Quotes about “Hail”
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a lot of things could happen. if that little lip was gone, maybe. do i trust... nope, that's not gonna work. i might just take a hail mary shot over there. it's mostly pretty safe anyway over in this position. let's see, i wanna use the wind so i wanna aim a little bit more up. i licked my finger and we'll see how it worked. wow! that was really good! i told you i licked my finger!
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okay. i can tap shot and make a zillion little tiny circles. this is neat. you got the dunce? i have the dunce or the tumor, i'm not sure. oh yeah? and i've got isaac's heart so i can just play this demon judgment here forever i guess. until he pays out at least. all hail the ads, lord capitalism. what? i'm just gonna die from my poop on the first floor. what the heck?
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onkaraaj, harvey. q3. zs. zs. where'd you get onkaraaj? onkaraaj, it's from world of warcraft. onkaraaj! no, it's actually pronounced anchorage. oh, that's alaska. that's where the fallout dlc took place. oh, i like this start, actually. eh, it's okay. you got the, uh... the halos. the halos pretty nice. the halo and... yeah, you got master chief. is master chief monstro's tooth? no, it's the halo that's on his head. he comes down from the sky in a hail of glory.
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i sometimes, like the most embarrassing movie that kind of makes me tear up is the sports archetype where an underdog comes back and wins against all of them. that actually does it to me too. it totally does. when like the hail mary passes in the air and i'm like they're gonna catch it. all their hard work was worth it. i'm like... because it's internal validation for us that working hard pays off and that's what we really need to believe internally.
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i always do. alright, well this will be good. nick is stupid, thank you. i'm trying my best. hail satan, also a valorfoot option. it's tied to the module, apparently. this thing's not even gonna hurt, so it seems fine. i'll just do like a quick little patch me up here, baby.
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i think we're still cool, are you still cool? yeah i'm good. rob you got 8 seconds man. ahhh fuck it whatever. hail mary! there's a real hail mary in that one. i'm gonna get real roasted soon i think. the worst thing to try to sell door to door. doors or your homemade porn?
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god damn it. see like, wait, what the fuck? that's a free stroke, that's not the hole? no, the hole's over here in the middle. oh shit. you think i'm gonna make it in? all i want is karnov. karnov is like the zooey deschNL of our dog. it's like, if you actually had karnov, you wouldn't even know what to do with it. you're just in love with the idea. dude, i beat karnov on screen. nick can hail karnov, but he's out of his fucking mind.
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you get a little reverberation wave, right? and if you come in right after that, you're still safe. you gotta time it. oh, get him! get out of here, tony. tony! oh, that's bullshit. satan is dead. hail satan. whoa! you killed me? i didn't even know you could kill someone in that! maybe we trapped you so you stopped me. oh, did you stop running or something somehow? oh, maybe. yeah, i might have jumped too much. i thought you just figured out a way to kill me.
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brothers do bet a lot of those. that's brotherly ball rub, yeah. but i think maybe he was just like, he was sad, not sad, but he was like, hey everybody's celebrating but the game's not over yet, you know? like i've seen this shit go off sometimes. pop off. well it goes off, maybe like throws an interception, you know, a pick six and then they do an onside kick and recover and throw a hail mary, get a touchdown, win the game, you know? pick six? that's a lottery reference. that's a lottery, yeah. the white knife, thank you for the subscription. a pick six is when you, uh,
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from an electoral college standpoint, hell yeah! free weed for everybody if you vote for guy fieri. we can still win minnesota. i don't think this is gonna go too well. we gotta pull out like a hail mary. oh, that's damn right! ohio doesn't have any of your shit, man. give speech. i favor farm subsidies. wolf on the dance floor. thank you very much for the subscription. i just, i have so little stamina, i can't do anything.
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you have the pr cloud to get an endorsement. oh my god. the republicans are winning all the democrat endorsements, man! we can't lose florida. we need to win. okay, we still got florida. just remember, i favor social security. what?! you're anti social security now? here, the last thing they could say was a tv hail mary. would you like to appear on the o'malley scenario? i tell you why the left is wrong again. i'm bill o'malley and you're watching the scenario.
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