Quotes about “Grocery store the gay”
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there's not gonna be a lot of solo spaces available. that's true. a gay grocery store is such a funny concept. it really is. i thought we were over an hour so i got like 30 minutes. sorry, sorry. me getting dragged out of the gay grocery store by the same security guard again and again and again. i don't like it.
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473.36
wow owen wilson wow. wow it's a gay grocery store. wow rainbow travel. wow rainbow travel. wow goes so nice with my marinated beats. why is this bald guy super glued to the floor? if only i could get like continuation points from job job i would have won. luke wilson does say wow as well you know it's it runs in the family.
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1406.76
i dropped one single now. i'm riches gates now. i'm beating your ass at the gay grocery store too late you better recognize. i'm the ultimate torpedo about to sink your sub because i'm the dom little chico i
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oh, they could be a curious george. oh my god. never in my life in a ratio that bad. sorry, chip. i said i was going to win. he lied. i thought because when i'm most confident is when i always lose the worst. i have no hope for my second job. have you heard about the gay grocery store challenge?
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i have a child and a female spouse to feed. i'm not showing up with a ground beef and salsa taco, okay? you gotta have some fucking vegetable content in there, okay? if i was gay married to a guy like me, i could probably get away with that. i'd be like, check it out, i bought some pre cooked chicken at the grocery store, here's some shredded cheese on top of it. and then just fucking shake a bunch of chili powder onto it. we'd be like, yes, let's go!
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i feel like i'm like a straight astronaut which as we know from neil armstrong, michael collins and buzz aldrin would probably make me one of the first. i'm going out into like gay space and like learning about it and then bringing the information back to a... my social circles where they're like man why the fuck are you talking about this? we're trying to enjoy just our trip to the grocery store. what are you talking about? i'm saying i have questions and i need i need you to answer them.
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3207.72
a gay grocery store is such a funny concept. me getting dragged out of the gay grocery store by the same security guard again and again and again.
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3325.88
wow owen wilson, wow. wow it's a gay grocery store. rainbow travel. wow the kid was telling me about it. goes so nice with my marinated beats. why is this bald guy super glued to the floor? if only i could get like continuation points from job job i would have won.
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3738.10
i dropped one single now. i'm riches gates now. i'm beating your ass at the gay grocery store too late
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3962.76
i'm not showing up with a ground beef and salsa taco, okay? you gotta have some fucking vegetable content in there, okay? if i was gay married to a guy like me, i could probably get away with that. i'd be like, check it out, i bought some pre cooked chicken at the grocery store, here's some shredded cheese on top of it. and then just fucking shake a bunch of chili powder onto it. we'd be like, yes, let's go!
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i do have questions and you got answers. go ahead and ask them. i feel like i'm like a straight astronaut, which as we know from neil armstrong, michael collins and buzz aldrin would probably make me one of the first. i'm going out into like gay space and like learning about it and then bringing the information back to a... my social circles where they're like, man, why the fuck are you talking about this? we're trying to enjoy just our trip to the grocery store.
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