Quotes about “Greek”
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isn't chocolate an aphrodisiac? i don't i don't know if choc i don't buy this whole aphrodisiac thing. it's like some ancient fucking greek science
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are you gonna be a troll with you? nah, it's okay. it's okay. don't worry about it. i did want to play as shrek before and you didn't let me. i'll be a fucking greek god. what if i break this guy's barrels? yeah, fuck you buddy. that's pretty sweet. you look like... that's like a weird cyborg, man. not for long. oh, i am fucking going to town on these guys. how do you change your hair? this is incredibly satisfying.
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yeah, i remember that old adage. i think it's ancient greek, actually. yeah, they say, hey, prometheus, don't start fires you can't put out. it's not funny some other guy died. this is, we've already been through this. oh my god, we did this circle already. it's not! nobody died! it was a different fire. he did like a weird face after it, so i don't think he... yeah, that weird face, i don't know what that means. it's like a, it's like a leroy kappa or something. wait, like while he was burning to death? that's pretty dark, guys.
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i'm gonna be hell. yeah, me too. i'm still on the daily fox quit throwing i will would yogurt internet yogurt tastes like that's also a good awful, i think i know exactly what internet yogurt would taste like it's probably just like a plain greek yogurt it's which is just tastes like sour cream, but as like 12 grams protein can you imagine somebody accidentally ate all the information contained on the internet? oh?
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for a centipede citizen for a 12 angry poor fuck a hat now. oh dude my big fat greek borat. i love that one laughs that's got a decent retconning nice hit you sent me all the way over here. yeah, oh that's water. that's a lot of
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i still think it was a little harsh that they had a cat pregnancy scene in this kid's movie. milo and otis. yeah. it's like probably the first time i've seen an animal be pregnant. yup, no idea that was you at all. that's fair. dude, i'm killing it as a spy today. you just take the lady who looks like nia vardalos from my big fat greek wedding. no one would ever expect that she's capable of being a spy.
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i mean, i got two kids named tanaitis, so i'm part of the problem, but... why can't we just go back to giving our kids normal names like... jebediah and ezekiel? babb. just a greek letter epsilon. whoa! what's going on? what's going on? what kind of name is mathis anyway? i know, right? never heard anyone else named mathis before until him. i feel for him though, because his name is mike. like...
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no. oh my god. what the fuck did you do to that poor cat? that is like some greek mythology shit. that cat wants to die. that cat is looking for death. that cat could not have done anything to deserve that. its paws can't even hit the ground. it's so mean. straight lines.
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what can we at least call them like you know? shell arone. yeah, shell arone or something clamsio i like it just anything it sounds like clams is a horrible like vd. okay clams. you don't want to pick up some clams yeah, clams. yeah is the greek god of yeast infections? like why are we just calling out one past the shells? they look like shells you find on the beach a vaguely italian sound a beach arone. oh
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fuck throat kitchen. yes fuck throat kitchen? alright, let's be real. who's your favorite judge on cutthroat kitchen? asian man, greek lady or bald british bro? it's chef jet
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those pillars weren't greek scum. what were they? corinthian? ionic? lorraine dusaba. where is chartres? i can't recall. okay, i mean this is obviously beautiful. run them over in the google car? this is of course um, p.f. chang's flagship paris location. oh it's ionian, not ionic, my mistake. uh, well i'm just gonna post us up like uh... yo, this ain't quebec city yo!
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i'd want to just rub my face against it the whole time if it was a fur wall. stroke the fuzzy wall. what? how do you do this? you have two different soft textures? oh man. you remember that one? that's uh, get em to the greek. yeah, yeah, that's a good movie. they're real fucked up when they... that's not bad at all. they smoked like a thing full of like 20 different drugs or whatever.
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