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Who does number two work for? (Miscellaneous)
- 3661.100 it is crazy that gordon ramsay's from the uk and he's got the audacity to be like, it's fucking raw. it looks like it came out of a pig's fucking anus. buddy, maybe like deal with the problems on the home front first. he trained in france. yeah, no surprise there. that was more ozzy. we got to bring back the ozzy clips now man in honor of ozzy. not to make fun of ozzy but to highlight the joy that he gave to the world. Search ↗
1v1 Me In Clubhouse Games...You Won't (Clubhouse Games)
- 1192.92 i don't watch a lot of movies in the modern era. watched some youtube videos. honestly, like, ambiently, i think i watched like five episodes of kitchen nightmares yesterday. i didn't see any of them all the way through, but i like put on the youtube playlist of gordon ramsay's kitchen nightmares and just filtered in and out of the living room from my office into the kitchen, living room, feed the baby, my office, you know. excuse me, why is this queen still on the board? Search ↗
- 1239.20 and there were some clips. like, you know i've been telling you that gordon ramsay's whoever handles his youtube channel is actually like an unbelievable like zoomer meme genius. they uploaded a video called and literally this is on gordon ramsay's official youtube channel. the video was just called memes not to watch at 3am. and it's just a collection of the most cursed moments from kitchen nightmares. Search ↗
- 1264.22 it's actually like chib does the marketing for... for... gordon ramsay's youtube channel. it's so good, and i watched that one. it has many moments from... from amy's baking company. such as when... the owner admits that he takes his staff tips because he also has to do the occasional... he has to take the occasional order. and then... amy... Search ↗
- 1410.90 in a ring and then like gave him a red jacket and like had him try to tame a bull or something like that and then ramsay was like, do you get it? and he's like, yeah, you made your point. and i'm like, what point was that? i don't know. it's a great show though. kitchen nightmares is really good. hotel hell is good too. i like hotel hell. what i don't like is restaurant impossible. that guy, he's like fake gordon ramsay. Search ↗
- 1606.50 i forgot how good this song was as well. but the other thing is like in um... really? i kind of felt in um... in... in kitchen nightmares uk, gordon ramsay is like kind of acerbic. you know, he's like cynical. um, and a little rude. but uh... he genuinely like wants to help. and then uh... in kitchen nightmares us, i feel like he... Search ↗
- 1678.02 it's like gordon ramsay, uh, like walks into your restaurant and he's like, oh my god, it's so bad. he's like, i'll have the, i'll have the lamb shank. and then he takes his shirt, he's unbuttoning his shirt and he's like, i've just ordered the lamb shank and fuck me, it's not here yet. and they're like, dude, we're in the dining room, you can't be taking your shirt off all the time. he's changing his shirt between every course, the service tonight is sta he's like, come on, man. Search ↗
- 1767.16 anyway. yeah, he shows gordon ramsay pictures of him cleaning and everyone's like, why do you have pictures of yourself cleaning? like if it was clean, you wouldn't need pictures proving that you cleaned the place. like it's... he clearly like staged the photo of him cleaning the bottles and stuff like that. it's so weird, man. and then he's like, don't listen to these guys. my brother just doesn't trust me because i'm in a recovery program. and you're like, dude, come on. like... Search ↗
The Binding of Isaac: AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1036 [Tailored]
- 1942.06 also, i never... so like i was uh... i was into cooking for a while to the point where like you know in my fourth year of college my parents got me like culinary knives because when i should have been studying instead i was watching that gordon ramsay video where he makes the perfect scrambled eggs over and over and over. now in the end who's the fool? i got my degree. i work in an unrelated field. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [9⧸5⧸18]
- 4144.540 real positive messages on that. yeah, i can't go down that gordon ramsay rabbit hole. everyone smokes. they're always smoking on that show. yeah, well it's stressful, you know, working in a restaurant. smoking and drinking and cooking, that's like the whole day. well, it's like, why wouldn't you smoke if you worked in a restaurant? because it numbs your taste buds and you need them to taste? yeah, but i'm pretty sure if you were like, oh, i need a break, chef would be like, oh, you can have a break. if you're like, oh, i need the smoke, they'd be like, okay, fine. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [September 20th, 2017]
- 5098.94 the poor alice is like, i want everything. dude, i actually really want to try gordon ramsay's thingy. beef welling. don't we all, rob? don't we all. suck my cock, you donkey! it's wrong! if someone screamed at me, i think i would just do it out of fear. suck my dick, you donkey. that was terrifying. where's the passion? Search ↗
- 5128.46 you fucking cow yeah we all do like we're doing this spree gordon ramsay yeah because you can't yell into the mic well it's like when you do crowd noise you go atmosphere is electric here that's creepy crowd it's here in snakes there oh you're going to the moon there you're going to the moon got shot Search ↗
The Binding of Isaac: AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 940 [Default]
- 590.74 it's the best reality show in history. gordon ramsay invites, you know, 12 professional chefs and then just emotionally like mind jams them. he becomes like the lord of their world. they will do anything to have the approval of gordon ramsay and it's awesome. these are people that they run their own kitchens at home and you know Search ↗
- 616.12 or wherever they live, i should say. and they're used to being like, can i get some chicken fingers? and then, you know, they're like, yes chef, here you go. now they're in the gordon ramsay's domain. they cook like a lobster wellington. and he's got them all like basically with chef ptsd. so, you know, everyone's very paranoid about being yelled at by gordon ramsay, which is a very fair opinion to have. Search ↗
- 641.80 on that show obviously and then during like dinner service where they determine what team wins, what team loses, and what team's gonna have to evict somebody from the big brother house gordon ramsay will sample their dishes as they go out into the dining room and he'll be like, who cooked this lobster wellington? and everybody gets this deer in the headlight look and then you know sometimes he's like, ah come here and then he brings all the chefs over and he goes, what happens when there's hoes in the lobster? and they're like, it's overcooked chef Search ↗
- 672.86 and you know, he yells at them and you get your classic gordon ramsay soundbite. but the best is when he actually loves it. cause he knows what he's doing. it's not like it's unintentional, obviously. he's a master of it. Search ↗
- 684.70 he goes like, who cooked this beef wellington? and then they all go, uh, there was amanda's chef and amanda's like got her head down. and then he's like, it's beautiful. then they're like, thank you chef! alright, two more beef wellingtons coming right out. you know, they all like, they sw just the amount that they are dying for this praise from gordon ramsay. it's like, he's creating daddy issues in these people. Search ↗
RimWorld - Northernlion Plays - Episode 24 [Ascendancy]
- 48.38 high level view is basically if you're bad at something. i deprioritized it or even turned it off if you were terrible. in the hopes that, you know, gordon ramsay always ends up cooking instead of like, sinvicta taking that job when he's only got a four. and my hope is that we'll still have stuff that gets done. i'm a little worried about hauling because they're all on threes. Search ↗
- 65.54 and research is going to be not good for us for now because gordon ramsay is always going to be cooking because we have a bill set up for 75 meals to be cooked and we're only at 24 right now so we're going to need maybe somebody else on research at a level 3 but everybody else only has 2 levels of it so Search ↗
- 244.40 good. now that all the hops are harvested, the corn is really close, but i can't help but feel that we're probably also very close to having all this heal root get taken care of. okay, start by reseeding the hops, that's fine. beer is always something that we can trade at the very least. what do we have? ooh, poor mood. what's wrong with gordon ramsay? Search ↗
- 266.28 oh, right. gordon ramsay, i forgot. he's totally screwed because i made it so that... well, i... you know, i don't want to damn myself too much here, but his daughter did die as basically a direct result of my actions. so remember, heat wave is gonna be bad. Search ↗
- 426.42 just having a nice little morning bit of pemmican. that's fine gordon ramsay still cooking this is gonna slow down our research something fierce, but that's the problem with only having like you know two or one individual who's good at research now that we've lost mathis and that individual is also really good at cooking so you know it's a maslow's hierarchy of needs thing let's handle food before we handle our own self actuality alpha beavers have just arrived and Search ↗
- 483.62 trainable intelligence advanced advanced i don't know why i apparently had it turned off. i think we got a good equilibrium going here i know i've been saying equilibrium a lot all the corn has been harvested heel roots at 99% so that should start popping off soon gordon ramsay is going to be very hot. ah, he gets a poor mood when he goes outside but when he goes inside he's stoked because it's it's not 52 degrees celsius sweet. all of our heel root is now being harvested. this is wonderful news and Search ↗
- 620.28 no problems. poor mood. as long as it's gordon ramsay that has a poor mood, i'm okay with it. uh, okay, wait. it was minus four? oh, it's minus four in the freezer. okay, that's fine. eighteen celsius might be a little cold. let's, uh... put this back up. or just shoot for like twenty. and then in here, it's twelve degrees celsius, it's a little cold. put that back up to twenty. oop. there we go. so it shouldn't be freezing in there anymore. now i wanna see what bear's up to. bear is hauling. okay, that's perfect. i do wish that he'd prioritize hauling this stuff. Search ↗
- 687.28 this is the tale of ambus the prisoner who was later consumed by a small animal left of resting outside incapacitated for a roughly one week, okay wait who's got the highest social stat. i know i said it was big v big v's got a 10 gordon ramsay's got an 8 all right big v what are you up to right now? making parkas drawn rulers now get a trade going down here okay um Search ↗
- 879.62 we're getting close to crematoriums, right? maybe we can throw the skeletons in there? that is... bear and gordon ramsay? no, just gordon ramsay. okay, so he's already had like a rough time. Search ↗
- 1052.34 we have medicine left in store well, we don't have medicine left in storage. we got medicine left. is there no place to haul it? is that part of the problem here? i wanna see maybe... bear is our big hauler here, so i wanna see what happens once he has, um... once he has constructed this second gun turret. gordon ramsay's gonna be in a bad mood, like, fairly consistently here. yo, bt, you don't need to build this, man. like, i appreciate it, but you've also gotta construct this gun turret ahead of time. Search ↗
- 1135.42 gordon ramsay is doing some research as well. i guess his meals are going out. you know what it's because he needs fuel so i will have him prioritize cannot refuel because you need wood all right well one sec this has to be done there's no way around it, so i will micromanage a little bit i don't want to micromanage them when it comes to having joy because it's always easy to be like hey your mental health doesn't matter right now instead. we should support their mental health and Search ↗
- 1374.96 we uh we have a minus 6.25 modifier on our mood at all times because of the fact that that dude's daughter died and then an innocent prisoner died which is going to impact everybody a minus seven as well except for gordon ramsay. i guess who apparently does not give a shit he's got tons of joy though. i've been enjoying myself so much. i love it alright, so victor's getting some cotton for us we only have Search ↗
- 1402.20 120 cloth right now, so it's not like cloth is out of control or anything like that i suppose we should continue to have it maybe we should make like some some summer clothes for the next season it's nice looking at the freezer here, but i can't deny you know there's lots of potatoes outside i think the potatoes are outside because they're reserved by gordon ramsay which is a great title for a program in which he goes to restaurants? reserved by gordon ramsay Search ↗
- 1489.40 you're not storing food in here. so this definitely does not allow food, which is important. everybody's gonna sleep. poor mood times two. gordon ramsay and synvicta? what's wrong with synvicta? observed out. well, what we could do is build another wall around these rotting corpses, and then you only have to see them if you go inside. but the people who construct it are gonna be real pissed. because they're gonna be looking at rotting corpses like all day long. i wish like we just have a lightning strike burn up all these skeletons, man. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [February 12th, 2018]
- 11264.80 wow wow wow wow, 15 seconds you got this. you sound like gordon ramsay right there. wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow Search ↗
- 11285.82 i love gordon ramsay, he doesn't catch on fire. that's like a pretty okay game mode. i like the alternating blocks. it's good because it ends faster, which sounds like i hate the game, but really it's just sometimes on standard mode it goes on a little long when you're as skilled as we are. it feels tension though, which is nice. we? i'm in there? you know, we, yeah. you're probably like the fifth best player in this game. Search ↗
On the cob? (Jackbox)
- 3218.72 all back haha ok it's unjokeable no i feel for him that's unjokeable i don't know how you're supposed to do that my love life is like gordon ramsay fucking raw that's actually pretty good why did i go again you two daddy man Search ↗
- 3868.62 i have a stand for voting. also, why did they put a joke up that got like 9% as a challenge for somebody to beat? i think does all the jokes go back because we only got one round. oh my god. we all did two jokes. oh, i guess you get the vote, you need to choose two. it doesn't even make sense, man. i voted for it. my love life is like gordon ramsay. Search ↗