Quotes about “Girls”
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yeah, like a pooka shell necklace. what did you just call me? you know, it shows you down to party. among other things. although those little like expandable plastic 99 cent necklaces, i see them coming back. oh yeah, neon 90s man. when we were in like, you know, 6th, 7th grade ryan and all the girls.
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for them. that's slap bracelets. go to your school. well okay yeah that's true. our girls had class. nope. alright let's see if this malarkey wants to work now. just do it. do you see he got arrested a couple weeks back? i did see that actually yeah. first person to get to 100,000 feet i'll buy them
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i only got the one drop. yeah, when they say come on feel the noise girls roll fuck me alright congrats. i'm feel the noise girls rock your boys. what do they mean by rock your boys? i believe that means to have sexual ever time was richard still streaming. holy shit this is not normally his time. it's crazy. thank you guys for the raid. oh
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this isn't how i go! oh no! aww yeah! hold on to that little duck! i am a bale of metal! come on, feel the noise! fuck me! girls, sex your toys! you took my box you jerk! you took my bananas you asshole! no! he sorted me off!
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that's a joke. i'm aware. she's a lady dude you that is like the second oldest joke on the internet makes it like dancing baby done and before but or done whatever the real player format is um yeah, it's a rtf or i don't know it still gets people on a regular basis whenever someone on the show makes a joke like well you know zelda's the girl or sorry zelda's the boy and links the girls so people are like wow how do you not know this yet? oh my god this is
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not right people in chad who are like whoa, who teen doesn't look good at all. we've tried it man. the flavors exist. i've had it several times. it's delicious i want to put their their peepee and a girls with jj doesn't as gross i you've eaten poutine like once a week for the last like most of my life. it's mr. beard
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i said they had no honor earlier, but at the same time it sounds like they really do. how do you know that they love their families? i mean they could have had like a really bad relationship. they made a pact with all the other all the other families. little girls. what? i only heard little girls. that's all i heard! little ninjas. what? like a 90s cartoon show or something? these are the final words to little women. you uncultured scum with the...
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with ninjas in his purse. little girls. what? and then there was a pigeon. little ninjas. turtle, turtle. what is happening right now?
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i hear ya. not everyone's wearing a skirt all the time, rob. that's well, those girls probably don't throw their panties on stage. they probably throw their bra off. how am i not stomping your head in right now? it's not that much easier though. that one's easier. you can pull that through your shirt. oh, okay, yeah. but it's think of the tight packed environment though. you gotta you're gonna be all elbows. that's true.
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6534.400
you can't blame me on that one. neckbeard virgin's talking about girls. yes, i don't have a girlfriend. northernlion's not married. i have an ex wife, motherfuckers! how's the neckbeard doing? nick? i actually do kind of have a neckbeard sometimes though. that's out of laziness. it's not a stylistic choice.
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gq? qg. qg. i thought he said... it wasn't... we had exactly the same reaction. it was hard for our brains to get it. i thought he said something else. i thought he said something else. i thought he was being... i will never say that. nah, he has never said something else. all american girls suck six jolly ranchers quietly... where's the... is it all ranchers? it props to the dedication at least. so... jolly ranchers is one word. jolly? it's a brand. it's a...
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what are you talking about? he had a tv show where he was a dick to his kids and that was the whole premise of the show. did that just happen in real life too or something? like he hit someone? yeah i feel like he hit somebody but i don't know so it's slander. no that's just what life is like as a parent sometimes you know? not everybody's buying oh happy sweet 16 jennifer here's your fucking third mercedes. ugh i wanted a sob you know like bernie mac? girls don't say that. he's been dealing with some real shit.
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and you guys don't have to tell me it was stupid damage. i know i shouldn't have died there. i'm not blaming the game. it was just unfortunate and frustrating because that was a really good run. love means never having to say you're sorry, nick. nick, are you sorry? no, i guess? nice. does that mean he is in love, ryan? yeah. i don't know what the implication is there, for sure. that movie's full of shit. the implication? you should still say sorry if you fucked up, man. yeah, the girls are gonna sleep with us because of the implication. okay, that's uh... i never watched the implication. is it good?
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it's just not lighting girls on fire. that's really the worst part of that world. they light everyone on fire in this stupid world. not a world fight in fires. how did that not kill you? you mad man. no, don't do it baseball man! we're all friends here, we're all friends. hahahaha! hahahaha, yes. oh, it's coming back! get it out of here! no! the borat and the butterfly.
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go for your dreams. i don't have that much damage. i mean, i have good damage, not even that great. yeah, don't put yourself down. you have great damage, snake. just three ipecacs with death sides and eight inch nails. good night. and keeper tears. do girls in canada wear yoga pants so tight everyone can see their vulva? first off, incredible grammatical restraints to say vulva instead of vulvas. that is actually very considered diction.
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right now at this second in my life. yeah, me too. can't stop. i'm not. can't stop mine. what's kate doing in your chat? she's just hanging out. so like, i could put my hair back in like a little bun thing. but all my friends are like, you look like a yoga instructor. yeah, definitely! if you say ask me anything about lululemon, i won't be able to tell you it. that's how you do it. are you just going after the girls with the pants then? are you doing the full well yeah, you just gotta go after the pants. you going full man bun?
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it's a mathis game, where you it's a fucking sexual slot machine. oogled anime girls and they take their clothes off if you get match 3 stuff. and mathis likes it? mathis is pretty much his isaac. that's kind of weird, isn't it? he made a t shirt about it. he did. really? that's undertale as fuck, for the record.
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