Quotes about “Goldmember”
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yeah, i forgot some of the intrinsic parts of his character. death's chemist, thank you very much for the subscription. that's the defining characteristic of goldmember. it's like number one he loves gold, number two he's from holland, and number three he eats his own skin. yeah. i've never eaten my own skin the way he has. sounds pretty bad. yeah, it's alright. what's this? emergency contact. wait, he opened gates? to hell? holy fuck dude!
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goldmember is good. you know what? they're all good if you forget that the other ones exist when you watch them. which you do in like five seconds, because they're all great. well because like, because they reuse the same jokes a lot. they're called callbacks, it's just comedy. oh! yeah! it's the lazy money, where that at? wow! we got a boner off of that one.
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you guys like the part in austin powers goldmember where he goes, fasha fasha fasha fasha! i don't like what i just did. it's because it's his dad and he's getting electrocuted. wait wait wait! i didn't understand the level. don't electrocute your dad! sometimes you gotta fake out your dad, sometimes you gotta electrocute your dad, you know? sometimes you gotta put the nipples with the pads, right? yeah, sometimes you got a nipple pad.
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what's the best austin powers movie? it's austin powers 1. and if you disagree, you are incorrect. it's goldmember, goldmember. yeah, austin powers 1 is the best. but 4 would be the best. notch was the better. notch out beyonce to beyonce in, uh... this is true. in goldmember though. notch? oh, the x was good. the x was good. ab. ab.
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grandma's boy tower heist or goldmember? probably tower heist. fuck dude, that's... really? probably goldmember? yeah, goldmember. don't be too excited about it. i mean, yeah, that's not a great movie. i think tower heist is the best movie of the three of those. goldmember's awesome. okay guys. okay, now let's not go crazy. there's that gray part where he eats the skin.
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this guy sounds like, uh, goldmember. i think he just said fajafaja. that could be a whole genre, actually. goldmember music? yeah. it's memberstep. he says fajafaja, i swear to god. he said, you are my faja. oh, that makes your wheels slippery. ah! that wasn't very effective. i just want to invent my own genre of music, and it's gonna be just remixed quotes of frank underwood from house of cards, and it'll just be called spaceycore.
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ah, we missed you, ryan! you i can walk through, even in my jet lag state, your exact thought process on that joke. you wanted to go super japanese with that! what?! you pulled it back at the last second and the only vestige was your fukumi voice from austin powers 3 goldmember. oh, fuck you! oh, goodness. i'm just back, ryan. i hope you had fun in japan. i'm i'm excited to be back.
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you know, he ain't heavy man, he's my brother. i'm dougie! that's the spoiler for the third movie, isn't it? yeah, but like, it's really bad, so... no hate. i mean, they're all really bad. no, austin powers 1 is actually like a good movie. austin powers 2 is pretty bad, and austin powers 3 is insulting. i would eat a baby to save your life. if i had to rewatch an austin powers, though, i'd probably go for goldmember.
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automatically die. it's like losing a deal with the devil changes the whole trajectory. i'm sad because i eat... it's a vicious cycle. you can't sneak an austin powers quote by me unless it's from goldmember. i think it was from goldmember, was it? no, that's from the second one. no, it's from the spy who shagged me. you are correct. they added bird's eye into this. it's ghost pepper. oh no, i don't want to eat those.
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we won tickets last minute from the radio station in 2003 to watch the premiere of austin powers goldmember. but because we were like the last people... i told you it was good! because we were like the last people to win, we had to sit like almost at the very very front of the theater. oh, wayne. you know, i'm definitely... austin powers goldmember is one of those movies you want to see in theaters so you can really experience all the action on the big screen.
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