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651.16
i'm going to take the hero font card. i'm going to have to pick up holy water by accident here. sorry, so that's going to ruin one familiar, but i really wanted to take the hero font with me instead. and i'm not going to open that golden chest because it looks like a pain in the ass and it would cost me two bombs and one key and it's very unlikely we would get adequate payout out of that. i will blow up the slot machine and that paid for itself and gave us a little bit more money which is great.
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0.48
hey everybody, welcome to the final day of what has been a very fun golden goblet, but a golden goblet in which i am looking to bring some heat. hopefully, i don't know how we did in rise of the shinobi. i thought we put down maybe a b performance. i feel like we put down a lot of b performances. but unfortunately, some of my competitors have been putting up bs, b pluses, maybe even a minuses in some of them. we've really been a little bit outclassed.
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507.58
of what is normally, you know, russia ish in a game like this. that's pretty scary. lesser poland doesn't exist anymore. golden horde is fucking like scary looking right now. yeah. just give me what i want and i won't fight you anymore. oh, this is much better now. alright, fighting back, fighting back a little bit. they still... how do these fuckers have 25,000 troops? who does? iceland? no, no, i'm not going to war with iceland yet.
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2251.02
emphasis on the mean. in the united states navy prior to three years ago, sailors in pay grades e4 to e9 were authorized to wear golden rate insignia instead of red if they met the requirements for good conduct service. congratulations, you've been, you've been america's good boy. let me tussle your hair a little bit. put on your gold medals instead of your silver, your red medals. who's a good boy? who's a good boy? you could wear some gold jewelry today. killing home a power station?
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2734.18
all of my friends who play rec softball are like, it's great. you can smash a couple beers on the bench and like, you know, it's not like you're gonna win the golden glove, right? you're just kind of like chilling out there. kate said you tried to do the splits yesterday. yeah, at tennis i misjudged a shot and then i had to lunge a little bit to try to get it. but i botched the contact. i did kind of do the splits. you okay? i didn't affect a beast like me, to be honest. i think like the coach was kind of worried.
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353.10
i guess about using... come on, there we go. about using a key to open the golden chest, but i think i'll probably do it anyway, you never know. flying item would be awesome right now. even like if i only get a range upgrade or something out of it, it's okay. i mean, when i say even only, if i get a range upgrade out of it, it'll be okay. i mean, it might not be a range upgrade, it might just be more red hearts, but it's gonna take chances if we're gonna get anywhere in this game. got a little bit more money. i'm gonna guess that the secret room is...
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1605.08
i think i'm done with our shop here. let's see what the man gives us. a few keys, a little bit of extra money, let's see what the fortune teller gives us. the keys are nice because we should come across a plethora of golden chests. i don't want that. thank god that wasn't a take. i just exercised extreme lack of foresight in exploding that, or in picking it up i should say. we'll come down here, i guess we'll explore to the left. maybe i will go to that spike trap room.
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1662.18
whatever. i want to figure this room out at all costs. there we go, golden chest, two spirit arts for a bomb. pretty awful trade in the whole scheme of things and the spike chest room continues to befuddle me. i'm not sure if it pays out after that, like maybe it's like judgment where first it pays out a little bit and then maybe later you're gonna get some dope upgrades, but for now i am too pissed off to care.
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1880.94
and more keys again, it's great if i could get some more golden chest drops, i would definitely welcome that. guppy's tale should be doing a little bit extra work for me right now. demon judgment, watts hearts... it's possible. it's totally possible, but let's see how we fare on the rest of this floor first. at the very least, i have yum a heart. that was bad dodging, but it managed to surprise me there. i guess halo flies helped me out. so yeah, we'll see who we fight on this floor and whether or not i need this yum a heart for personal use.
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926.62
okay, this is usually our second secret room good shit. okay. oh, this is awesome this would be a great time for magic mush. thank you for thinking of me game. thank you for being a friend down that road and back again. i'm a little bit of a poser i don't know if i've ever watched a full episode of the golden girls, but i have seen christina aguilera pretend to be shakira on youtube singing that in a viral clip from the jimmy fallon show sorry the tonight show starring jimmy fallon good story go okay?
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168.94
that might do it 15 cents, so we will go to our shop and we'll blow up this tinted rock you got to imagine it's probably not gonna be a second golden chest even one spirit are changes the game a little bit for us right here let's get as many rocks as we can with it for a crawlspace chance. oh my lord well, we got lucky rock instead of counterfeit penny. i don't know how i feel about that honestly and actually pretty good monster manuel
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353.62
should have put that closer to more rocks so we could get more money. oh my god. it's just another fucking golden chest that's not guppies tail right like i know guppies tail gives us an increased chance of getting golden chest but i don't think it does it at the expense of oh man at the expense of tinted rocks like that would make it kind of a little more subpar i think check our item room no tinted rock here that i can see these bombs may give us a little bit of extra money though and
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2473.58
if you could pay out with magic mushroom, you would be a golden god, mr. fred. almost halfway done with this fight. this is why i'm not gonna fight mega satan. i mean, are you seeing how long this mr. fred fight is taking? it's one of the longest mr. fred fights i've seen in my whole life. it just never ends. you know what else would be a saving grace? i hate to say it, a double key room would be real nice. it's a bit of a cop out, but, uh... hey, double key rooms have screwed me enough that if they actually, you know, saved me in this situation, i would... i would be interested.
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2425.24
we could just bomb our way out of these rooms, but i want to go through with them. you know, get redhearts... who knows? maybe like a golden chest drop or something. we do have four keys now. so every extra key is a surplus. good. now if you want to get technical, i think that this haunt room is actually probably a little bit easier than the last one. at least it'll go a little bit faster for better or for worse. with bombs, the haunt's not so bad, dawg. especially if those bombs actually stay on the side the way they're supposed to. like, three bombs makes him so easy.
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1587.60
we're a little bit low on keys, so even though i would be interested in it if it had like a golden chest, i wouldn't be able to go to it because i definitely want to go to the shop and all of the item rooms that might be available, you know, including libraries, if they do indeed exist. thank you, bomb friend. might be worth one bomb to try to knock those two bombs out here, but i'm just gonna not do that instead and we'll see how that works out for me. good bomb. it should be good enough for us to not take damage here. two bombs to get through this room is a ok by me.
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