Quotes about “Godzilla”
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oh my god, he figured it out! so bold, so brash. i'm so fucked. i think you're a jason x'd. alright, let's all find another. get away from me, you son of a bitch. i was the other. uh, that was a uh, m. night shillem a lam in the movie. wait, what? you had a gun? shillem a lam. he's uh, he's actually, little known fact, godzilla villain.
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actually, no, i take that back. i did see godzilla like two years ago when i came out. yeah, that was that was that was the only other movie that i've seen besides star wars in the last five years what did you think of godzilla? oh, i loved it. yeah, i thought it was pretty good i'm an old school godzilla fan. so it satisfied me more so than the than the 98 version did
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which isn't even godzilla by the way, but i'm not even gonna get into that. that movie's no good. there's two alarm guns. i do have a weapon that's not gonna work. yeah, me too actually. step one is not being the first to die so we can look at the board and see if we got in the same game. well, i'm sure if they died within a minute of us then yeah, they're probably gonna be in here. alright, there's an explosive run.
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you know what? i'm not going on that one either. did you guys like move the camera up a little bit? did you move the camera up a little bit? uh, that is a godzilla villain. that's a godzilla. how did you not get murdered by that? oh, you want to stand on the spike? yeah, he's actually standing on it on my side. alright, i like the finger. the finger. oh, josh is in the crevasse. oh my god. i see. fuck. yeah, you're deep in the cut, dude. meg ryan, 2004.
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oh, this is another rob one! did godzilla ever fight the nazis? probably not. probably not. i'm certain he did at some point. they're actually real weird like that. it's gonna be all three. i'm going half the two. it doesn't make sense for godzilla to fight the nazis. he fights what he wants to fight though. he fights the nazis at some point. yeah, but it doesn't make sense, temporally speaking, for
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oh shit! no! no, he does technically fight them in um, uh, no he doesn't. because... in space godzilla he fights them by accident. no. by accident. it was not the nazis. okay, well technically he does kind no actually you know what it's just the japanese. well then technically you're wrong. well, technically boa constrictors don't have parts. but if they did, this would be his egg.
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i didn't know he had a mask. oh shit that came out! no, i didn't see shin godzilla. oh fuck, i should watch that. that's just a reflective dj khaled face. just his face. oh that's great. laminated as shit. yeah. well apparently chat likes it, they're subscribing a lot now. thanks guys. thank you duckmysick478 and yakkers for the 2 and 19 months respectively.
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oh i'm so hyped i'm gonna watch shin godzilla tonight huge tear ducts thanks for the subscription hey chad you know what would really mess with the mods is if you exercise some politeness in decorum and spoke with relevant original comments yeah everybody i think i got him guys
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where was he this whole time? alright rob, we have to collude against these guys first. alright, i'm down. let's just let them fight like king kong and godzilla. just let them do their thing. just hide in the corner. if i can get up. ryan, you gotta drag me behind a corner to hide. here, grab my legs. i'm knocked out. no, grab my legs. i can't. grab my
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it's on, boys. how does he do it? they're so scrappy! it's godzilla vs. anguirus right now. there's a wolf? did you watch a gauntlet recently or something? no, i'm just a big godzilla fan and i also really want to see shit in godzilla but it's not available anywhere. so it's like on my mind at all times. like money. you guys are money on your mind. you know while the truck's moving you won't. i hear that cash rules everything around me.
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this is the ultimate boss battle. it's like godzilla vs. like, panatra. versus cilantro? oh, tommy. he killed another mouth. who's left? not this tommy. tommy. is it just tommy? just tommy. nick, where'd you die? by the blue car. looks like the dumb and dumber guy. i feel like this is deliberately obfuscating. i honestly don't know where on the map the blue car was.
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7589.660
oh great drawing! oh shit! keep saying that until you get it. great drawing. yeah great drawing. oh god that's not how that's spelled. that's a godzilla villain right there.
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although at the same time, like, the lack of self awareness is pretty common in, uh, in rockstars. and, i don't know, like, a lot of people consider it cool. yeah, but i don't really think, like, i don't think, like, steven tyler's a cool dude necessarily. i do. no, i don't, i don't really either, but i'm, i'm, i'm, see, here's the thing. i'm trying to go more for, like, the traditional, you know, opinion of cool rather than, like, what, who i find cool. because i found godzilla cool. and it's not cool. you know? i mean, godzilla's, like, kinda cool.
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i agree, you know, i'm just saying, you know, i like a lot of traditionally uncool things and i think they're cool. like tmz? well, i don't like tmz. what's an uncool thing that you like? well, i mentioned godzilla, i like dragon ball z. i think dragon ball z is pretty cool. those are cool though. those are not uncool. i think those are prob like traditionally, i would say they're probably uncool. what do you mean, like the 1950s?
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when i was a little kid i used to think like minerals and crystals were fucking awesome. i used to love making mazes and like making mega man characters or like mortal kombat ninjas. i really got into that for a while. yeah. what would this color ninja do? nick has you beat. you said godzilla and he said he used to make his own mega man bosses out of quartz.
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would you be a robot dinosaur or a regular dinosaur? i'd rather be a robot dinosaur 100%. but then you got a red haired lady trying to take you apart. well actually i'd probably rather be godzilla now that i do. i'd rather be robzilla. i'd rather be robzilla. i'd rather rob to be like 60 foot and terrorize the city. fuck yeah, i would be great at that. actually no, not even a city, like a small town. yeah. fuck it.
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and that one's like pretty easy to remember though. he does say smoking a lot. his name is stanley ipkiss. mm hmm. oh, i forgot his name actually. do you remember the name of the guy matthew broderick in 1999's godzilla? i do not. i don't either. he's like steven clapanopis or something. clapanopis. yeah, something weird.
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