Quotes about “Get Rich or Die Trying”
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9047.760
we're back. bidiots! oh god, do i get to draw now? salutations, bidiots. welcome to the absurd art auction. rich is the most powerful art buyers. somehow, we were invited. that's nice. woot. please try not to break anything. before you get started, look at your device. yeah, i'm looking at it. okay, we have to draw something.
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yeah, there's no carry on luggage taken into the ocean with you. they say that specifically. yeah, they're like, hey, i don't care how much, like, people are like, well, i would do it if my passport was in there. you're gonna die for your passport! really? well, yeah, but it is like a pretty big inconvenience to have to get another one. you're gonna die! you might cost the life of someone else too, which might even be worse. that's so true! as people just like don't give a shit about that at all. someone trying to assist you and save your life and then both of you end up dying, that would be worse.
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the laser is... wait, what happened to your nuke? don't worry about it. did it explode? it's probably gone. you shot it at something. nukes are as nukes do. oh man, i was gonna... i had a good plan for that laser until you... you needed the shield, didn't you? uh, i needed this shield, you were correct. mess the shield up. alright, i'm probably just gonna die. i'm not sure yet. it is possible though. trying to send your thing straight down to hell where it belongs, but... that hurt quite a lot.
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i don't really have much else to do besides stalk twitter with 15,000 people in here like just chillin trying to get this stuff done and figure it out and tyrone will jump on call every now and then to troll us a little bit more. that was like fun. oh no, i'm gonna die on this. i also am gonna die. i really should not die because it's actually quite great, but i'm gonna die. okay guys, just accept death. i have many times.
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i thought i finished greed mode with isaac, apparently not. so i think this tier, like the diamond tiers, also heals you every single room when it ends. or maybe it only heals you when you go inside of an angel room or something? there's some weird stuff going on, i guess is what i'm trying to say. i'm near death, and then i almost die, and then i come back and i'm not dead anymore. i'm at full hp. i have no clue.
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i guess i'm on fire now too. jump on the water? what's the water? the water's how you die. he's trying to trick you right now. this is basically just sumo wrestling. but with like mexican flair for something. oh get over here! oh he's got big arms! daddy wants a hug, fox. oh what? oh what is this stuff? self destructed. daddy wants your long leg. daddy wants you for three minutes. three minutes of playtime. alright that was... that was scary.
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that's a lot of dresses. she was a bridesmaid 27 times. but instead of thinking her life was rich because of her bounty of people who considered her a great friend, she was very sad because she got no one to stick it to her on a regular basis. the devil deal item that looks like a stomach, that's a cambion conception, right? yeah, it's uh that gives you a random chance to get a friend sometimes? yeah, i think it's actually okay.
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there's a lot of fire. die birdman! i think this map wanted to be my chaos map but it didn't quite have the teleporters worked out yet. josh, fix chat you nerd. and next tyranny. oh yeah look at that, that's weird. are we synced up? yeah we are. oh you're trying to mess with me! oh no! wiggly wiggly wiggly wiggly wiggly wiggly wiggly wiggly.
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yeah, i don't know where it is actually. what i'm wary of is the chair pre picking of like, well that's why i never kill the shopkeeper. that's where i was going with that, but you didn't follow that train of thought. i know that's where you were going because of what you were trying to make me say there, but uh... shopkeeper. you gotta accept the variance, you know? 9 times out of 10, it's gonna enable you to have a great run. one time out of 10, maybe you fuck it up and die.
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not cool. dude, like i don't want to be an asshole, but i don't want to do that could you just like i'll i'll pay the difference that doesn't bother me but i really don't want to do what you're asking me to do here mm hmm. i think that makes you an asshole it's just like they're kind of putting it on you trying to kind of putting it in me as far as i am certain yeah, sticky sack all right. i guess i just got to go i may he'd die on the hush fight. oh
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do you say bloody french fries? yeah, blood of the martyr, bloody french fries. i thought that was like the ketchup. you were a big ketchup man. i don't think i would slather them to that degree that it would look like a massacre on my fries. i can see why some might. take both or no balls. well i was considering it but i also thought there was like a 50% chance i would die forever so i chose not to. you're just trying to take your balls all the damn time. everyone wants to take my balls man. just give them. once they have them they won't know what to do with them.
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except it's gonna like, you know, run out of water soon, so maybe this is not the time to buy in. i'm gonna be there on thursday. make sure to bring a couple liters of water. you have to now or they won't let you into the state. gotta bring more than you take away. we joke about it, but seriously, it's gonna be a real problem. like millions of people are gonna be displaced. and yet rich people still get to water their lawns. i mean, what's california without lawns, let's be honest here?
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we don't fuck around with the quadratic equation anymore. think i need to figure out what a conternian is? i don't think so. conternian? what do you call it? i don't even know what you're trying to say! you know, like a quaternian. i don't think i got to that level of math if that's a math term. you know, it's a qua qua quaternian. what? it's a qua quaternarian. are you trying to say centurion? i don't really know what i'm talking about, to be honest with you. man, i'm like straight up gonna die on level one.
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