Quotes about “Gosling”
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you have enough, you got ryan and gosling. ryan and gosling. code 22. thanks for the subscription as well. i can't handle the pressure in this course, it's too much. oh come on. no, i fucked the pot. jeez. isn't that a little wide? because pots are wide. fox, we can still do this man. i know, we got this. this is the hole where nick is gonna eff it. we're only down by 11. gotta get a hole in one on this one.
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be on my short list of high priority films that i need to get into. oh yeah, dean cain plays amy smart's boyfriend. that's right. and then this is from the era where breckenmeyer and amy smart were like the ryan gosling and the rachel mcadams. all right. you know breckenmeyer and amy smart. i know oscar meyer, i don't know his brother. you don't know breckenmeyer? does he make sausages? breckenmeyer, he was in road trip. he was in garfield.
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i got a ball gosling is ryan gosling dan gheesling and different things i'd rather have the gheesling any day though
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alright, like what? he's like holmes and i get okay. i started looking at houses and that's what i did. this feels like the start of the big short too. i don't know what the big short is. this conversation is steve carell speaking to ryan gosling. josh's dad is just gonna change the economy right now. yeah, yeah he will. you were so barely into it too.
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1930.900
stupid love 2. is this the adam sandler one or is this a different movie? that's punch drunk love. crazy stupid love is steve carell and ryan gosling.
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steve carell's wife cheats on him. he falls into a depressive spiral and then he meets ryan gosling, who teaches him how to pick up ladies. but then the irony is that they find that they're both actually looking for what the other person has. ryan gosling is looking to settle down, which inevitably he has a chance to do with emma stone. but hear me out here, emma stone turns out to be steve carell's daughter.
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but basically, like, if you're a handsome guy, that means society agrees. you've got good cum. yeah. i mean, unless your swimmers aren't swimming. he's got some quality nuts. well, you're made of good cum. ryan gosling, michael jackson? michael! what? that's your go to for sperm? if you could pick anybody?
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i still haven't seen that shit. even though i heard it's not very good. yeah, it's pretty bad. so i had an interesting, very minor social dilemma recently. let's spin this out into something much bigger than it is. so i call it the ryan gosling conundrum. kate and i watched la la land, and she didn't know who ryan gosling was. it did save jazz, the number one genre in america now.
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and she didn't know who ryan gosling was and i was like how can you not know who ryan gosling was or is? he's still alive. you never know with this show unfortunately, but i was like how can you not know who he is? and she was like well what has he been in? i was like ahhhhh have you seen drive? and she was like no and i was like well
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uh, goodnight. yeah, nah, nah, nah. shut the shit out of you. and the sheriff. shake him! don't shake and bank me. no, no, no. so it turns out that the ryan gosling conundrum is actually like extremely easy to solve. disregard. okay, what? oh, yeah. he's in the notebook. my dead body's equipped with an ak? great. wait, usually you guys go on imdb all the time, don't you? so like, surprise if there's a problem.
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things anal fish boy for a whole year you say anal fish boy anal fish boy yes good name it is strong name oh not the sword did you know that ryan gosling is canadian
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who dresses him up like movie characters, like ryan gosling in drive. sure, sure. that makes reasonable sense. yeah. yeah, i was like, this is an innocuous sort of thing. i'm okay with this. and then there was like a dude who ate roadkill because he thought it was like part of the paleo lifestyle and he talks to a doctor and the doctor's like, don't eat roadkill, you're going to get sick. and he's like, yeah, whatever. but then there was a dude who lived like an actual dog.
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i'm definitely gonna watch it. hey, batista kills it. yeah. he gives ryan gosling a batista bomb within like the first 10 minutes of the movie. it is kind of cool when it's like a whole bunch of actors that you're excited to see in the same movie. i don't know if that happens as often as i'd like, but it's cool when it happens. i thought it was fucked up that he just plays drax. it's like, i don't know, is the budget so small that like...
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how was there an emma watson photo from 1964? is she a shapeshifter? is she a time traveler? i'm with you by the way. i didn't know alec baldwin was so hot. this is like ryan gosling level. flirt, very hot. he looks like a serial killer.
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