Quotes about “Goosebumps”
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and who else is there? there's another one in there. squag! squag within two months. i mean, did you also hear the rumor? it's the same kids creating these rumors. that the mole that r.l. stine had in the goosebumps tv show was because he got shot in the head. i don't think i heard that one actually. that's the scar of the bullet. cause how else could you write such fucked up stories like say cheese and die unless you got shot in the head? dude, camp jelly jam was my jelly jam.
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do you remember the twist to that one? i don't, but i could probably remember the cover. there was like an alien made out of jelly substance in the basement of one of the camp cabins and it was eating all the children. okay. what a fucked up story that is! what's your favorite goosebumps book that you can remember? the one about the carnival. oh! welcome to... yeah, it's definitely welcome to something. welcome to creepsville or something like that. no, that's not right.
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what about the one where the man, well he's not a man because they're all for young adults, but where the boys switched bodies with a b? i've definitely read it. i think there were four of those. i remember being a kid and maybe this is why like my time scale for how long it takes to do shit. oh welcome to horror land. horror land, yes. maybe this is why my time scale for how long it should take to do stuff is fucked up. for a time there was literally a goosebumps book coming out like every two weeks.
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that you have r.l. stine to thank for 4000 isaac episodes. but it was only later that i was like, these are all fucking ghost written. every single one of these. there is an r.l. stine, he wrote like 30 of them. but then everybody else, they have college students that are in english programs and for a summer job they're like, you wanna write like three goosebumps books? and they're like, fuck yeah, that sounds dope. fuck yeah bud.
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would you write one if he invited you? dude, i probably not. it depends how much you paid. what are the goosebumps books? what do you think the going rate for them is today? can't be the same as what it was in like 96. like a grand probably. a grand per book?
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we're working on the 500 dream again. yeah, you know what? i think big bad wolf is right. i think it's got to be like a 10 cents a word situation. like there's got to be like the writers guild of america is like, you know, r.l. stine, you can't stop ripping off college students like this. why would they be such short books then? well, because no kid wants to read like a thousand page goosebumps book. maybe i did. i was pretty into jelly jam. i would have written read a lot more about it. no, you just read camp jelly jam 30 times instead. oh.
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i remember thinking like i was like, i'm an avid reader. as like a 12 year old, like if i had nothing else to do that day, i could read like six books a day. but then i remembered there's six goosebumps books, which is actually like the equivalent of reading like one buzzfeed article per book. yeah, my taste in books was garbage. like i read nothing but goosebumps books like the blaster master novel, the dune books. blaster master is like the, based on the mad max films.
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i got one of the red wall books. i've read like probably six of them. it's kind of the goosebumps situation yeah, it's about how many i read and then i got a bunch for my birthday one year and i was kind of like resentful because i was like i mean thanks for the birthday present don't get me wrong, but also you basically just gave me like a 10 hour job right now i got to read this book otherwise you're gonna be because you gave me the book cuz you read it and
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yeah, they are snakes your man's cock fifty eight to forty two. that's a giant cobra doesn't like breathe fire to do everyone's the title of a goosebumps book that was never published the family the curse of the tummies mow the poop family it's not funny, but i find it funny anyway
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go through one. i don't see it either. oh, you're talking about purple line. purple line, purple line. did you see it on yours? no. weird. i have a purple line. you're giving me like some fucking ninja dude. maybe it's because i'm hosting? oh, you're giving me a gun. oh, it says bullets. oh man. take a look at my goosebumps. we've all seen a vagina before even if we don't have one.
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we'll see what happens. maybe it was accidentally funny. the title of a goosebumps book that was never published. parking ghost or the stinky egg by r.l. stine? he's stinky egg. i really like... i mean, i'm gonna like not say it for like another 10 seconds here to avoid possibly influencing the votes, but i really like parking ghost. you know why?
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wow, that is creepy. yeah, that'd be pretty creepy, yeah. that's like a goosebumps book. grandma, do it with that. what if there was a mirror but it was evil? there was actually a really... there was a good old people facebook the other day where somebody showed the facebook pictures of their fireworks and she's like, hey grandma, we had a great time. sorry you couldn't be with us. and just like, terrible picture. i'm glad i was alone. oh god, nice. that'll teach him. damn grandma.
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that made me like goosebumps crazy man how about now you guys good? yeah, you good nick? mmm, no
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and then at 1am it's like, okay, at 10pm we're airing goosebumps, the 2014 adaptation of r.l. stine's classic series of novels with jack black. it's a young adult classic for the modern age. and then at 1245 it's young sluts taking in the pooper.
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like it's the brain? have you seen it recently though? no. it gives me goosebumps every time that you see like that kid's birthday party. yeah, the whole video. yeah, for sure. wait, that movie really scared you guys? yeah, i mean, did you rob? no, no, no. i'm just curious because i actually like i did not take away from that movie that it was scary.
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the sherlock theme song is impossible to hum. that's like goosebumps or something. that's game of thrones. dude, i'm so stoked for like 12 to 16 months from now when season 8 comes out. yeah, it might be two years. i know, that's too much. speaking of things that are supposed to take forever, attack on titan season 3 comes out in summer 2018. it's not a million years away. oh, that's surprising.
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uh, conversely, just austin mentioning that video, i got a little bit of goosebumps. so, you know, it's a good time. i enjoyed that. is that like the war turtle interview video? because that was pretty exciting too. dude! that was so... did any of you guys besides nick watch that video? no, as a habit, i try not to watch the things that you're looking for. it was like 15 minutes long, so it was a tough sell for you, i'm sure.
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