeah? you don't need the man, just the pants. i'm a little scared of what's hanging out of mca hammer's pants. hammers. they're like parachute... things. you wanna drop them out of a plane and see if it really works? maybe. it's called a micro bait.
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2047.040
it would have been better if it was nwa. i mean they had the harlem globetrotters and scooby doo. that is true. oh good. it's not quite the same but... the deal with the devil is all red chests. lovely. hey that's how much down it was. scooby doo did have a lot of weird guests. yeah they had like cameos for the stars but in cartoon form. apparently mc hammer did have a show where he was a cartoon. that doesn't surprise me. so did bill cosby, right?
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2213.580
the guitars have freestyle solos, but there's an option to turn that off supposedly because i was like they give you a guitar solo and i'd be like you know i really don't want to just hammer one note and then play the whole solo on the whammy bar right and still get there like awesome solo i'm like i just hit yellow and then whammy every like quarter note. whammy! like i bought this game to be given directions not just whale on another note. yeah, and you're like if i'm playing
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6277.660
oh no. you guys ready? let's get cryotic in here. i wish i could. he's too big for me now. come up and game. alright. here we go. where's my pneumatic drill? oh, here that cat number two's into big underground drills. how did you know that? oh, i didn't baby. you just told me. what the fuck just happened? that didn't work out very well. you tried to mc hammer us? n.a.l. asked me for directions once and i told him i don't speak english.
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909.000
don't forget that dick hammer, but dick hammers name doesn't have an s in it. so that's the dh yeah, cba cbs and dh. that's okay it sort of works and cbs and bbs are kind of like conjoined so they're the same really i agree yeah, i could have like a c in parentheses bs right then that covers for one deal. she's like isaac trading cards isaac streaming trading cards now would be pretty sweet. oh
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2756.640
and then teleport into the... devil room? i loooove these tiers. i got triple shot, tech 10, proptosis green lasers of death. i've got freaking hammer of dawn mode right now. it's like doctor fetus, or epic fetus effect, but everything just dies in one hit. and at three shots... learn from my mistakes! pick a run and run with it. oh, it gets worse after this? you're gonna end up like me, i nicknamed myself.
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3251.280
what if there was like, you know those like carnival games where you hit the thing with the hammer to try to like knock it into the top? like that in the chest but for dps? so if you could like hit the top of the thing because your dps is high enough it'll open up another floor or something after the chest. and then every enemy on that floor is like the hush level difficult. i thought they would do something like that or something interesting.
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7684.500
got him on this patch. it's an axe to the face. it's actually a hammer also, this isn't dotus. there's no one named axe axe attacks that's an axe quote that is yeah so that is better really good running things so far in the first quarter of brawl hall though where somebody says something and then the other person observes what they said i'll go probably would have preferred to have the bomb to be honest link well. it's gone now. oh
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1833.040
i do. it'd be good if i didn't get war hammer. look, i literally know that blood bowl is war hammer combined with american football, but if i just say it's war hammer combined with american football, josh is gonna be like, what? i don't get it. i'll get it. what? i don't get it. nick will get it. yeah, see? i know what that is. i know what war hammer is. actually, it's war hammer fantasy. it's not even war hammer, it's war hammer fantasy, so... shut up, dude. who's the loser now? you are.
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4583.020
really? yeah, it's pretty fun. that's so many me. oh, it's the same thing. sequel is not out yet. you just completely dude, that's a great name for a sequel! you should be on their marketing department team. i was still waiting for project hammer. when does that come out? it's i don't know. it's empty hammer. there's a wii launch game that never got finished. project hammer? yeah. really? used to smash hammers into things and then it never happened. you who did that? what are you talking about?
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4265.800
yeah, but you don't want to get the mcdonald's fries when the oil's all old, because then it's gross. you can taste it. yeah, you can. what are you doing, bud? oh, hammer! it's hammer time! i didn't want to look on this planet. didn't even need it. sucker. yes, chat, the new map that i made is in rotation for this, so there will be a new custom level i made. what the fuck is this round? whoopsie daisy! alright.
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7057.380
and all people do there is make new threads that say raise your dongers. man, raise your dongers? i really regret that tattoo. oh no! i don't. raise your dongers will never die. what is raise will never dong? oh, he still killed me with the freaking hammer though! hey, how's it going? you can do this.
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3791.600
oh my god, this is like an isaac run. oh your turkey wrecked me! yes! amazing! so the cool thing about this one if you want to mess with people the hammer makes you drop really hard right so you can break the bits at the bottom and then there's nothing to catch you. wow! alright!
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4863.300
a fart! yes! god dammit. alright, helmet vs armor, let's go. you just throw your hammer at me? alright, alright. i was trying to play fair. now i'm gonna have to projectile weapon. well that's not gonna work with the armor is it? i see, you're master playing. you guys are gonna line the ground with hammers so that way you can't fall to your death? i'm at faith's death! god!
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4896.700
or sean lynch over alright nevermind. kidding. i keep i keep feigning death to like get a height on my jump but then i can't recover in time and i just die. what the fuck? that tin foil hat. oh another hammer. you can still play duck game online with people guys and then make new friends. even if you don't have friends to play with. oh! trying to get gangster with this. that nuke was so good though. i was trying to do a bounce attack, catch him in the air.
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whoa! spaghetti's cheap to make, man! did you pull the pin? oh my god! all of those grenades went off. i think i hit them with the hammer which pulled the pin. what?! okay, that's hilarious. was there a landline there? i didn't see it. wow, we got this map like four times. yeah, this map's getting on my nerves now. a lot of times here. i'm just gonna dodge. oh, it didn't work that time! oh, well, i walked into that one. alright, yep. slipped on a banana peel and died.
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10895.000
you okay? you put thermite on blitz's shield, i'll hit it with my hammer and then ash can shoot a breaching charge in his asshole at the same time. and we become the avengers. and then i'll use a flashbang. you need to find the hostage. yeah, okay. let's not get too cutthroat. umle died right off the bat there, so... made it tough to win with umle's death. what you say? did it out for you. yeah, i'm with umle on this one.
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