Quotes about “Gold can coke”
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732.04
i'm happy for you. that's great. but if you're holding yourself up as virtuous over other people because you only consume like the gold can diet coke instead of regular diet coke, you need to get a fucking life. okay? that's ridiculous. i'm not saying you need advice. i'm not saying you should drag yourself down to our level. i'm just saying like, you should be like, i'm proud of myself for not
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2458.96
now we're getting into that phase of the game where we got like some... we got some actual good stuff we can work with, man. dipped in what? sorry, did i stutter? legendary silver chestplate. we can now kill goblins before they steal our gold. for the first time in five floors. the heck are you? slorn? and the joke is when he awoke his body was covered in coke fizz? slorn?
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8807.400
and i don't know what i should do. what do you mean you're at the sacrifice? just do it, man! just do it. yeah, why not? what do you want me to say? just go fight olmec? get stale, man. eventually you're gonna have to like freebase coke off of olmec's groin just to get a fucking high anymore. you gotta get to the next level. yeah? so what do i do? i just die on this level? or i have to die by this guy? nah, it doesn't matter. you can just like throw yourself off the cliff and you'll live. well, you'll come back. will i have all my gold? yes.
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5809.90
if coke wants me to buy their product, they can make it cheaper. if they're not gonna make it cheaper, then i'm not gonna pay a dollar a can at the grocery store. every time i go to a restaurant, i'll pay three dollars a can. that's how i win, okay? you buy popcorn at the movie theater? yep. and you're gonna say why? it's worth it. you don't go to the theater? true. but if i did it, i would. and i have. i mean, gold dock lines is like really good.
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2274.52
like blew my mind. i saw a dude drinking a coke yesterday in public that's not that weird right that's pretty common but it was the gold can my man was like out there repping the the caffeine free coca cola i didn't even know they sold that outside of like the back room of a walmart i thought you had to ask for it
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2303.14
what's the point? i mean, i guess if you're like there's so such a small amount of caffeine in a coke to begin with that i agree with you, but maybe he's got like a serious intolerance or i don't know made like a religious problem. you know, it's a problem, but you know what i mean? like exemption or whatever. i don't know, man. i just i feel like i haven't seen a gold can in a long time.
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581.16
i mean, there's no shot that the can lid, i mean, i know that it doesn't have a key on it, but it feels like there's no shot it wouldn't be relevant. you son of a bitch. how dare you? you think this is a joke? time, time? we're cruising, bro. here comes the gold. me after two coke zeros before 10 am, i required absolutely no nut punches on that one.
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2650.06
it's not exactly what i was looking for, but it's like i asked for coke zero, they said we only got diet. that's okay, i can live with that. keep pluto going. we need the chips, bro. i'm sorry. i mean, i could dump you, but losing 600 chips... i mean, it's kind of like stabbing this dude in the back when he did so much to help us get through gold stake here. like, you won't catch me doing that.
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209.20
he is not noticeable by the human body. i know everybody's idol elon musk drinks the gold can, he drinks the caffeine free diet coke and puts it on his nightstand next to the deus ex gun. minus two a coke gets me extremely jittery. i'm just...listen, when we were in middle school kids were drinking like a
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