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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

309.020 what the halloween doesn't interest me that much i like i like scary movies don't really like candy that much like i'm not against i'm not anti candy hey, i'm not anti candy. i'm just i'm not like super pro candy. i'm not a big cake fan either. no, that's true but i'm more into like the the delicious fall weather and i Search ↗
572.660 i would say is probably the best thing about fireplaces for little kids. has led you into the career path you're in today. yeah, absolutely. well, no, i mean for real though, it did make me kind of go, you know what? that's pretty cool. i might like consider smithing as a decent fun thing to do as a hobby. wouldn't it be sweet if you went to a pioneer village and they had a j smith and he was just like, yeah, hey, what's up? he'd be like stay a while and listen. i guarantee it. you would say that probably? he would laugh at your jokes and then you know, maybe like Search ↗
1144.080 does that mean you ate it? i'm not a big fan of cheesecake, no. you got me. that's awful. it's not awful, i just don't really like it so i don't eat it. it's not like i'm like, hey this is a no cheesecake household here. you're just missing out, cheesecake's amazing. why did you buy the spear at heart? for good luck. as the lost, if you don't buy the spear at heart, you're a little bee. good luck. bought the spear at heart because fuck twitch. exactly. this is a lost run, it's like pretty good so far. Search ↗
1487.920 what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it. Search ↗
1663.920 well, that's the internet for you. that's pretty much where i fell on the issue as well it was in the use of the thread the reddit thread that was like hey what fetish do you just not get it all and then like the third pose that was like yeah? whatever this literally the post was like shadow the hedgehog where this bottom half is sonic the hedgehog turned into a toilet about to be shit in very specific Search ↗
2247.180 hey, but one of our one of our local game stores is opening at midnight tonight just for like 45 minutes to sell boxes gonna be there you got to pick up your box right? it's exactly correct they have to pick up my box go to a midnight magic card opening i went to a midnight pre release last week stayed till 4 30 so going there for 15 minutes is like way better. oh Search ↗
2698.120 i recommended that you watch a piece of media. i'm familiar with it's always sunny in philadelphia. i like it. you don't have to feel it. the only member, it's not the recommendation. it's the expectation. it's the checking up on. yeah, it's the hey did you watch that yet? i'm like yo you don't control me. i don't need you to give me a to do list. i already have a job and a wife. i've got that covered. i've always got stuff to do. Search ↗
2723.780 you should go to the midnight opening for battle of zendikar. oh, dude! thanks for the suggestion. i think i'll check that out and let you know how it was. hey, sounds good. i'll get back to you tomorrow about it. you think about the meta of just suggesting things i was gonna do anyway. seems to work. it's the best success i've had so far, anyway. hey, thank you very much, mayimfox, for the seven months in a rovery subscription. mayim's a nice lady. thank you. yeah, she's okay. see, that means a lot if you'll say she's okay. you gotta really work for that one. Search ↗
2928.660 should've re rolled it with the d10. i wish man. i that's that's my dream for the future maybe in a month anything could happen still a pretty good run northern line can we please get a new shirt soon? is there a plant in the audience? hey, what is this for you? i have launched a new a new shirt service over at district lines comm slash northernlion go over there you can see we got we got permanent merch permanent merch designed by dracula fetus. oh Search ↗
3306.580 i like that. and also thank you to new spire for the $5 donation. hey nick, i caught the end of your beginner's guide playthrough and bought it right away. just finished playing through it myself. it made me cry a couple of times, or multiple times. that stuff is deep. it really is. i think for some people, they'll take this game kind of hard. and i think i was one of those people. it was good. definitely recommend it. don't spoil it for yourself if you can. i'm just telling people about beginner's guide. try not to spoil it. just buy it. Search ↗
3375.260 oh yeah, i guess you have a better apartment now, so that's good. hey, tomo's here too. tomo! nice, tomos. that's pretty wild, i've never heard that happen. i made fun of her and she wants to break up, what should i do? you should say you're sorry. and get back together if you want to. that's very true. that's a really sad reason to have a fight. it's extremely minor. Search ↗
3414.240 we all have weird quirks about us. some of us might eat our cereal with water, i guess. but it's no reason to think less of them. yeah. hey, life's short. enjoy your life while you can. and care about the people you care about. it's better. alright, let's open up the rampage knights. was that actually a spoiler? ryan said no it wasn't, i was just being silly. i tried my best not to actually spoil things. spoiled prometheus 2. Search ↗
4037.140 oh my god, i'm the greatest player of video games. oh, you started already. yeah, no problem nick, i cleared out the whole room. stomped on this dude, turned his bones into bullshit. usually you grind their bones to make your bread, but you just turn it straight up into bullshit. yeah, i skipped the middleman. why milk the cow when you can milk the bull for free? yep, the bull appreciates it, like papa john. hey, hey, oh that's you. i don't know why you make your man green. green is the, like, you bit with his color. look at my ears! Search ↗
4157.800 it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet. Search ↗
4639.580 these are not bosses. um, oh, i'm hello. oh, right, you just come back if you live. fucking me. or... what? if i live. that's weird. aah! oh, fuck. that is quite clearly an actual boss. oh, there's a... umm... hey, is this game getting a little framey? nah, not really. okay. it's... i think it's fine on my side. it's getting a touch framey. Search ↗
5359.100 i didn't mean to eat that burger sorry, i didn't hit anything find this surprising that there are funny hats to unlock as well and classes i know how you guys like hats. they're free. you don't have to pay extra for them how does nl lockpick with crab hands? maybe that's my problem. all you want to do is pinch. yeah pinch pennies pinch your money. hey one egg for you. oh, yeah, it's okay. that's for you. oh Search ↗
5730.000 i didn't want you to get too big for your britches. that'll never happen. did that just mean your dick got too big? yeah. yeah. what would be wrong with that? bad for the gander. buy new britches. bad for the gander. the gander loves a big dick! i think they do. we did it? yeah, it's over. danny fray's season has ended. hey, that was not so bad! treeco. someone in my chat said treeco. alright, we're in a tomb. Search ↗
5782.400 guess if it gets too heavy your hips will break. what do you think about this thing right here? whoa the crabs cool. they'll break stuff sometimes. i hope one of these has a hamburger in it yeah, me too. and there's the male goose. you think that makes a difference? hey, hey, what do you think the candlestick does not break, but i do. i thought the candlestick did break though. nice don't Search ↗
6819.200 i don't recognize these fishmen. i gotta feel this is kind of like the seven seas thing these guys do like a like a several hit combo they're on fire now back up you freaking skeleton asshole got this. oh, it's guys are no big deal. hey everybody. it's rob. hey rob. oh those are two really close ones at the end watch great chest gold rush. oh, i love gold rush. oh Search ↗
7331.000 hello? hello! what's up guys? welcome mr. dan gheesling, how's it going? good, good, how are you? doing fine. having a lovely dream so far. we had our best ever run in this game. i caught the end of it, you guys faced some like simpsons octopus guy. it did look very simpsons actually. it did, you're right actually. hi rob! hey, how's it going? what's up, bitches? what's up rob? how's it hanging? rob and dan together again. Search ↗
7920.840 yes, i was testing you failed mister i'd take a lot of morphine. i know this zombie alpaca patrol you're not like i want to wear you guys in front scare me for real. oh, i'm a little pro body from time to time you're all right right now. all right, dan gheesling. oh god the bomb stuck to the wall hey, so did you i have an important question to ask you guys? oh got that. oh Search ↗
8078.080 don't do it don't so known as the guy that'll find you in the airport sometimes and hand you a phone don't do it look at this bike! what are you doing? go down that alleyway. dan, your bombs don't behave they go exactly where they're supposed to go hey uh when it gets christmas time does anyone call you eggnog Search ↗
8269.000 i'm here. oh my god. my chat doesn't believe hood eggnog is real. i don't believe it at all hood eggnog it's really hey, uh, hey nog. are you going to the pre release? i already went to the pre release last week dan Search ↗
8311.880 oh, that sucks that level because i thought i was gonna jump up. i'm a bomb in a pool. i win some people spawn on the top another spot on the bottom. are you gonna open any expeditions? i'm gonna i'm gonna get a full set of expeditions presently. that's only $18,000 just get some hood milk and you'll be fine. hey get some hood milk aka eggnog Search ↗
8437.580 bowl milk, b o w l milk, what are you talking about? yeah, vole milk. it's like a vole milk, the milk of a vole. it's like something that charlie kelly would drink. what's a vole? it's a small, uh, a swedish automobile. did you say a skink? yeah, a little bit like a skink. yeah. hey, that's a real word, i saw it on svu. you never milked a skink? no! oh, i have a jetpack. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

120.720 thanks sugar potatoes everybody that means angry right josh just you guys for letting me on your stream, and i appreciate it. you know what josh thank you for agreeing to be on even though it was an hour later. hey josh i mean i would have been here if it started like on time to i mean okay. yeah, i got you. you know i did give you a thank you, but i'm sorry. i'll take it away cuz you've been kind of a smartass i Search ↗
263.000 hey, one read the movie. no bar. and there was another one in there pacific. i'm gonna say pacific salmon fisheries. thank you very much for the description. you know that i like that movie. i like that movie too. you know what i like pacific rim feels like an old time like 80s action movie. that's what i like about it. it doesn't make any sense to me. Search ↗
1161.520 yeah, i'm looking forward to the new one. shrimp and lobster are not... those are not fish. shrimp and lobster, that's what? it's like, murf and turf. murf and turf. i wanna meet these two gentlemen. murf! hey, i'm murf and i'm turf! i don't know, whatever. don't worry about it, it's just shrimp and lobster. murf and turf. fucking murf and fucking turf. murf and fucking turf. Search ↗
1645.300 well, i don't know. he might make it back. what about that owen wilson movie, right? here's my theory, is that captain james t. kirk doesn't make it back, casey affleck makes it back and has to be like, he has to break the news because he's got those doe eyes and he can be like this. right, right, right. i'm sorry, kate hudson. hey! what's better? fucking red flame or cat face? red flame. yeah, they're both pretty good though. this is also true. i took red flame. Search ↗
1691.800 josh, this is fucking steeler's law, you scumbag. oh, god damn it, my team! the team that i've watched for zero minutes for the past five years. they lost? um, josh, don't be mad just because the steeler's lost. i can't help it. i'm super befuddled. i'm super befunded. don't befunded. hey, do you think james t. kirk was the real man? what are you talking about? Search ↗
2227.920 i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast. Search ↗
2302.760 yeah, not that one, but i've done other marks. yeah, then cabbage mark. i'm aware oh, i know cabbage mark that was me fur mark is just a big like it renders a 3d doughnut of animal hair on your screen oh, yeah, like baby lines and it's like hey, we're gonna test your gpu. that's kind of cool and it tested i would probably get gta 5 on there and i would probably crank it up as far as it goes and see what you could do with that that would be good Search ↗
2358.060 furmark was crashing for me until i rma'd my gpu. that's... that sounds very familiar. yeah, i've heard that story recently. is that what you did? uh, yeah. furmark didn't crash for me though, it was only it was exclusively like opengl. but i'm not gonna get into that, because mostly i don't know what i'm talking about. by the way, big shout out to rumblemuffin for helping me diagnose it. thanks, rumblemuffin! as always, rumblemuffin comes through in the clutch, greatest man of all. yeah, he was basically like, hey, i'm a genius, why don't you run this? and then i ran it, and he was like, oh, there's your problem. Search ↗
2387.980 as much as i wanted it to not be a broken video card, he's like, hey your video card's probably broken. i was like, alright. it's shitty luck man. i appreciate his help with the troubleshooting. yeah, it cost me a couple hours today, no big deal. yeah, it's the frustration though. probably takes like six months off your life sometimes. Search ↗
2408.560 it'd be real frustrating. aw, six months, jeez. ryan, did it take six months off your life? i gotta make it to the single lay the single lay the single layers? the single ladies? i gotta make it to all the single ladies. hey, single ladies? yeah! quantic brad, thank you for being timed out. i thought that was a subscriber. i was gonna make a joke about quantic dream and everything. man, i was way ahead of myself on that one. i like it. yeah, me too. Search ↗
2582.780 yeah, i'm glad they didn't do that. you'd be like hey, can i get eiffel 65 by eiffel 65 and then be like what are you talking about? oh, sorry. you shouldn't apologize for that just because you love a band. ah, you fucker. can't say that on television either. kate, make nl go buy it and stream. oh, cognitive dissonant. thank you very much for the subscription. what's kate talking about in chat? what are you talking about, kate? what do you want to stream? what do you want to stream? Search ↗
2734.580 try to put it out. that's the end of that. what i really felt bad about is the amount of people just calling him an absolute idiot and everything like, i understand he did some really stupid things. yes. but he was under some pressure and he panicked. this can happen to people. yeah, dudes panic. i would guess he probably knew better. just not in that moment. i don't know though, man. i do stupid things all the time. hey, womb chuck, up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. thank you very much for that subscription. i'm sorry that my thing didn't go... Search ↗
2870.240 but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice Search ↗
3097.420 little bit mentally a little bit dirty. no, no man. that was pretty real to me lego and or the joe and thank you very much for the subscription. hey wtf is odb. i'm not the cathedral now is yeah me too. oh Search ↗
3290.920 hey, you can drop the act. i hear you eat people. well, you got us, okay! yeah, we do eat people. he's right. use the box? what are you talking about? i freaking use the box. are you high as your mind is high? i got dead sea scrolls. use the box now! use the box! rip the box! Search ↗
3486.780 i never even talked to green anymore, i miss that guy. he's still alive. i know. yeah, he's alive. well, i'm just saying it sounds a little hollow to say you miss him if you're not making the effort to actually talk to him. well, i'm kind of a jackass and i just don't talk to people. that's like our neighbor who was like, hey, thanks for not calling the cops for a noise complaint. i should get you guys a bottle of wine and then just never did. it actually, the idea of doing the gesture and then not doing it has made him even worse in my mind. now you've, you've, Search ↗
3554.200 i feel like i'm about like a maybe two weeks away from actually tearing a hole in my throat doing that so... hee hee! that's pretty i wish i could do that. you can if you try hard enough. no i can't, i'll tear a hole in my throat. i can do a really good impression of the guy from house of cards who sells ribs to frank underwood. that's about it. do an impression of the guy from fieri. hey, i did it! you did it! i did it. hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! he Search ↗
3663.780 i don't want to look at the photo of myself because my teeth are so yellow. we'll use chris 3d white! i know it works! it removes 14 years of stains, but it can't remove the scar on your heart from when jeremy said he'd call you back, but he never called you back. chris white strips. jeremy didn't call me. i was hoping for that. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Search ↗
3778.300 mmm. that's that's the visit josh. well then never mind. i don't want to watch this ad for the dodge journey what even is that? i don't even like journey journey. the visit is really bad. the dodge journey. hi rob. hey, how's it going? rob. thanks. thanks for the subscription. much appreciated, crozzable. yeah, thanks, crozzable. i feel like was i talking about the visit on the nlss at some point? you were. you said don't see it. yeah, it's really bad. Search ↗
4130.140 oh is that what those mouji things are? hey you don't get them for some reason. i know it's just it tells me to log into skype and i'm just like no no skype if minions were real i would eat them every day can you eat minions? i would make a way to make minion steak yeah. i killed themselves steakians steak funyuns yeah, that's delicious. you can have some minion rings Search ↗
4240.620 yeah, i watched it with lin, lin likes it a lot. i didn't think it was terrible, it's just the minions are the only thing. he's sweet if you knew jeremy lin as well, so that when you said i watched it with lin, we'd be like, we're pushing more. hey, you guys know what i'm about to say? he plays dota. yeah, he plays dota. oh god damn it, you killed me with that katana. Search ↗
4730.680 that's bullshit that you don't float with with that's never float except for when they do well. i should fly together. oh my god i had fucking nerves of steel there. oh, i'm the greatest. i don't think that was proper i think it was i uh i ducked there you probably oh i forgot about the damn spikes. i ducked under that hey you should have quacked under it. yeah, you're already a duck. oh Search ↗
4821.620 nobody laugh. it's funny. i did all the poops. see josh likes always sunny jokes. hey, it's my favorite show. i thought it would work. what? what? no! he's too good with the rock. Search ↗
5782.580 bubba wall. i do the rock. bubba wife rocks. oh, you're on solid. fuck. hey, he's got a hard time. i didn't see that burger. good shot. call me a bubble. all those. what is your problem, mister? Search ↗
5883.180 is it? whoa! which were the plays? i wanna know. the throwing the uh, throwing the, the whatchamacallit before throwing the sword before people can get armor? that's next level man. i was trying to see if that would do anything. that's a good idea. i thought maybe you were talking about the gun. no, no. actually there's a sword stuck in the air for me. do you guys see that? yeah, yeah, that happens. you think my armor can survive this? hey guys, you wanna make a destiny fire team together? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

59.200 oh, do we get to grill him now? yeah, i did. yes, we get to grill him. cobalt, how's star wars battlefront? can you talk about it? are you under nda? oh no, it's closed beta. everybody's streaming it though. yeah, i saw that actually. yep. hey, thanks for the mold of can on for eight months. Search ↗
927.280 hey thanks dragonblast for the sub! we played like three hours of rock band 4 last night so we've almost gotten our money's worth i think. is rock band 4 worth the $330 asking price or whatever for the band? so wait, you got the whole shebang? yeah that's all of the instruments except for a second guitar. oh and i'm deep. Search ↗
1469.700 and he overclocked it on the bios and then it just it would blue screen whenever she recorded anything for like a week and then eventually i was like hey in your bios settings it says you're like overclocking and as soon as we turn that off it just worked fine and he was like well, it should have been able to handle it. i'm like i know but we got it we it's our own fault for not telling him that we value stability i guess over everything else so we can actually like work. it's also not exactly normal to record for everybody that's the other thing but i mean Search ↗
1544.920 it's a little ridiculous, but... well we're not gonna like stop watching your channel if you skip a day though. i feel like you're beating yourself up so hard over it. it's not... you can't help it. hey hey hey hey, sometimes... it's my job! i know. yeah, i feel for you. i hate missing any days off work. yeah man, like i... i keep days off for when i'm actually like ill or away, you know? i don't wanna... Search ↗
2047.040 it would have been better if it was nwa. i mean they had the harlem globetrotters and scooby doo. that is true. oh good. it's not quite the same but... the deal with the devil is all red chests. lovely. hey that's how much down it was. scooby doo did have a lot of weird guests. yeah they had like cameos for the stars but in cartoon form. apparently mc hammer did have a show where he was a cartoon. that doesn't surprise me. so did bill cosby, right? Search ↗
2139.340 john cena's in the grumpy cam movie? no, i said you think he would be? because that seems like then the path is just complete if that's the way it works. i hope john cena's in the grumpy movie. that'd be the best reason to watch it, i guess. john cena's movie. robots in disguise. hey, transformers platinum game. you guys gonna play that? is that the one that just came out? yeah. i just heard zeke talking about it on drop frames. he said it was really good. i saw the cover on... Search ↗
2823.020 dude, i would kill for some blue oyster cult in this game. if they i mean, i know that they can't do this, but for my own personal situation, i would love if they just were like, hey, here's all the songs from rock band 1 and 2 for $100. that's i wanted them just to include them. they did that with 3, kind of. just stacked them up, you know? that's why i loved it. like, okay, we got rock band 4, you have 1, 2, and 3 on top of this new song setlist, and then there's dlc you get all your dlc automatically transferred over. Search ↗
3608.360 and it didn't work, and we had to give up on the idea and ended up playing europa universe alice 4 instead. it's unfortunate. it's a riveting story. yeah, it was a great story, i think. i hope that that does not happen for you, because it was very frustrating and i wanted to play lost planet very badly. hey, everybody who has negative 350 lost runs, suck it! i mean... Search ↗
4032.520 why is the game so framey? it's probably math is bitching about fucking blood bowl again. oh wait, so did green man fix the skype issue at all? i mean, that's like, you know, hey, well we shot you in the face, but at least you don't have cancer anymore. it's like yeah, they shot the cancer out. did that happen? basically, like, did it fix the skype issue? yeah, i believe so. Search ↗
4394.080 it's a good question. you can plead the fifth if you want, you don't have to say. why is it so laggy? oh, it is another skype message. i swear to god, if it's mathis complaining about fucking dice rolls in blood bowl 2, i'm gonna lose my shit. it's josh, he wants to invite you to a beta. he probably is, actually, yeah. he was like, hey, they extended the rainbow six beta, we should play it on the show. but they didn't extend it until... like, they extended it until last sunday. there's no sunday show, josh. Search ↗
5097.940 oh, there we go. alright, choose wisely. i don't like this one. i don't like that little cave in the middle. yeah, weird little monument. i did change the game off eyes, you guys. you have to hit f5. it didn't change. psych! that's the same level! hey, 569 from spitbucket. don't worry bro, won't start a train today. well, i still love you, spitbucket. Search ↗
5160.480 i very much enjoyed san francisco much more than la by the way, so... i like san francisco. we'll have a similar experience. i've been to san francisco a few times in my day. i like it. it's like a vancouver with a little bit of an extra scary edge associated with it. but that's cool because you'll say, hey it's a dive bar with like a bunch of old pinball machines. but also you may get stabbed. but... Search ↗
5186.780 rob likes machines. yeah, and rob would be super into it. with a higher chance of entropy, he would be all over that. hey freddy. he does respect entropy. later freddy. Search ↗
5285.100 that is actually really good. hey, 69, thanks for the subscription. theo chan and music hunter, thanks to both of you as well. oh, come on. thanks, muckshot, for the 3 69! hold the mine! down the hall! oh, i was like, i'm gonna do anything possible to get alien pushed down there. you've gotta make yourself look bigger when you walk down those streets. well, all i did is i walked down, and then they said something to me when i walked past, but i just ignored it. and then i was like, yeah, they know you're not gonna fuck with this guy. Search ↗
5567.740 step one of living in a big city for me has been like if any stranger talks to you on the street do not respond they never yeah, it's never like hey. how's it going? hope you have a good day today they always have some ulterior motive the only reason you have to talk to a stranger is an until ulterior motive they want your money or they want to have sexual intercourse with you now if you're in the market for the ladder then you know maybe the best area take this as a grain of salt, but i Search ↗
5620.900 sometimes they gotta give you a mixtape. yeah, if they wanna give you a mixtape, you give them the x. if they say, hey where's this? first off, i don't want people asking me for directions. me ignoring them is a good thing, because i would be like, it's fucking like two blocks away from here, and then i'd be like, oh wait, it's like 20 blocks in the other direction. i'm a liability when it comes to directions. but it's like 90% of people are carrying phones, 95 maybe, are carrying phones in their pockets. Search ↗
5665.920 but this is how it starts. if you're advertising something by giving out flyers for it on the street, it's not cool enough for me to go to. it could be a cafe thing, maybe they're doing a poetry reading or a live band. maybe you want to see that. i refer to my previous sentence. okay, that's fine, i'm just saying. could be that. hey, thanks gonzalezthegreatandpowerful for the resub two months in a row. does that guy have 2 hp up there next predator? mmm... no, i don't see any 2s. Search ↗
5697.260 what if i come up to you and say, hey, i'm a huge fan. that's happened, and that's super cool. there's nothing wrong with that. i see what you mean. but i always... for that, that ends up being like getting tapped on the shoulder. that's a two. these guys are screwed. yeah, kind of set that up. i was trying to drain the water next to us and not blow myself up with that bunker buster, but it didn't work out for me. Search ↗
5749.620 what if i come up to you and i say, i'm a huge fan, give me your money? that would be unfortunate. that would really mess you up, i think. that would mess everybody up. yeah, i would get a complex about that. that's too much pressure. i don't like that at all. oh, this is silly. people are like, you know, might be a huge douchebag. you know, if someone comes up to you on the street, in like downtown vancouver at least, they don't want directions. they know they could go to a tim hortons and be like, hey, where do i go? that was a great shot. i thought it was, but... or was it? Search ↗
5861.460 okay. oh. that liked it. my idea was actually just to hit them with the water gun, but it didn't work. i understand that this sounds callous. i'm actually like a very nice person. this is based on experience of being like in cities and people are like, hey, can i get some help? and then you're like, yeah, sure, what's up? you need some directions? Search ↗
6000.340 i met enel at pax east when they finally let him in after someone stole his media badge. that is the perfect story for how i have become the hardened husk you see in front of you today. thank you for reminding me of that. the husk. i think people are inherently good. hey, uh... looks like you already picked up your media badge despite the fact that you've been on a plane for like nine hours and in the hospital for three hours before that. oh, oh yeah, okay. are you sure you didn't pick it up? Search ↗
6171.420 how much? hey, check this out. alien to nikki. nikki's corpse explodes in the middle of michael a.l. fox and duck game down there. you ready? we gotta try, like, we gotta put this one pretty close. wait, why is the nine dying though? because they're gonna get hit. buy your nade that you're putting behind alien. yeah. that's not how that works. no, it's gonna push him into it. okay. oh, i skipped the middleman. it was a good shot. Search ↗
6796.060 for example, if i'm out and about tonight and someone says, hey you watched the canucks game tonight? i'd be like, yeah dog. that's why i'm wearing this jersey. and then if they ask me for directions, i'd say, what do you want? i don't have any money. that's not what i asked you. all right, i got the master splash plan. grand master splash over here. you stay right there, freddy. i gotta watch that turret. i don't want to become another victim. yeah, that's true. it could crest over there. yeah, it could. Search ↗
7161.260 no, you woke up earlier. remember we talked to him for a while. oh, that's right. hey, it's perfect timing! we're gonna run some ads here. we're gonna come back and play the jackbox party pack 2. so for now, thanks for watching and we'll see you next time. jack back. in three minutes. see you next time in three minutes. next time in just a second. yes, i was talking shit, rob. oh really? cat, if you jump on this computer, i'm gonna jump on your brain, which is your computer. Search ↗
7296.540 i wanna put my tan there. the iranians glow. it's covergirl, sofia vergara. hey! hello! hey, i found you! my audience is consisting of largely 13 to 25 year old males. are you interested in covergirl's stay luminous makeup? absolutely. you wanna look sexy? this is a french ad for the mr. clean magic eraser. so i get the impression you guys were talking shit about me. what did i do? what happened here? we were trying to figure out if you went to the doctor is really all i was trying to do. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

149.180 should i tell you it again? what oh what yeah, this is not even close to the right seat exit game. i think you've you might have misread one of the characters merely maybe maybe it went like for no, why a for you? why oh i did for ea why? okay, hey, yeah, cuz i was going uh oh and you're yeah. yeah confused exactly. yeah, i Search ↗
1094.880 i'm not gonna send you my underwear. but also thank you to rumblemuffin who also helped us troubleshoot these video problems. and thank you to pemakepazoo for the 16 months in a row of subscriptions, thank you. rumblemuffin donated many a night to help us troubleshoot. he's a good dude. he's done the same for me. like 2 am his time he's got work the next day, he was like, hey, you know? Search ↗
2272.200 yeah, i think you probably you probably take them in if i had to guess so i saw your own flip flops they also give you when you when you buy that $25,000 ticket it's actually pretty good value because you get to keep your headphones. oh sweet. yeah. oh there we go it's a lost run and nine lives in the cursor room the dream is real hey, they say thank you to space world space weld on ice for the two months in a row. thank you very much Search ↗
2722.080 if we could just get small rock like we get krampus, the game would be way better. if krampus dropped more than two items, i'd be pretty stoked as well. yeah, that could happen. or showdown much less often. hey man, even if krampus dropped like one item that was super shitty, and you know, maybe as a passive, i would be in for it. just to add a little extra variety. what do you think, luke? would that be a good idea? Search ↗
3843.400 this is your big moment. it is! do not miss a chance to blow. you're gonna blow! well, hey, don't be too dangerous here. dangerous? dangerous? that girl... it's akon, if i remember. acorn. i have a sort of tense blue baby fight right now. okay. let's not throw this. yeah, i know the feeling, man. Search ↗
5635.740 that reaction is great. is st. patrick's day like that in ireland? i think it's a big deal, yeah. that makes sense. i mean, i feel like if you were irish, wouldn't you just get pissed at like what north americans think of when they think of ireland? as someone who's not irish, i feel that way, so i would think yeah, but i shouldn't be able to speak for them. like, you know how many times i've heard like, hey, how many bears did you see on your walk to work this morning, you know? Search ↗
6315.160 don't know the teeth against metal thing is not a big favorite of mine. okay, i can understand that but i don't agree, but that's you know, that's me. i am a native korean and i mostly use a sport okay fair enough. i believe it. hey man, the sport kids made fun of but it's also very useful. it's functional no, they give them to you on airplanes a lot Search ↗
6463.940 but you know it's i'm sure there's somebody you were like all those airlines yeah, that gets paid to like set the the menu and there's all sorts of probably like payola and stuff that goes on which is kind of hilarious when i use my fucking chrome plug in hack into the other region. yes, you know vpn in your in flight wi fi hey every flight. i was on said there was gonna be free wi fi none of them actually had it really kind of bs Search ↗
6518.420 whenever we fly air canada and our seatback entertainment doesn't work, which is surprisingly common, they come around and they're like, hey, here's like some 10% off coupons next time you... i didn't even know they did shit like that. yeah. Search ↗
6531.100 they lost my bag in new jersey when i got to the back home to the last airport and i had to wait for three hours for the next flight so i could get my bag. i was like, hey could you pay the parking since my mom had to wait here for three hours to bring me home? and they were like, nope. wow! we can't do that and they scowled at me too. wow i can't believe this fuckboy would ask us to pay for his parking. yeah, they really did give me a face like i can't believe you asked that question. Search ↗
6571.660 bad i've had some good experiences with airline complaining. i've also had some bad ones. we're like i called in once i was like hey our flight got delayed by like 12 hours and my wife and i didn't get to sit together so we had to like separate our cats stuff too and then i was like is there any like recourse for this and they're like well, sir, we don't control the weather and like oh, all right when i called i said hey air canada created a snowstorm that cause this Search ↗
6847.020 the kid's not like, hey mom, i can't breathe and we're gonna die and i'm six. Search ↗
6880.100 yeah, there's no carry on luggage taken into the ocean with you. they say that specifically. yeah, they're like, hey, i don't care how much, like, people are like, well, i would do it if my passport was in there. you're gonna die for your passport! really? well, yeah, but it is like a pretty big inconvenience to have to get another one. you're gonna die! you might cost the life of someone else too, which might even be worse. that's so true! as people just like don't give a shit about that at all. someone trying to assist you and save your life and then both of you end up dying, that would be worse. Search ↗
6909.160 so you're gonna be a stupid ass and just make sure you only die. i would like, i don't know. i would be mad. yeah. i would be too if i died. only one person died, but at least we all got our bags out. oh fuck. that's like the ultimate like i'm out for myself and myself alone moment. it's like okay, i've recognized this might cause like an extra 5% chance of someone dying, but it's my bag so fuck you. yeah, my bag my life. it's my body. hey man, i paid for the ticket just like everybody else did. yep. Search ↗
6943.640 my passport's in there. my rebirth save file's on that computer. hey, i got to the aquifer for the first time today. nice. can i grab my insulin? you can grab your insulin. but you should also keep it close enough to you in the first place that if shit goes down, you don't have to. you know, put in the seatback pocket in front of you, you'll be fine. since i had to transfer a couple of times, i was very tired of hearing all the shit about how and when i can turn on and off my device. i'm like, i got it. you said this so many times today. Search ↗
7515.900 y'all gotta watch one punch man. people keep tweeting me about one punch man. they say hey, you're like the dude from one punch man. i don't know. is he bald? is that like the gist of it? usually is. i don't know what one punch man is. people send me like pictures of bald people from other races and they'll be like i didn't know you used to be like Search ↗
7669.920 drak gave me an afterbirth thumbnail. oh, sweet. hey drak, can i have one too? i should probably have said that on skype before, but i didn't. yeah, just call them out publicly. yeah. i'm not kidding, like if you make one i'll pay you for it. yeah, that's... correct. pluto's surface is about the size of russia. there you go. maybe not the same size as the... what's bigger, russia or the pacific ocean? mmm, pacific. you think so? yeah. russia's huge though. probably pretty close. Search ↗
8907.160 like an obama ny game. obama ny. alright, these things need to come in. there's probably time to sell that. is my guess. put that money back into the economy. try to hit my bank. get you where it hurts, right in the wallet. that's not the wallet? oh, that is the wallet. you're correct. the bank is the wallet. there was supposed to be a shield there. there was not. i'm liking my odds on this one. hey, you're looking pretty good right now. not gonna blow smoke up your gas. thank you. although i do feel incredible. Search ↗
9019.660 you know what game also doesn't have a lobby? probably. what's that? binding of isaac after birth. we'll have to ask luke about it. hey luke, what's up with the no lobby in afterbirth, man? no lobby support. we need a lobby lobbyist. i agree. lobby lobby lobby. there we go. random. random. no, i don't want a bank! makes you just become bob ross, he would earn so much money. i wish i could paint like him, he's pretty good. bob ross doesn't do what bob ross does for bob ross. Search ↗
9459.620 i'd like to be a rear admiral. i've always wanted to be a rear something. yeah. so tempted to click on biznap's name every time i pop that up. hey, n.l.! i also got the mr. green man curse on my amd r9 fury. well, how did you solve it? you're not gonna like the answer to this. yeah, this is rough. probably buy an nvidia card. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
634.580 is it gabriel or uriel? there's two different angels man, one's red and one's blue, i need to know the difference. this is like some fucking manchurian candidate shit. i'm not putting you up for the manchuria. telepathy for dummies. what does that do? not much of a place, huh? that is homing shots. oh, cat of nine dicks! cat of nine dicks, there's a classic job there. looks like a cthulhu cat. mm hmm. hey! Search ↗
713.120 we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh Search ↗
827.300 i mean, i don't have it, but i'm just trying to describe what missing no yeah, yeah, it's a box with boxes inside of it, and it's it's like peepers eye it's kind of like flying around the screen here. that's pretty sweet you ever see this bad boy hey, i gotta deal with an angel. i wonder if there's a glitch transformation. apparently this is like glitch glitch, baby oh my god steam sale. it's the best day of all time best although it'll probably get rerolled next floor anyway what's um matchsticks do matchstick is? Search ↗
908.580 i what are you talking about? i don't hey, what's going on? up down all around, welcome to jstorcon. i'm talking about it for like, better twitch tv emoticons. maybe. yeah, yeah, okay. so brack the man now has a witch on his head. i thought you meant in like real life, and i was like, what's wrong with this guy? like, what are you talking about? i don't know, man. thank you quizzicalupnod for your subscription. welcome back to the quarry. or, welcome. for the first time. does range up help azazel? Search ↗
1044.020 so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting. Search ↗
1329.640 hey, kinravid. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get the, um... i'm gonna go pour some coffee into this mug and i'll be back in a second. it's alright. i'll hold down the fort for you. i hate how dark this is. turn up your gamma. that's the way to trick tyrone and edmund. yeah? they can't tell. i'm just playing with the weird shuffle puck ghost right now. it's really cute. alright. oh shit, yeah that helps a lot. alright. i've got some money. i'm gonna do the devil deal here. Search ↗
1452.960 see do it. there you go. see if he'll care kind of probably would have a new relationship. oh, yeah, i'd be messed up right? yeah. like hey stop doing that hey you get off of there i'm gonna have to call the police you gotta take this through the proper channels. i've asked you nicely now i'm gonna call the authorities that would be the greatest reaction though to getting your dick sucked. hey you get off of there. hey, stop that get out of there. what are you doing? you're not allowed to do that Search ↗
3697.800 they know i'll go over the entertainer. i don't like that's like a modified trick or treat right there kill me or entertain me i'm here at your stoop pick one or the other stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop. that's from hey arnold hey, i love the television program. i've never seen it. what's it about prize me? it's probably a little bit above your age level above my pay grade exactly that is true Search ↗
4080.940 remember that time koval street perched himself on the toilet seat? hey, griffin. he kathy griffin'd himself. the kathy griffin story. you think it's more like a gargoyle? i think it's more like a gargoyle than a gargoyle. a griffin gargoyle is all the same, right? i guess. Search ↗
5792.020 no. why do you think everything i say is an insult? i don't know, it's the way you phrase it. it's like, hey big man, you're a small, right? i'm a medium. that's terrible in this day and age when it's like, oh you're small, you're thin. no, you're not fat, i've seen you. i appreciate that, that's very nice. well then, you probably need a matching one for your wife too, huh? yeah, she's a small. Search ↗
6104.040 rip polyphemus lost run. hey it happens man. thank you agent aaron as well. much appreciated. this run is like doable. hockey rocket league is in december. that's fair because december is the most hockey of all the months. is it? yeah man. why? because that's like when the winter classic is and it's like it's cold. the winter classic is in january. Search ↗
7097.820 so dude you put those together and that just makes me really excited in my loins. hey ryan, you coming on? why the ass just ended i'm eating this pizza. i'm trying to get you an invite man. i thought pizza was sacred, but i guess not. make sure you're hooked up. oh boy, it's cowboy bebop news from the 50s. i like cowboy bebop a lot. cowboy beep boop. yeah. whoa, it's too loud. that's a great soundtrack. Search ↗
7845.540 hey enel, my astronomy's ****ed him up. what do i need to know? my very eager mother just served us nachos. josh, there's just one thing i have to say to you. i would eat the booty like groceries. no honor! oh, you have a helmet on! wait, wait, wait, we gotta test this. choco, you're not on the hook for that, by the way. i did that for my entertainment as well. Search ↗
8236.220 and you hit the quad laser too. i know. i'm bad. you're gonna get aer lingist. oh! that was really good. rumble muffin is better than josh and i already. he just bought the game. he's hacking. oh, he's got moves. like yeager. moves like yeager though. hey! d.g.'s in chat. what's going on? dang easling. is it a raid? is it a raid? it's a dang easling raid. Search ↗
8502.980 hey, what isaac afterbirth episode are you on? 13 or something. yeah, it's been out for three days. that just uploaded his 13. yeah. who do you think is gonna be better? well, if he could actually do better on the dailies for once, we'd see. but, uh... what? ah, you scot! hell, i have my paternity test tomorrow. how tall am i? whoa! that was a great shot. thanks. Search ↗
9846.700 craig brady is the steve buscemi character from the commercial with the brady bunch. buscemi makes it sound like a type of sushi. that's sashimi, except on halloween. her name is yoshimi, got a black belt and karate. hey, hey! i remember that. that's a really good song. it's a great album, man. it is a great album, you're right. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 november 4th 2015 edition i as always am your host northernlionjove and my esteemed co host rock lee smile hey everybody hi and then also cobalt's freaky's here on his own marathon that's been going on for five gosh darn days now hello that is about as enthusiastic as i expected that to sound to be honest with you i've been losing my mind it's pretty awesome i don't blame you at all so do you guys literally have like Search ↗
360.320 yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse. Search ↗
448.960 yeah, apparently. what's weird is that the seed that nick gave me also works in hard mode. like when i started to run it was like, hey, yeah, this seed is totally valid. so, i don't know, it would be interesting to run like a greed mode seed and a hard mode seed at the same time and see if some of the same items pop up consistently. there's a correlation there. i would hazard a guess probably not, but maybe. yeah. have you guys done today's daily? i'm not sure if dick did that or not. i... Search ↗
574.700 so i heard he got nerfed pretty hard or something like that. yeah, i think they're gonna actually buff him back a little bit. they nerfed him too hard. yeah, apparently, according to what edmund said on twitter, it was just like unintentional. i mean, it was intended that he be nerfed, but not to that extent. put a decimal in the wrong place. yeah, or like edmund was like, hey, make azazel half as good. and then they're like, ok, how do you do that? half the damage and also half the rate of fire. and now it's more like... freaking interns. yeah. Search ↗
959.780 they're the pink shiny ones, right? there's charms? yeah, they have a chance to drop you a consumable. oh, that is sweet. the only new item i've seen is multi dimensional baby and it shows up four times per run and forces me to lose viewership because i have to be like, hey, if you're photosensitive, like, it's gonna be real nasty pretty soon, so i would recommend you stop watching. yeah, that little multi dimensional fokker. Search ↗
3221.460 of a dude and he's like, hey officer i got one question for you. what are those? and he like zooms in on his shoes. and this has become like really popular with like the 13 to 17 crowd. so i've been trying to incorporate it into a lot of my videos to kill it dead. alright cool. people are like super unhappy every time i say it and i think that just makes it a little better. what are those though? yeah exactly. and then if i can help it spread the twitch a little bit i think that's good as well. Search ↗
3317.880 i've got so many soy milks on the screen now that i don't think you can hardly see anything. i lived for some reason! did you die and then live again? kind of. and now what about netflix and chill? i still don't understand the big deal over netflix and chill. people have been using that parlance for centuries. i know. you see that? it was that choice that was like in the 1700s there was like a common euphemism for hey want to come up in my place and bang and it was just like would you would you like to come take a look at my etchings? Search ↗
3357.880 like netflix and chilling generation did not invent netflix and chilling this generation didn't even invent netflix hey, really, you want to take out my like batman? they try to reinvent everything our generation invented netflix probably i don't know how old mr. netflix is but i'm gonna assume that he's just enough older than me. so it's justifiable that he has so much more money indeed grimstone Search ↗
3598.780 i need some water. yeah, feeling a little parched, you do it. i think a door just opened, a creaky wooden door. well, i will take this very quick moment here to say thank you for the anonymous donation of $3. hey, nick, just want to let you know the best new synergy in the game is ludo and this new item, explosivo. you should definitely give it a go if you get the opportunity. i will do my best, and thank you for the donation. explosivo? i don't even know what that is. that's what it says. i have not seen that item. Search ↗
3671.240 what are those? did 200 people leave? probably like 200,000. two of diamonds. hey, we found a d6 guys. don't even need it. we got better. i hope i find brimstone like in this life. i'm just, i mean i rolled it just now. what? Search ↗
4308.260 i'm trying, that's what i'm doing right now for the next 7 hours, however long it takes. you fighting greed for eternity. it's worth it. delmoner. thank you very much for the subscription. hey, you know what's bullshit? what? when you double the multidimensional baby, it doesn't double the multidimensional baby. oh, that's messed up. yeah, i know. i guess he plays by his own rules. should i take d4 or should i not? do you want me to be lilith or not? Search ↗
4769.780 hey, dan's news, thanks very much for the three months in a row resubscription. welcome back. hey, anzee news. danzee news, yeah. one, two, three, four, break. why is he humping the chest? every time i come in the chat, i always have the option to share the sub anniversary. can you just do it over and over again? i don't mind, you can spam it. it's a party chest, boys! this is the run right here. brimstone on lilith. i guarantee it. the dream is alive. Search ↗
5273.700 that's a great title too, matthew mcconaughey goes to space. i thought that was the title. thank you octopines and duck souls for three and five months resubs. hacks. hacks. what does this do? this is a tractor, dude. hey guys, look, we can buy breakfast for one heart. sold. all of them. Search ↗
6284.900 it'd be funny if you had like 15,000 people and you're like, hey, i'll run ads every eight minutes and then i'll give away like 20 games to make up for it. they were begging for ads on my channel, so i don't think i'm gonna run ads right now guys, because i don't wanna see you guys type it in chat. they're all begging for it. that's nice of them. they just wanna help. did you say we're doing maggie greed? indeed. no talk! thank you for the sub! release the kraken. Search ↗
6894.700 169 from from 68 68 hey you're an lss today, so nick and ll and now i said hi hello i'm so thankful that that's how that ended those they say tell nick and nl they fucking suck do it kate you'll be in nl actually you know what kate you actually do have a decent chance to beat me on today's daily so i would recommend giving it a shot worst case scenario. it'll be over in two minutes might beat me anyway Search ↗
7727.540 the bullet is enormous. there is no escape. i want to see your bullets. i'm about to go check it out right now. they're actually not big anymore. now i've got like this weird... i got like the tumor transformation. oh, what? hey. oh, never mind. it's alright. got a crawl space. i got like tumor transformation. um... tech... tech... tech 2, i guess? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

805.720 so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man. Search ↗
1972.100 you're over is it tommy. what is that every once in a while? there's just the random a random thing that comes out of my body when when do i know when it's used i? asked in chat, but then i was unable to read because i was playing it at the same time. it's okay. i understand hey, garfondo i'm almost like to the point where i'm like i'm gonna take the hush out of my regular rotation because i just i get so frustrated i Search ↗
4648.180 alright, i'm just gonna shout out some donations here. we've got a few of those. thank you to spacewalesonice for the $5. it says, get a tandem bike mod for you and bear. it'll be so romantic heart. if there was such a thing that would actually be so hilarious that i would want to actually do it for real. yeah, nick is really gonna read the donations during the ads again. i'm sorry. furiouscinnabon for the $5. hey nick, just wondering if ryan has commented... that i don't know about. Search ↗
4952.280 that's not true at all. yeah, i got those two mythic rares, man, out of six packs. i was actually kind of surprised. it's above average rate, absolutely. exactly. okay. hey, thank you very much, eligore, for the five dollars. says asst. and ellen fox when is dragon slayer doppelganger 2 coming out? Search ↗
5704.280 i'll take you up on that deal. i don't know if i told you so we played it like the game day tournament the day i was playing against had all i died for sure he had four right he had four death miss raptors, and then after he played them. i was like hey how do you like those death miss he's like i don't know oh sorry for making the conversation my dog i thought we would have a i didn't realize we were meant to fight to the death here the jabroni dude's not gonna tell me how much he likes his death miss raptors Search ↗
8318.740 $2 american at a shop near me. are you kidding me? $2 boosters for zendikar? that's uh... madison's shop is doing that as well. that's... that's ridiculous. it's like super cool for them, yeah. and they were able to price match it over a lot of the us as well. oh my gosh. you just take the ad to walmart and be like, hey, you know, this place is selling it for two bucks. and they're like, all right. we'll match that. oh, i stole my power up. Search ↗
9017.040 oh, mr. now, hey put that baseball away something about mary reference for a little bit there killer pinata does that make you happy back? oh, no way. oh i got big arms get ready. oh watch out. he's gonna hug you hug this dodge this hmm. hug me hug me. oh, oh Search ↗
9473.460 don't go squirt butter tomato sauce the most common squeezable sauce there is no that's ketchup. yeah, that is ketchup i mean they both involve tomatoes and are in a sauce like form but see if i can get it through this hole hello, i okay, okay leave the butter out yeah leave the butter that was a fighting word hey Search ↗
9688.860 come give me a hug, fuckboys. come get a taste, you little... you little... jerk. okay. okay, i finally understand this game. except for your fucking black hole bombs, i don't... appreciate that very much. is there a super banana bomb in this? super banana bomb would be sweet. hey! look at my diglett. no, i don't... it looks a little like jake the dog, too. i like his jowls. hey! oh no! oh, i wooded you. Search ↗
9904.840 it's gonna have to, because i'm parking my silverado. oh, i'm bombinating. did i go oh no! oh fuck! oh god. i i i did the oh, that's hal9000. i did the ghost bomb, but then i died when i spawned. you just walked into the cement mixer for some reason. thanks very much, user is into for the $3 donation says, hey nick, love the stream, can you ask sirmalf if he uses south by southwest sauce? Search ↗
10162.940 i believe it's called a gaping dragon wouldn't recommend that oh no hey, boss. do you play more dark souls last time we talked ah? no, i i tried to do thursdays as my dark souls okay, but uh oh i see so i thought you today. no no i but i was you know i'm all flustered today. i think i need to eat dinner so after the nlss. i'm gonna like i Search ↗
10365.760 so what? i can see a giant v on the internet anytime i want. just go to your mom's bedroom. hey o! oh, hi! that's not cool! i wonder if that's actually a url at yourmomsbedroom.com. it's guaranteed. oh, guaranteed. and it's so gross. it's got a live feed of your mom's bedroom every day. it's like ed tv. Search ↗
10534.920 no, like it's a predetermined size, right? so it's like one poutine, okay? so it's like a ladle of gravy, it's however many fries, and then they open up the pack of... of the cheese curds. consistent, at least. chat, lend me your spirit energy! ow! smoke you. god damn it. hey, get out of here, ya... you giant turkey. what's your problem? they gotta hook it up to twitch chat, so when somebody gets spirit bombed, then if it sees your chats like holding up their hands, then it gets bigger faster. Search ↗
11265.880 i just thought i could jump up onto that and said i fell through congratulations ryan. thank you. thank you. you're welcome pardon me. i said you're welcome. well fought. i let you win. i just know why don't you take some time to pimp your channel? we'll start with the michael ale fox. hey everybody Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

186.540 maybe the ingest server didn't accept your stream. exactly, it's doing that thing that twitch does whereas like hey. it didn't accept my stream? yeah, it's like you're live and you're sending us your shit, but we're not sending it to anybody else because it's like. they're just collecting it like hoarders. i don't want them to do that. you really shouldn't honestly. you should write to john carnage and ask him about it. you should write to john cena and ask him how he feels about being a living meme. potato salad? Search ↗
1068.500 it's even, well i did it, but it looks impossible to do on half a heart. i died too. i've died three times now. on the same seed? i have also died once, but uh... yeah, same seed. same seed. i'm sorry i got that seed for you guys. hey, it's not that bad! you know, the nine lives pickup means that death is not the end. oh! i thought you guys died like me. no. i've actually never lost an isaac run. ever? despite the fact that on this account right now i have a minus 21 streak. hmm. Search ↗
1381.520 but hey you ever see one of those you know inflatable cat inflatable catamarans and then you know rob like google's inflatable catamarans, and then it shows up in your skype ads. that makes sense to me. i want an inflatable katamari. that's way more sensible than some dude at microsoft hq listening in on the conversation being like alright put the inflatable catamaran in. what do they need a dude anymore? they freaking got siri for that. i don't buy it. actually, it's cortana. yeah, it's cortana. you know. Search ↗
2230.480 it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh Search ↗
2521.120 haven't used it, but mad this told me what it did and i was like it sounds like trash. he's like yeah he's about five times hasn't dropped anything you didn't get a penny. it's pretty bad luck any bad luck. do you? hey, oh my god. it's freaking damage. how was your weekend nick? what'd you do this weekend? i didn't go to the zoo played some i think mostly that was the big thing started undertale played that for a lot of hours and Search ↗
2558.120 that's cool. the goal was just to basically get it done so that way we could talk about it on round table on tuesday. and i'm pretty much successful at that. i've got like 15 minutes of wandering about left to do. hey luke, don't even try him in. did ryan play undertale? no. i did not play undertale yet. i think i'd tell you about it on the podcast? probably yeah. Search ↗
2857.800 josh and ryabs dave and scrubs hey, you know you get it scrub you have a series of pcs set up daily challenges everywhere. you know what happened to me? i'm i one of like my isaac runs. okay, i'm playing binding by lost but this particular time Search ↗
2966.140 but i, you know, i tweeted. how'd the flossing go? yeah, well i mean i tweeted and i was like, this dentist keeps telling me to put my phone away. and i was like, yeah whatever grandpa. like, just making a joke. i got like a lot of angry tweets for that. a couple people were like, one dude was like, hey man, you gotta like set an example for the kids. like, you might not think that you're a mentor, but you're a mentor. and i was like, well, i was joking. Search ↗
3770.260 and thanks mdwag144 for the $5 donation. he says, hey nick, big fan of your videos, just wanted to let you and ryav know that we recently, i recently started playing magic and i got third place in my first two drafts. keep up the great work. well congrats, it's awesome. are you going to sign up for rumbler? it's like tinder but for fighting. do you like get together and fight instead of bone? i kinda wanna set it up, but like is there like a spectator sport for rumbler? i'll go watch people duke it out. Search ↗
3849.500 just also could be but thanks new spire for the info. did you guys hear about that new app called rumbler? yeah, someone just mentioned it. yeah, what's up with it? are you going to sign up for rumbler? it's like tinder, but for fighting. yeah, you just the the promo images they have for it are so good like the text is like hey, bitch i don't like your face want to throw down and then the dude's like it's on meet me in the parking lot behind the deli and i was like Search ↗
6093.120 josh and i'll have pink boots when he lived when falling on top of the spikes. oh i did have boots with the fur hey, there was a meat duck in the back a son he got lost on his way to the to the mine the jerk store wow you chopped up his corpse, huh? wow, i Search ↗
6945.500 well let's get beartappy in the call and we'll just fuck around with him. okay, i invited him. i don't like beartappy. we'll see if he shows up. he's gotten too big for his britches. how big do you think his britches are? huge! he's probably wearing 32's. huge ackman bridges or? huge bow bridges. huge boner bridges. hey everybody come check out this guy's huge boner! Search ↗
8009.100 oh, i guess i meant a pyramid, not a triangle. sorry. yeah, a triangle would be like air hockey puck or something. it'd be pretty dope though. maybe they'll come out with that in hockey. i hope so. they don't score on us again. missed it. nice! broke out. oh my god! that's great. this replay is just gonna be like me going around in circles. hey, thank you godmode and able just made 12 months! here's number two. full year! let's do ditto dance, please, for godmode and able. Search ↗
9785.280 why a bunch of casuals playing the mutator playlist, man? and in our game, we only have eight minutes left and we're all gonna get fucking hammered and fall asleep in the alley. yeah, alright. i can't believe he even said the thing! hey josh! how are you? hey, you guys wanna invite me to the game? no. nah? i can't do it. yes! hahaha, nice. man! that's my favorite line from night at the roxbury. Search ↗
9840.160 yeah, i can't do it. i'm not the leader wait. i am the leader, but it won't let me anyway hey, you gotta invite bear taffy. oh now. i can i don't know what just changed all right. yeah, yeah josh invited me to a trade doesn't help right now you didn't specify dude okay, here. we go. let's see mutator nobody's got the delorean oh Search ↗
10168.220 alright, we nearly oh my god, no it rode my roof wow oh my god, like the gameplay is so boring. it's like aggressively boring oh, we lost josh. hey wow now oh man i'm really glad we're all trying for the aerials at least oh Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

528.180 coins. every room is a coin. oh, pay to play? pay to play, yeah. pay to play, i found it fun. i thought it was probably the most creative one. i think i enjoyed that one the most, even though it was a little frustrating. i made some serious mistakes on that one, but i realized it like halfway through because i was trying to give money to the blood bank, not realizing, hey, it's taking money from me. i'm actually losing a coin like every couple of hits. yeah. so once i figured that out, i was like, okay, we just got to keep the coins then. Search ↗
876.060 you know, it's just weird because i never thought to even question it when i was watching it as a younger version of myself. and now i just, it went off in my head, i'm like this makes no sense. also i got anti grav tiers with tractor beam and it's fucking weird. i kind of like it though. thank you by the way, it was like egg papa sarong hey, which is like english and korean for i love you egg egg father. Search ↗
3542.160 thank you very much zander dota for the $5 donation. nick, i missed you. the egg only diet was killing me. please never leave again. also play dota for free bugattis. yeah, you gotta get those free bugattis. oh, hey! dota has bugattis in it now? yeah, oh dude, it's had bugattis for like years. where the hell have i been? i know, you've been missing out on all the bugattis. bugatti, panzarate, john gotti. mm hmm. i'm a chump. Search ↗
3578.600 really like i like the dota meme that is whenever like some news comes out someone posts an all caps like hey ee will you mentor me like you mentored blah blah into like extinction can you teach me how to throw like blah blah and it's like it's self aware and i like it. yeah, it's good. there's a there's a lot of good memes around eternal envy like there's Search ↗
3913.180 sorry guys, my captors all messed up. i feel like this is one of those things where when like 50 cent bought interest in vitamin water people were like, yeah okay. and then now he's like a billionaire, right? i feel like that's gonna happen with snoop dogg. we're gonna be like, hey remember that billionaire snoop dogg who also had a music career? yeah, but he's more well known for starting leaves by snoop now. don't say it like i've never said that snoop dogg isn't a fantastic freaking businessman. i always believe that. Search ↗
4408.320 oh, you fart boy. you did not call me a fart boy. i did just call you a fart boy. you can't do it. you're supposed to kill him when i go for that, rob. i had no ammo. oh. the collo oh, i didn't see where i was there. that was the wrong side of jump one for us, nick. hey, what's up, psychosocial? Search ↗
4900.560 i don't think they were loose, i think they just like to dance in freaking private clubs, rob. hey, you probably have to be pretty loose to dance, you don't want to be all stiff, do you? alright, that's fair. kate, you wanna be my hero? you wanna be my hero, baby! baby! wow! give me some sparkly hi! she dodged that. what?! my maps are not on the workshop yet, but i will upload them when i get a pack of ten. i'm pretty close, i think i got seven now. i got a pack of ten at you. Search ↗
5425.000 yeah. make your character quack. you made your character quack in this game? i didn't even get to touch it! he lived! he must die! oh! he's... nick's... nick's on a roll right now. hey guys. what is that gun? i like it, but i'm gonna die to it. dang. that's awesome. it's like the judge red gun. yeah, that gun's freaking awesome actually. yeah, it's actually badass. i believe we're at an impasse, huh? Search ↗
7471.280 kim kardashian's ass popped or adam savage shows all. one sounds better but what is the better meteor story? hey nong man, thanks for the subscription. Search ↗
7540.580 i mean he did just have a baby. yeah. but it came out of his wife's butt, not his butt. that makes sense, yeah. and kimchi malk, thank you very much for the subscription as well. oh, edmund mcmillan killed it! yeah! it's 75. 69%, it's perfect. that is amazing. 69! hey, anybody who remembers, in junior, does arnold schwarzenegger like get a vagina or does it come out of his butthole? comes out of his ass. it comes out of his butthole? it's like in the c section, right? Search ↗
7825.300 where do they get a side of my own balls from? the side of your own balls. no, they're just gonna take the side of your own balls. he's holding a knife in his hand while i say a mat. oh jesus, that's horrifying. like at a hibachi place. hey, baby, you want some fuck? that is gonna just crush it here. yeah, i'm sure. yeah. like 73 to 37. that's not how that math works. 27? that's it. that's close enough. Search ↗
8898.600 oh yeah, actually i read about that the other day. apparently gorillas have tiny penises. really? yeah. how tiny can it be? relatively their body size? well, i guess so. i mean, it's supposed to be like less than two inches or something. yeah. feel bad for those gorilla ladies. if they want a real man, they can come over here. hey lady, you want a real man? oh, hey. Search ↗
8930.320 sexy lady. hey i'm running out of time. i just put something terrible that whatever it happened the best way to survive a bear attack is to shit yourself and pass out or to smear honey on your genitals if you got a viable options, i think mm hmm Search ↗
9380.060 it'd be great if we both had the same answer. what would happen? or if people get 50 50. who wants some fuck won by 25 or 30 votes? 52 to 48 percent. wow, that's actually some awesome. kinda got what we wanted, i guess. very close. a terrible theme for a high school prom. drunk driving awareness or the purge? the purge. hey, second time using some fuck, boo? what about kongdong? you used that twice. yeah, kongdong won, right? i did that, yeah. Search ↗
10466.900 and nick rockleysmile. hey everybody, i'm nick. you can find me at youtube.com slash rockleysmile. i'm gonna be posting my undertale playthrough over there for a while as well as afterbirth stuff and other weird glitches that i'm finding in fallout, because i find them quite hilarious. there will be more streams coming up of fallout. probably not tonight. i might stream some duck game level editing maybe later tonight after i eat. Search ↗
10521.500 yeah, egg opa sarang hey, i love you egg father. the white knife. cracking up these games. shiny zebra. the jacko 189. jmanvy. or j m onvy. hallie96. it's probably hallie berry. think she was born in 96? boy that would make her like 19 now. that would make her 5 when she was in swordfish, which i have a little bit of a problem with. in like 6 when she's in monster's ball. xander dota. hainongman. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

1724.460 to add more items to krampus's pool or make krampus show up less often and he just skyped me and was like, hey can we talk about this over video chat? i was like yeah, this is a serious discussion so let's do it. and then he just put his balls up to the webcam and farted. again? i know. and i was like he does it like every time! i was like, you know, fool me once, you know. won't get fooled again. serious discussion. i actually did tell tyrone that it would probably be advantageous to Search ↗
3659.020 but i am a bit sad about that. alright, let's get the dudes involved. we got one... two... it's alright. i'll get them up to speed. i'm not a wolf chat. i bet rob's heard of what i was talking about. oh, maybe the british lady will show up if one of them doesn't pick up. yeah, exactly. hello! hey! Search ↗
4047.160 robcasting index. alright, here we go. play. maybe if we figure this out, it's the best thing we've ever had happen to us. custom match. a... this can okay. invite friends. no invi okay, here we go. send invite. send invite. does it ask you who you're inviting? cause for me it just oh. alright, i'm in a lobby, but yet again there oh! i think we're in! hey! Search ↗
4554.160 we're just pretty big fans, that's all. okay. don't follow the patch notes too much with the speedrunners. i do, i read everyone. hey! hey! that one felt pretty good. good plays. thank you very much fortmeow for the ten months in a row! welcome back! rock kitty cats please for fortmeow. you guys like getting tackled? i'm alright with it. i'm not into it too much. you get points for it. Search ↗
5093.240 that is how it does anything i just like for you to know that cuz it's your first time here. i'm gonna let you make that mistake if you're gonna come back to jrpg club again, i'm gonna have to ask you to educate yourself on whoa hey now now you made it real what? it's an eighth grade man Search ↗
5915.940 hey, did you guys notice that i won a round? yeah, that was pretty great. i'm dead now. yeah, i see that. oh, we can make it. what is that box looking at the wall? watch that box, you don't want to stub your toe or something. shardsman, thank you very much for the subscription. i remember him from mega man 11. alright, i'm dead. there we go. so when are you guys gonna do the three hours of fallout 4 and nls sets? i already did that on monday. yeah, i did it too. Search ↗
6478.700 rename it the coroner sir. i hope to see those two things together! now i'm confused. angry but confused new yorker accent is like the best. it's always funny. i don't really know what's going the fuck on, hey hey yo hey! hey i'm walking here! i'm trying to stay tough, i'm actually kinda confused and scared, you know? Search ↗
6634.860 rose like fish egg. yeah, that's great lady named fish egg. oh my god that sounds like a like an plastic fill with zach braff in it. well, how do you say egg father again? this is the egg. was i like it's half english half korean. i know i liked it. it's like egg opa so wrong. hey, yeah as the one egg father. i love you egg father Search ↗
7270.360 welcome! is it safe to drop codes in chat? like, people will get those, right? yeah. yeah? probably. okay. this music is fucking sick, man. hey chat, here's a code. please don't be a bot if you take it. i mean, you're not gonna know either way, so who cares, right? bumbo want code. Search ↗
8382.820 classic. hey bear. yo. sir roland's a piece of shit. okay that's... roland is not though. he took down in the tournament of... what was that even called? the... get your name in the game. skin vitational. skin vitational, that's right. is this skin in yet? i had never followed that. no comment. all right. Search ↗
8454.560 no, i've killed you son. oh, i like that. don't worry about it how are you not dead don't worry about it? oh, that was pretty me? no, they're not second hand smoke you can tell it's second hand smoke by the way hey that isaac room was pretty neat right kids. you know what's not indeed mesothelioma? oh Search ↗
8495.780 hey teens! oh god i cracked my voice so hard in there it's like it's not even worse for stills. hey teens! i thought it was part of the joke! i really did too! cause they're teens! yeah. i should have ran with it. hey teens! holy god! that was totally on purpose. that horse is on a rampage. that horse is on fire! no that's not good. oh okay. bad for horses. Search ↗
8532.400 a horse being on fire is a serious problem for the settlement. well, unless it's some kind of like death nightmare horse. yeah, that's not a problem. hey guys, there's a horse on fire outside. oh, was it one of the harbinger's of the apocalypse? let it be then. they are wont to do this. oh! how do these not kills? cause you're bad, that's how. yeah, i probably am. got him. Search ↗
8603.620 no, i lived through that sneeze. oh, okay good. didn't live through that though. i'm ready. put me in coach. put me in coach carter. i've been approaching student athletics with a renewed focus on academic rigor. that's a joke about the film coach carter. i liked it, yeah. i was into it. oh. it's not really a film, it's more like a philosophy. that's true. woo! i'm ready. woo! hey! Search ↗
8781.260 just last week i was getting my dick sucked! r r r randy! wow! that was a really fast kill! yeah, i had one of those earlier. i got destroyed. hey, you guys can't dodge literally everything though. oh, i'm out of juices! oh, disaster. can't believe i ran out of juices so fast. i don't like being monkey in the middle here. it's alright. never monkey over here. you mean monkey in the shadow. Search ↗
9154.240 nobody has to step in it. yeah, i don't think that's the rule of slim jims or anything. you gotta eat them. i was waiting for kate. oh, it was an animal crossing amiibo. that was pretty sweet. it was mr. raccoon. but i was waiting for kate to get this. and then some guy came up to me and was like, hey nl. i was like, hey what's up? he's like, you want some meat sticks? i was like, yeah i guess so. he just gave me like a bunch of those meat sticks, you know, like pepperoni sticks. oh, okay. i wouldn't eat them. Search ↗
9354.720 but they're little monsters too. woah! nice. thank you. hey teens, stop! hey teens! hey teens! i got a thumbs up in my chat. um... what have i done? i'm still here. what'd you do? i dunno. what'd you do? i'm player 4 now. oh god. nick, you have a crown! yeah, what's up with that? you're os nick. Search ↗
9597.180 bob's got two lives! hey, you guys remember headin' the sandy the crime solving tritch? i do remember that. oh, man. yeah, and that flightless holmes won over that. yeah, chat was wrong. i mean, they were both pretty god awful. yeah, that's a good point. oh, man, i love the crime solving tritch. and you got a serious attack priority for that whole sequence. oh, yeah, that's what it was. Search ↗
10011.980 i miss that dang bolleggda. i don't want to go against the two stock guy. oh come on the axe was in your whoo! alright i'm boned though, cause i'm at like red health. the background is smiling. oh i see it too! yeah it totally is, it's super happy looking. what? the background is like grinning. i don't know man. damn i got six kills. hey, nl is awesome. thank you. nl is great. i appreciate that nick. choose your legend. Search ↗
10450.940 yeah, well you got a hold on the long notes, you know, that's how you do it with sex music. i think it's because i just played undertale, but i'm like seeing this as like a quicktime event laden sex act. although that has very little to do with undertale besides the strange phases you go through while fighting. no, you just didn't see the sex scene in undertale. that's probably for the best considering the kid you play as like... you grabbed it! hey rob, fuck you. oookay. Search ↗
10534.820 i'm not having great luck in this sequence here. yeah, is the fucking boss fight not working? alright. i like those little drifters. oh! oh, fuck! dominated! hey! oh, you got two stock. god damn it. that's all i've got. goodbye. i literally blew my load on that one. well, that's it, man. Search ↗
10628.580 alright, we all ghost them. rocklysmile. hey everybody, i'm nick. you can find me over at youtube.com slash rocklysmile. there's gonna be isaac, there's gonna be fallout glitches and bugs and silly things. there's gonna be undertale every day. and you can find me here as well on twitch.tv slash rocklysmile. you can follow me on twitter at rocklysmile if you're interested in knowing when i go live for streams. there may be one late tonight. again, i was saying yesterday to do this, but i want to make duck game levels on stream, so maybe i'll do that tonight later. but i'm gonna take a break and get some food for now. Search ↗

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