Quotes about “Glib”
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is it too, is it too, uh, glib to say more times than i can remember? no wonder your gut floor is fucked. that was like 12 years ago, chad, okay? i cut out the very heavy drinking for sure when i moved to korea. like, well, i should say about halfway through my korean, um, contract.
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you better hope you never get cancer because i'm not sure you'll have a support system. okay, you went for the throat. that's one of many reasons i think that you should hope that you don't get a bad disease. it's just, i mean, you know what? go in! i'm not sure that i like this op. i'm gonna give you my license to make glib personal attacks, okay? just kidding.
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as a comedian though, as someone invested in the science of comedy, i find it glib and insulting. i find it too easy. i find it blasé. i think you should try harder. it's the role of stand up comedians to shine a mirror up to society and make it, to reveal truths about it, softened by laughter that it's too afraid to reveal to itself, okay?
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stop suggesting i do illegal drugs. does this sound like somebody who's on cocaine? do i sound like tom cruise on the oprah show? i sound like a recently reanimated corpse. i'm not jumping on any couches telling matt lauer he's glib, okay? i did take half of a dose of dayquil this morning though. why half? because it was all that was left in the bottle unfortunately. elden ring versus dota 2. listen, okay? if league has
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of milk is actually milk and what percentage of milk is water? like 2% milk is 2% milk fat. that doesn't mean it's 2% milk 98% water. like what if you took all of the h2o molecules out of milk, what would be left? condensed milk. yeah but like what you know what i'm asking. you're being you're being glib matt. when i say what would be left i mean what quantity.
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she's so crazy, i love her. what does kathy even do, man? and don't just say some glib shit like whatever she wants, okay? like what's her job? what does she oh, i get an actuary. haha. joke's so funny you could put that shit in a laffy taffy. god forbid a woman does anything? that's not what i meant! i'm getting gaslit here.
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2587.10
listen, i haven't seen the movie. your criticism might be valid, but i respond to your criticism in a glib way that it's offensive. anything i don't like is marvel now. everything everywhere all at once, even though it deals with the multiverse, obviously not marvel because i like it. john wick 4, not a single purple guy with a golden glove filled with magical stones. it's marvel though. this looks like the ovo pop up in vancouver now. let me get a cabinet with drawers.
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i'm being serious! i'm not trying to be like, uh, oh gotcha. a lot of beekeepers clip the bees wings so they don't leave. chad is this true? i swear to you i'm not trying to be like glib. like i'm not trying to make a joke. how small are the damn scissors bro? aren't there like a billion bees in the hive? like how could they possibly... in my head this seems like something that can't possibly be true. are you fucking with me? you motherfucker you?
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1518.42
there's plenty of oxygen underwater. okay, you glib so and so. i know your kid is not born yet. not yet. i remember like the week or two before we had our daughter.
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and don't say ten, fucking epictetus. eight. let's go! go to the highest point? that's what i'm trying to do, motherfucker. we're climbing a mountain. can you be more specific? okay, go to the highest point. okay, like i promise you, i swear i'm not trying to be like, glib. i'm at the highest point. i'm not trying to hit you with some abbot and costello shit, motherfucker. but what's the highest point? the other highest point. okay. okay, i'm there.
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