Quotes about “Gold bit”
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there's a human being with a brain and thoughts and a future inside of there. yeah, but like filled with hair. filled with hair. i'm sure when the baby came out it was actually thankful that there was like some kind of like makeshift human towel there to wipe it off with slime a little bit. that's the point, it's a human towel. oh, i guess so. oh, i fear you, rob. you have a duty to announce when you die so that we can come and steal your gold.
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really, this is less about stopping power. we're not going to get the gold unfortunately. but it's less about stopping power and more about just slowing these enemies down as they move onwards. i'm starting to think the spikes was a bit of a dangerous play here. no kidding. okay, double stack. apply regen 4 and spikes 4. you love to see it. so you're going to heal, yes, but mostly the heal is good because it's going to do damage. and regen.
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i think we probably... we can't take the anti venom... oh, we can take the anti venom. we can take the onyx, the journal page we can't take. okay, that's fine. don't use your key to open this. if it's trapped, it's trapped. the contents are mine. it's yours! 250 gold each. we could try to go torchless for the rest to make a little bit more money, but i don't think it's a sensible option. i think we just say, sorry, jade. oh, i can't even see the secret room anymore, so we probably... oh no, yes i can.
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or six, whatever. i think we're on six. let's look at this. choose a card. ehh. 100 gold? ehh. that's basically remove a card. or maybe even have enough to buy an ok relic very early. umm... go down to 63 hp for 250 gold. i don't really like that. i kind of like this. i think i'm actually gonna go for this. it's a bit more of a swing for the fences. transform three cards and upgrade them.
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860.44
i will say as like a gamer approaching middle age, when i still deluded myself into thinking that i would like enjoyed competitive games and i would play rocket league at like low plat high gold, which is not good at all. i would oftentimes get people on my team who were clearly drunk driving. and then when you're like, what are you doing? they're like, oh, sorry, i'm drunk. and you're like, this shit is my super bowl. like, could you take it a little bit more seriously?
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i don't believe we'll be getting a gold medal. we'll be getting a silver rank. so yeah, that was the level that really it pulled it all together for me and i was like, you know, they got something good going on here. if we're gonna continue to be a little bit pretentious, this is a level i've never seen before, i'll admit. it also kind of reminds me of like...
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emphasis on the mean. in the united states navy prior to three years ago, sailors in pay grades e4 to e9 were authorized to wear golden rate insignia instead of red if they met the requirements for good conduct service. congratulations, you've been, you've been america's good boy. let me tussle your hair a little bit. put on your gold medals instead of your silver, your red medals. who's a good boy? who's a good boy? you could wear some gold jewelry today. killing home a power station?
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look at that service, man. look at that service. and just one more chicken strips order. i'm sorry, ma'am, i'm sorry. we miscalculated a little bit. check that out. all done. day complete. perfect score. is gold good? is gold as high as it can go? a perfect run. i like the sound of that. this is a kgm. okay. get ready, get ready. it's gonna be hot. this is a pd. get ready for the beautiful dopamine when we press control.
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that is gonna hold us back cuz from a damage standpoint. we're doing totally fine i do believe that the framerate is a little bit wonky here. i'm not sure what's up with that maybe it's a recent update to rogue legacy that's causing this or something because you know my computer is still you know, exactly the same as it was when i was doing the episode something like an hour and a half ago. so who knows there's well 2000 gold for us right off the bat maybe that i don't need those yet, maybe that idea of
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two to three thousand gold is actually a little bit too easy for us and we should be looking more on the order of three to four thousand either way. that's okay with me you shouldn't get ahead of ourselves because you know with only 190 health it's completely possible that one room will just absolutely destroy our chances but let's see if we can at least get a couple of levels here and again if you didn't see the end of my last episode essentially my reasoning for grinding on this character is that you know if we have a paladin if we have a barbarian king or queen
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so on this one we'll just again look for the land of darkness, try to pick up enough gold to get another level, and then have some good fun as a result of that. again, i apologize for the seemingly kind of chunky frame right here. i literally have no idea what's caused this. i just recorded the other episode a little bit earlier today, but apparently some issue has sprung up, which is kind of unfortunate. hopefully, it definitely from my perspective doesn't look unwatchable. but sometimes there is a difference between, you know, actually playing it for yourself, you can be a little bit more lenient than when you're watching it on camera.
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usually anyway but still you can't always rely on getting it right off the bat so that guy did die and we should be able to get a little bit more gold for our troubles even if i lose some health, it's not the end of the world and ever the reason i thought you know why not grind this time for some gold instead of just immediately fighting the boss is twofold a variety, of course but also be every run that we fight the boss and fail is kind of like wasted time as we don't actually get anything out
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looking again for if not a fairy chest then you know some kind of chest on these rooms scary and even though the turrets get bounced back a little bit, which i did not remember now yeah, i had a feeling i was gonna get hit there those guys do a lot of damage, too that was a poor play on my part of it. that's the first time i backfired in a while though so we are gonna be at 2500 gold probably looking at one level of either damage or health at this point and
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maybe we can use that to start rebuilding our run here. give us enough to get some confidence back and then we can lifesteal the rest from enemies or get some more turkey legs like so. lucky me. alright, nothing really of value it appears over here. good news about a hypergonadism is we can just bounce enemies off the wall sometimes. but we're gonna be looking of course to get a little bit more gold. i guess we've already gone one of the ways that we can go here. so let's start going back to the left instead. is there anything... this is a dead end? how does that even make sense?
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i thought the enemies didn't attack in these, but i might be mistaken. a little bit of gold, might as well pick it up. you never know if 11 gold's gonna make the difference. this is the tutorial level, okay. i mean, i assumed so, i couldn't imagine it not being, because i remember the path that you take to get to this guy. but i'm kind of surprised that it's making me go through it again. i thought that we were over this game. oh, almost made it up to the top there. please drop some turkey legs, no interest apparently. all right, well we're screwed. that's okay though.
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so any second now this should be over and of course, this will be the run where i actually win. nope like i said the game does it doesn't like itself unless it's fucking me over a little bit so killed a lot of enemies as you can see, let's upgrade ourselves. i'm probably gonna go for raw attribute upgrades we have an assassin an assassin and a hokage. let's go as the hokage could be fun and i'm thinking attack upgrades why not two of those and then a health upgrade now? why not gonna get three attack upgrades and then we only have 170 gold left
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hobgoblin, i don't know what these are. goblinite, diorite, gulite, ogarite, silver, and gold. but we haven't mined any of that shit yet. we've just got wood. so we're gonna just pump up these menus a little bit. i don't know what that does. do we not have enough wood or something? oh, at first we have to click these up. okay, so we're gonna build four sets of armor completely here. and we pump oh, i guess we can't touch the left menu for some reason.
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maybe it's not that important. we could save our money for a little bit of extra damage done to these enemies instead. oh, it's like the eye of gold shot has unlimited range too. that was weird. i sort of completely don't understand this item and its supposed usefulness, but that's never stopped me before. i'll be darned if it's gonna stop me now.
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