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Team Unity Plays - NHL 18 - Episode 11

Northernlion Sat Jul 14 Watch on YouTube ↗

182.78 you're the monkey in the middle. but you want to be close to one of the guys. you don't actually want to be in the middle. these guys are playing legit hockey. they're taking low percentage shots trying to get the rebound. i'll be very quick to pass this ball game. trying to pass it. watch the point, dan. see that guy? he's waiting up there for the one timer. yeah. looks like he was counting grandma's cookies instead of playing ball. Search ↗
224.28 whoa nice nice nice nice save like i don't that's a guaranteed goal. oh, you can barely see the net yeah, they i think they did that on purpose. let that rip kid that they have painted them white. i think they're trying to mess with us so we got some high quality looks nice get that out of here. all right, boys. oh Search ↗
258.38 oh look at that, we scrambled their brains a little. yeah they didn't expect that. run our sets? look at that, just you what are they gonna do? i'm a little mad. see how he came after you? i'm a little upset. i just wanted to see what they were gonna do, now we know what they're gonna do. one time me, one time me daddy. no. no, you just got the block. no! alright there you go, there you go, yep. go that way. nice pass, dan, get ready. get ready, one time, one time. let it rip kid. Search ↗
302.48 i'm just trying to just trying to get it to get us in a position and play some ball here right oh, thank you. thank you. nice shot. nice shot. not bad. not bad. we took team russia to zero zero. let's go that was far and away the best defensive period we've ever had by about a factor of five i saw shot blocks and interceptions and just overall the most important thing was our positioning. yeah, i Search ↗
335.78 well all of our youtube channels are on the line. that's the asterisk, it wasn't just the hands. no, we're on the big stage, you gotta play up, the lights are spitting line. do we get their youtube channels if we... you never know, it could be ubor, hax, or nova on the other team. Search ↗
374.36 i would say i would guess it's probably like 30, 70 percent time. that seems fair. but honestly, they're playing like super close to the net, which means we have space to work with. so we don't need to take low percentage chances from the outside as much. we can try to like, you know, move around, get into a better position. the thing i like about playing a team like this that are also playing legit hockey is it kind of makes it a little more predictable in a way. Search ↗
401.70 sorry, i thought you kept going. it's like when we play those wild dudes that are doing all these crazy dekes and waiting to get in the zone. it's like you don't know what they're doing. nice! you got it, melfie. ooh! i believed in the melf. i tried for the upper decker left. oh, there's a goal. oh. that's cool. alright, i'm gonna tie him up. okay. i'm coming in and try to dink it out to melfie. yeah, i'm gonna stay near the blue. there it is. let that puppy fly. Search ↗
470.90 oh, i like it. we're getting some good shots, you know, we just keep this up one of them's gonna go in tie up again okay, i'm gonna get it dink it to you mouth. yeah. oh let that fly. oh it's okay. oh nice oh look at eyebrow this man. he's like my gloves broken. oh Search ↗
539.28 i can get by with it. you like normal like hellman's mayo too? nah, i'm not a big mayo guy. what's the deal with this? dude, i gotta do a poll that remind me after this. i feel like i'm one of the few people that digs both. it's an extremely polarizing thing and i don't know why. oh, that's all my bad. alright, so i'm just gonna lay this out there. if you want me to be dialed, Search ↗
922.34 noooooo! let me get back on d. let me get back on d. i'm gonna catch and carry her. hang tight. take it back. we're gonna run our sets here. take it back. yeah, you can go behind the net. there's nothing wrong with that. oh! we got him, raddle, boys. oh, there's only seven minutes left. we gotta take away all their opportunities. yep, yep. just play, play. good, clean, safety. get in the lanes, boys. exactly. brian's got that. i can't believe i got it out. Search ↗
965.80 carry that. oh, i tried it again. i got greedy. all right, we gotta get hustle back. hustle back. hustle back. no, the leather. okay, okay. slow it down. slow it down. that's a penalty shot. you know what's coming. put the icing on the cake here. no pressure. i got ice in my veins right now. it looks like i tackled you. Search ↗
1035.16 the comments are unsettled right now. they can feel the biggest victory. but don't get too far ahead of ourselves. nice, dan. nice, dan. gotta get back. oh no! oh, i almost took a penalty. oh! i'm just gonna skate it behind the net and then give it to my boy red. oh, that was... i thought about bming and just cutting the time. Search ↗
1099.28 oh, that's icy. that's actually really bad. i was trying to leave the biscuit to the mask. i'm tired. just tie him up and if you get the puck chunk it away. okay. i think i might just lay down in front of the neck. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. i won't. i won't. he's tied him. no, let's go. let's go. they said it couldn't be done. Search ↗
1132.08 all i gotta say is dan you're really lucky. that's not off but i push all the single chip in. chip in a chair it's a risky maneuver. what a win dude. we get to stay in the div now. Search ↗
1171.64 like most of the time that was pretty solid. would you guys unlock some new customization for your character? if i... i'm trying to get to 12. 12 i get... yeah, i'll unlock the sherwood! let's go! Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 66 [Lactose Intolerant]

Northernlion Thu Nov 20 Watch on YouTube ↗

71.42 that might allow us to get carried through like the early game here. i mean, a bomb for a spirit heart is an okay trade, as long as we can just leverage oh, soy milk is such a fucking nightmare. i'm glad i took it, because it's ridiculous, but uh... this is gonna make it interesting. you can get carried by soy milk. i've seen it happen! i've heard the legends from beyond the hinterlands! Search ↗
180.26 i was actually hoping that it would be explosive diarrhea for the boss fight, but whatever. we're gonna save our key and go down to the next floor. i didn't use it for the boss fight, obviously. you know, i'm a little foggy sometimes, a little out of my element before my morning coffee, but after i have one morning coffee, i'm good, man. i don't even get... Search ↗
198.90 you know this the stereotypical like if someone goes gets incredibly hyper in a movie they're like how many cups of coffee you had no just 18. no big deal i don't really get like that even though i did just do that impression and find myself slightly breathless slightly breathless right now i like it. i got a good sweet spot for it you know the same people when it comes to when it comes to beer as well. you know one beer feeling good two beers i'm gonna throw up Search ↗
235.78 define myself by one core value in rebirth. it's i you know i don't give a shit basically whatever item you want to give me i'll try to build a run around it. we'll try to have some fun i know there's a tinted rock there by the way soy milk sure let's give it a shot you know i don't hold high hopes for this and unless we get some kind of like prop ptosis or something like that i don't really know because damage upgrades are much less damaging unfortunately with soy milk Search ↗
261.38 i mean as you can see we have to hit a spider like seven times to kill it. this is fucking nightmarish, but we can just get through there maybe and do some damage to this spider we can live in peace and harmony the thing is we do we you know it's like an smg or a fucking you know gatling gun or something here when we actually hit an enemy we do a crazy amount of damage please tell me by the way. we're not fighting the haunts ooh interesting Search ↗
579.34 second secret room here? little scary to look. i don't know if it's mega satan or if it's another new boss altogether. i have no effin idea, mate. what if we use dad's key here? i was seeing if that would actually open the golden chest in that other lock as well. we'll totally buy the compass here. but yeah, i'm getting a little breathless here. hopefully you understand what i mean. is it the same as the secret that you get for opening that door in the chest? or sorry, in the dark room? that was so bad. Search ↗
626.92 blow up the tnt. thank you. this is like my ideal ipecac run. i know there's occasionally like good runs with ipecac where you'll get like... ooh, wow, that was dangerous. you'll get like really slow rate of fire, but really high damage ipecac shots. fudge that man, this is where the money is right here. this is just ridiculous. and i, you know, i'm ex especially happy about it because i know that it's pretty unlikely that i'll ever have another run that's like this. Search ↗
654.32 plus, i should point out by the way, petrified, or not petrified, but lucky rock, kind of the same effect as petrified poop just in a different area, is a really, really good synergy for us. i mean it's pretty obvious, it gives us the opportunity to get a ton more money from rocks that were gonna be exploding all the time anyway. but yeah, this is a ridiculous run. more damage would be nice, but really what i would love to have here is like spoonbender. spoonbender to make it so our ipecac shots actually landed. Search ↗
685.78 more frequently at least. unfortunately this is one of our tricky rooms here. we just gotta make sure that we get as far away as possible before we launch our series, varage. that didn't really work. i tried though. Search ↗
700.84 alright, so here comes a shower of cash. we actually oh, you know what we did? we created a bridge, somehow, for that chest to get out. i have never seen that before. then our bombs pushed the chest out. this is... this is hilarious. i'm loving it. uh, oh my god, i thought i'd stranded myself in the middle of that there for a second. even more money. so we should have a lot to buy and a lot to donate on this run, that's for sure. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! close. Search ↗
854.60 oh, it's the perfect boss. oh, i'm loving it. he's trapped in the corner. what the fuck do i do? you see that little head shake he was throwing out there? that was awesome. sure, old bandage is fine. every time we hit ourselves accidentally like an idiot, we'll have a chance to not suffer completely for it. oh, sweet bad trip pill. that was a really good deal with the devil. followed it up with a tears upgrade at least. eh, it's fine. okay, down to the next floor. so i believe that using dad's key is the way that if you don't take the deals with the angel, you can still get that special boss. Search ↗
889.82 i kind of just want to bank the lamb kill, but this is a special run. we have a lot of damage and dad's key. it kind of seems like it would be a damn shame if i didn't actually, you know, rise to the challenge, right? rise from hook wave. didn't even have to talk about bombs here. we'll take piggy bank because we're gonna get a lot of money back from this, and we'll take bombs purse as well? fuck it, maybe we'll take this as well. it's a health upgrade. you think i remembered that shit? fudge no, i just got lucky. Search ↗
917.10 give it three cents now just to see if there's a donation milestone close by. i didn't think that 450 would be a milestone, but hey. it was worth a crack, i think. now, we should, just in case money equals power shows up, and for the fact that we can get sweet tarot cards like this joker right here, we totally should be blowing up all these rocks. it's a hard habit to get into, but the good news is we're doing it kind of accidentally. this is ridiculous. Search ↗
948.70 alright, mask of infamy, you're like my ideal boss fight because not only do i get to kick the shit out of you, but normally you're a pain in my butthole. so it's like i get extra bragging points as a result. bragging points? you gotta have bragging rights brownie points. you can't have it both ways here. oh, it's beautiful. it's beautiful. this guy is so fucking confused. what the hell does this asshole have going on here? he's shooting these super tiny explosions at me. alright, tears upgrade. i love it. umm... Search ↗
1049.98 if you said runs, that would be different. that would be like a song about kfc's extra crispy. i forgot that we could extinguish these. i rarely do extinguish them because i don't want to get close to them, but hey, worked out well for us there. we'll just hang back pretty much as far as we can and hope that we kind of take care of it. you know what would be the best on this? is rubber cement. i'd like the best... well pyromaniac would obviously be the best. is that triple shot? oh, i'm so fucking happy. Search ↗
1079.24 this is so good, i'm loving it. it lowers our rate of fire a little bit, but it's still gonna be so fast thanks to soy milk. get it done, oh it's so good. the barrage just keeps coming. da da da da da da da da da da. boom, boom, yeah it was closer maybe. oh this is fun, we have fun here sometimes. there we go, oh my god the money is out of control. i would have, but i didn't have any money. oh well, you're still alive? that was unexpected. Search ↗
1117.00 we can get to like 99 cents every floor. that's the silliest shit i've ever heard in isaac. hmm. i realize, by the way, that i kind of sound like an asshole when a dude sends me a free game on steam and i'm like, definitely don't do that! but, you know, it is affecting the framerate. but i feel bad now. my righteous anger has now faded in way of my canadian kind of politeness, and i'm like, oh, that probably makes someone feel like a piece of shit. so i'm sorry for that. that's my bad. Search ↗
1194.18 by dipsy doodling around here, i might have cost myself a chance in the boss rush room, which i really want to do. i really want to get to that boss rush room. so you know what i'm thinking? we got the compass. let's bum rush our way to the boss. we've already been in that devil room. fight the boss, go into boss rush mode. if there's a good item, we take it, then we joker card out. then when we leave, we'll be entered back into the boss room, and we can just leave. so guppy's tale is fine. i'm happy to have it. we do have dad's key. Search ↗
1245.72 joker and two of hearts. so i used two of hearts for no reason. what do we have over here? oh, it's i exploded it. okay, lots of tarot cards. i'm just gonna stick with the joker card and not let myself get bogged down in the cards that we just unlocked because i kind of feel i should just you know stay on my mission here. this is absurd. i long for the parasite and rubber cement. you know what, judgment's great as well, but you gotta move on. we only got two minutes left here. there's an enemy left? oh. Search ↗
1388.38 but i don't want bot i'm just gonna take poison touch. that's so lame, but like... i'm gonna take it and then bounce out of them. maybe we'll get like krampus' head here. we can't afford to get rid of dan's key at this point. because i've chosen to go for the easy lamb kill. i didn't really think about it, but i remembered that i've already fought mega satan. you can't kind of conquer two birds with one stone here. oh, now we can't leave. right. should have thought about that. not that big of a problem though. i think we're pretty much set for life here. Search ↗
1416.44 now with the compass, let's just plan out where we want to go. it'll be up, should be fairly easy. ooh, it's worth it. potentially at least. it's worth a try. so i feel bad for taking poison touch, but i was pretty confident that i was gonna fuck my run up with anything else. i was pretty close to picking up anti gravity tiers. but i realized, like, i don't think i really want to have a wall of explosive tiers on this run. part of the purpose of this run is just to get myself out of that funk that i found myself in lately. Search ↗
1448.42 so to throw it all away on a boss rush room that was optional to begin with seems real silly. okay, let's keep it moving here. this scares me. tell you what, for enemies that are kind of annoying, we got what we need here. thank you for the spirit heart. there is still a real chance of my own destruction here. how does it happen? well, we just don't get very much hp back. if i could pick up something like abaddon, i would be over the fucking moon right now. can we just like... Search ↗
1490.06 i think i poisoned him with poison touch despite not even like taking damage against him can we just walk into him then directly we totally can all right well poison touch will take care of him eventually i think took a little bit longer than i'd like to admit, but hey i really should have donated some more money is my main my main complaint about it what has happened to us on that last floor but it really wasn't worth it to sacrifice all that i sacrificed just to get poison touch, but whatever here. we are oh Search ↗
1545.98 what's our other pill here? do we know? health up? oh my god. yeah, we'll take magic mushroom and we get both of them. okay, magic mushroom and wire coat hanger. i think i'll take both then and also a full health pill effectively. so now we have all stats up and we got like 2 hp in the process as well. 3 hp! blue cap gave us hp. see what we got in here. blue cap gave us hp, magic mush gave us hp, and we got an hp upgrade pill. that feels pretty good. bob's rotten head is not worth Search ↗
1612.32 i don't mind, i don't mind. especially cuz. no spirit arts out of that? that's a surprise to me. but oh baby, we're headed down this way anyway, so why not? that makes things easy. and we still have this full health pill. i'm gonna try up. that's our second secret room, which means... oh, what? which means that we're not really desiring to be here. that's okay, we'll see what we get for killing him. which shouldn't be too hard. oh, it's a fucking nightmare, man! Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 197 [Two Princes]

Northernlion Sat Jan 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

44.86 trademark northernlion luck quote unquote quote unquote. however, you don't have to be intellectually dishonest about it. oh, northernlion's complaining about his lack of damage when he gets a magic mushroom. i got it 98% of the way through the ride. if you get it on the first item room, yes. you know, you can be like, look at this motherfucker getting carried. if you have to survive, that was not very smart of me, you have to survive the whole freaking game and then you get it at the end, that's a little bit different i would say. Search ↗
70.66 could use the tower card to try to find the secret room, but i would rather just, you know, preserve our half heart here. hopefully not too worried about a deal with the devil, just, you know, we're on the cellar so we could fight a semi difficult boss, and if we fight a semi difficult boss, i hate this. yep. if we fight a semi difficult boss, i would love the opportunity to not get straight up killed in the process. okay, let's see who we're going up against here. it is the haunt. we were gonna use book of belial either way, but now it's Search ↗
99.74 you know, absolutely definite. we're two shotting these guys. thank you, blood of the martyr and book of belial. now, what we gotta do is not take very much damage against this guy down here at the back half. we're already like a third of the way through the fight, if not more. so, i appreciate this. very easy, uh, haunt fight, actually. and we'll get jesus juice for some more damage. we're gonna keep exploring for now. Search ↗
120.00 boss rush should not be an issue on a judas run where we picked up a damage upgrade on our first floor. we're gonna get a deal with the devil, and i'm gonna take these deals with the devil. we, as far as i know... half price redheart. Search ↗
132.14 alright, as far as i know there's no way for us to get a deal with the angel as judas with book of belial so i'm not going to throw away book of belial. i'm going to, you know, number one allegiance to the streak if we get some of those new items, awesome. i'll pick up anything new in boss rush that i find. you have my word on that even if it ends up being shitty. but sure, we're just going to stick to this for now. i'm just happy that we're actually dealing enough damage to kill enemies. Search ↗
156.30 quickly whereas you know these guys are taking us like two full monster as lung shots and in the past which is just ridiculous i'd like some bombs as well. i'm not performing super well here i mean there is always the chance that i just walk into one of these fires or walk on spikes or something get myself killed the hope is that that does not happen though. oh Search ↗
252.88 i actually might come from poker now that i think about it, but it's like you know you're tilting like a ship you know you're sinking you're you're lilting for a bomb we could get the deck of cards which i think would be good and the thing is tilting you always think that you know it means playing emotionally instead of playing logically you always think that it's gonna make you play better in the moment like it's gonna give you some extra fire you're gonna become like michael jordan or something like that and Search ↗
273.48 nah, dog. you're a sinking ship, you don't even know it. so we're just gonna play logically and the best thing we can do, you know, the streak is already, i can't really call it hashtag the streak anymore, the streak is behind us and that run where we got so many good items right off the bat is behind us. nobody's sadder about the fact that i don't get to play that run than me, believe you me. but all we can really do is try to make it better from this point onwards, right? i don't like to dwell on the past, prefer to just, you know, truck ahead for the future here and see what we can do. it's my philosophy on life. Search ↗
303.02 largely my philosophy on life is actually just eat pray love. that's the way i've chosen to live my life here, and it's worked out pretty well so far. that's not the way dad did it. that's not the way america does it. and it's worked out pretty well so far. we need to get that bomb so we can get the deck of tarot cards. oh, it's gonna be ignored in the line. it's gonna give up the poop for deck of tarot cards. you bet your left ass cheek and other parts of your gastrointestinal tract that i am. poop is not very good. Search ↗
334.60 that's not very good either. deck of cards is not necessarily a game winning item by any stretch of the imagination, but i think deck of cards is acceptably good. should probably stop wasting my bullets on these nubs if i just stand relatively close to them. we can pretty reliably get the widow to kill them and then all i have to worry about are these bullshit spiders that hunt you down. alright, so you should be quite nearly dead. there we go. Search ↗
358.82 not good damage, but if we get, you know, an okay, very, very bad damage. starting to feel like i have been preordained to lose on this run by my own ineptitude. we got half the spirit heart loss net, which is not so bad, i guess all things considered. the real problem is that you want to make sure you can have enough spirit hearts to get a deal with the devil. we don't have that yet. Search ↗
520.22 i'm not in a rush for real platinum god. justice is good. that golden key is great as well. pick that up right away. get a strength card. ah, the body! so that's spirit art upgrades. we've already had that unfortunately. but it's a great item for us. one of the few items that kinda just saves us from our own prison here. and with golden keys we can walk in here. i don't know what a 2 room does. maybe rerolls all of our item pedestals or something. definitely doesn't reroll everything on the ground. Search ↗
579.40 maybe the worst that it could possibly be as any character, but still pretty good. especially when i was, you know, running a genuine risk of death there for a while. now i should have a pretty good crack at getting a deal with the devil that actually works well for me. hoping that maybe we can access the, uh, well, we'll hopefully be able to get to the shop and get into the shop. we'll be able to pick up a spirit heart that'll give us an even better deal with the devil outlook. and hopefully we can bomb our way into our curse room as well. man, okay. i'm playing bad. Search ↗
606.16 step one acceptance except that you're playing bad there's no spirit heart in there except that you're playing bad, and we're going to try to work through it throw this temperance card down here we're gonna try to work through it get good items recover you know it's not a death sentence that we're playing badly should be able to bomb our way into this now, okay? okay, those pills could be great let's focus on the positive and we get a pretty good amount of consumables here not quite enough to allow us to buy an item from the shop a pretty good pill sucks, but Search ↗
642.04 i think that in like almost all ways that was actually still totally worth it. we did a strength card deal with the devil trade. i think we would end up getting ourselves killed. so i guess we're gonna have to hope for some hp. that's actually really... it's kind of embarrassing honestly. i'll just own up to it, you know? i'll give you my real emotions right now. i'm embarrassed that i've been hit like seven times on the first two floors here. a little bit of a... you know, a hangover from that past run. i might as well take this right away. get the lover's card. it's extremely worthwhile. Search ↗
674.08 now, i can feel my body is like, hey, use a bomb against monstro. that shouldn't be necessary. what we're hoping for here is either squeezy or an hp upgrade and then i... my fingers just used that. i didn't give them permission to do that, but i'm kind of glad they did. i guess it sped it up a little bit. again, the lover's card is not totally useless as blue baby if we get dark bomb. the real danger here is that we get a deal with the devil. can't take it because i've been an idiot and taken too much damage. as a result, we find ourselves unable to take a great item. Search ↗
705.90 there are some situations where we can still take an item. the pact, the mark, although it's a little riskier. ceremonial robes, we'll see. we got placenta, so we can take any deal now, if there was a deal, and then ceremonial robes, which we break even and get a damage upgrade, so... it's smart. plus we get a... yeah, we're just gonna go. it's been a very slow first couple of floors here. plus we get a blackheart replacement for our spirit hearts instead. Search ↗
816.72 we can still generate bombs on our own, not generate, but we can use bombs that we have. so that's why i think mr. boom is like, it gives, it provides a better service than you're able to provide for yourself, but you can still just throw bombs down and attack enemies. it's not like mr. boom gives you that ability, especially now that we have two of clubs, which we probably should have saved instead of just popping it right away. okay, i'll take that as a small victory. i was hoping to create a gap or create a bridge, i should say, blow up both larry juniors and get the mushroom. Search ↗
847.92 to pay out with the pill. instead what we got was the secret room and none of the above, but hey a bomb for a secret room is still a really good trade. and we're gonna get a spirit heart here. i do still want to create a bridge so we might as well try to blow him up here. who knows what kind of greatness we can get out of this one. two bombs, well there you go. we're gonna more than break even because we're gonna get the secret room and a spirit heart and we got two bombs back. kind of a long room. i am skeptical about our chances to do boss rush which is unfortunate because that's one of the most likely ways that i'm gonna find some of those new items i think. Search ↗
915.34 that is not our shop, that is our... that is just a wall right there. there is a spirit art for sale, i know there's bff as well, if i get the money i'll buy it. i don't think we need the battery just yet. we can use bombs to beat the boss, or if we get pageant boy we'll have enough to buy a bff. okay, this is good, this is good. the fallen is not necessarily an easy boss when you're not doing very much damage yourself. however, oh, i botched it so hard. at first i was like, oh, i'm only gonna hit one of them. and then i hit zero. and then i got hit myself. twice. Search ↗
947.84 almost three times, but i did drop a spirit art. thanks to gimpy. oh, i dropped two spirit arts that's the most exceptionally lucky outcome we could have had because now i still haven't as much hp as we had when i started i got a free deal with the devil item and i can take whatever deal with the devil items in here especially now that it's going to be either krampus's head or lump of coal and to be honest with you. i would probably take either i like to poopoo lump of coal or sorry i like to poopoo krampus's head a little bit now and it is possible that we can get better tarot cards but Search ↗
980.14 well, we're not gonna have to worry about that. we're gonna get to keep our tarot cards. bad gas for the lovers, you know, the odds of us getting dark bomber pretty low. let's head down. this run is starting to piece together something good, but there's no... there's no question i feel a little bit of haziness, a little bit of, uh... like this is not a very fantastic run... yet. mostly because of my own play, you know? the game has been... jesus. the game has been extremely generous to me. i, on the other hand, have, uh, have taken many of the game's generous gifts and just thrown them away. Search ↗
1013.88 maybe because i got, you know, too accustomed to that damage we were doing on that judas run where we lost right away. well, again, if you're gonna get bombs or key, one of the best ways to get it is in a situation where it actually has no impact, even though that sounds ridiculous. now we know that bombs or key is in our rotation and it didn't really cost us anything. in fact, it gave us one plus one key minus one bomb, which is usually the outcome that you want anyway. more keys, less bombs. thank god we got that two of clubs prior. alright, so our damage is acceptable for this stage of the game. Search ↗
1046.56 could be better. space bar item is acceptable. could be a lot better. in a way though i'm happy we didn't get krampus head. head of krampus. because i feel like that item has such like a baseline positive effect. i prefer to mix it up a little bit if it's possible, you know? get a little crazy with items that i don't normally have the opportunity to check out as much. Search ↗
1097.24 you're, maybe you're on some kind of healthy eating plan. but if you look at a whole year, i bet you probably had a chocolate bar you shouldn't have had over the course of this year. that's how i feel about gertie, you know? the pattern for fighting gertie is very easy, but if you fight gertie long enough, you're gonna get hit by a shot just out of laziness, lack of willpower, you know, to keep yourself disciplined. or occasionally, like, some really nasty kind of nubs showing up. but hey, we did it. we did get a deal with the devil, and we got rod and baby, which i am gonna pick up. Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH - Let's Play - Episode 437 [Ordered]

Northernlion Tue Aug 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.20 hey everybody, welcome back to northernlionplace, the fighting of isaac after birth. i was gonna say rebirth, where's that muscle memory coming from? hopefully from the same place that allowed me to get that 100 plus streak. ooh, tlps za qw, seems like decent damage, rate of fire. Search ↗
70.54 okay, well we will be able to shoot our way in to get that redheart which i think is important. i really just wanted to come back and get this... this guy's gotta be gone, yeah. i had to come back and get this item room of course before we fought the boss just in case we end up fighting ragman or something like that. i'm not trying to say this room is like particularly difficult necessarily but... Search ↗
240.50 but, you know, it's more like a frankenstein's monster light because it wasn't actually created by dr. frankenstein. anyway, let's get the hell out of here. we got a torn photo. um, well, you know what? let's not get the hell out of here. we have three bombs, so we should probably make an effort to... Search ↗
259.06 get a secret room if possible and actually it would be fairly easy for us to get over five cents but i don't know if we have any red hearts. we conceivably could have some red hearts. that's not it's certainly not out of the question we could have like one spirit art one red heart. we could have three spirit arts we could have three spirit arts a couple or three spirit arts a couple red hearts, but i don't know let's just get the hell out of here now. yeah, i'm content to go. Search ↗
343.88 two poops next to one another. one spirit heart, one dime. this is actually... i mean, i don't know if lucky toe has anything to do with this. that's a pretty exceptional degree of luck to get there. that is unprecedented on the reward side. and honestly, it doesn't take very much to tip a possible loss into a victory. Search ↗
368.74 you know what? i think we owe it to ourselves to try to go a little deeper than just a luck upgrade here. sure, game kid's probably more useful, so we'll take that for now and reroll the other one. mom's wig, i think we can go a little harder here. book of shadows, i think is more useful, and i will start spending money here. unicorn horn is not more useful. and we got lifesteal in the end. so, i actually wish that we'd gone with the luck foot, and i kinda thought that maybe that situation would end up happening. but we did get, um... Search ↗
432.52 pretty ridiculous. i was thinking that might be the second secret room. maybe lucky toe? well, let's try him. speed up is great. pretty fly is great. maybe lucky toe does give you the chance to get three consumables out of tinted rocks, because that time we definitely got two spirit arts and a bomb. a question mark card. actually not very useful for us here, unfortunately. Search ↗
460.96 but we do have blank rune, and i'm just saving it. you know, i figure you might as well use it maybe to per throw something, but i can't say for certain if that's actually meaningful. i totally forgot we have the virus, so we actually should walk into enemies and try to poison them, as long as we have book of shadows at least, and try to get some demon hearts out of it. and there's a demon heart that we got right there, so that's lovely. the stars... Search ↗
534.84 we got a lemon party and then we're just gonna bounce. so that was well worth it for the pretty fly. uh, the d10. this is one of those items that i still don't understand fully. like i don't really get where it fits. so, hp wise we're a little bit off on this run, but i don't think it's gonna last very long. sure. why not? um, when i say a little off... oooookay, we're still safe. ahh, we're not safe anymore. uh, what i mean is that, um... Search ↗
596.16 the virus that generates more spirit arts because we can i mean now the metaphor kind of falls apart because now we're like some kind of killer that goes around murdering our family members in order to you know get more inheritances. that's not really like the the kind of culture that i'm trying to propagate here but it does kind of fit with the metaphor. i suppose in the end okay, so please just get poisoned and then die and give me a Search ↗
620.48 the demon hearts that i desire. it doesn't have to give me very many for it to be useful enough to give us a good chance at winning. and you know what? this is a pretty good run for a deal with the angel chance, i think. kind of feel like this has to be our second secret room. and we don't have special bombs, so let's just go fight the husk. i'm kind of hoping with two bombs left we get a deal with the angel and then... Search ↗
816.12 you got kicked out of the film industry, all you can do now is make television, nobody will ever give you a multi million dollar budget to work on a film again. we're really like that's being reversed now. well not reversed necessarily like film is illegitimate, i'm not trying to get into that but bombs are key is fine. i'm not sure what blank rune actually gave me there. Search ↗
866.48 entertainment or complain about you know netflix raising its prices i mean i get that and when anything raises its prices nobody that is just a consumer is gonna go out there and be like yeah raise your prices hilariously on youtube, and i'm not saying you should be ashamed of yourself but if i was like starting tomorrow isaac episodes are gonna be a dollar each there is a certain kid i would never do this by the way Search ↗
889.22 indeed like i recognize you're cutting off the the head of the the community when you do stuff like that but and not to mention if the the negative press i would get for being putting these isaac episodes on something like youtube red, but anyway magic mush is great here there would be a certain contingent of people that are like man's gotta eat. i'm for it you know you should charge $10 per episode, and i love you guys thank you very much for that, but also you should change your opinion on that oh Search ↗
1064.98 you know, this is the world that we used to live in. so whenever i... in canada, we get a lot of complaining, and some of it is valid from people that are like, american netflix is better. and it's the dang truth. american netflix is a lot better. whenever it's... you're gonna find this funny, but when kate and i are in the us, we'll be like, what should we do tonight? and if we're not going out, i think we will take a paperclip. then, sometimes we just remember, oh shit. Search ↗
1119.54 we've come a long way. it's much better this way, the amount of content you guys are, and myself included, because i'm not yet a walking corpse, believe it or not. it's amazing. i just think you should, you know, should be more appreciative of it. if you had told people in 1995, i recognize we're getting into get off my lawn territory or like back in my day blah blah blah sort of territory, but Search ↗
1288.66 who a little closer comfort, but that's okay we got a very good chance of being able to make it out of boss rush as long as we get into the boss fight i mean, i wish we had an orbital to make it easier but i was gonna say as long as we get into the boss fight with like 45 seconds to go we should be fine and it appears that will be the case here perfect timing there Search ↗
1309.94 shows incorrectly holy light really amps up the speed at which we can get through this stuff especially when we hit the the segments that come out of the wall just makes life that much easier we didn't even need 45 seconds. we need to like Search ↗
1323.12 maybe 15. grab this, get the polaroid. the wafer is basically gg. if you were holding out hope that we were going to throw this run and just ruin it, you should tune into the next episode. but before you go, make sure to click the like button. it helps out a great deal. and of course subscribe if you want to see more in the future. but sincerely, we have too much going for us from a defensive standpoint to be stopped, i think, at this point. probably, probably. we'll see though. probably it doesn't feel like a hush run. Search ↗
1392.72 in order to get i only remember things in tweet form that's the true you know dystopian nature of our present societies i only remember things that there are 140 characters or less, but we have poison bombs we have the virus and we have common colds. we got a lot of different poisons going for us does the virus allow us Search ↗
1412.04 and we have bob's brain. but does the virus allow us to get demon hearts from any source of poison? or does it actually have to be, um... just the poison that we get for running into an enemy? because if so, we should really run into enemies. oh, you know what? maybe the virus also works ladenly. like, if we infect them with the virus, then if they die at any point in the future, they can give us a demon heart. i'm just not sure about the... the intricacies of the virus, i suppose. Search ↗
1442.20 either way, it's keeping us at full hp here, which is nice, but i'm gonna be real with you. there's no way we need 17 keys. so i'm not going back for that other key, or that one for that matter. you might say, why not? why not? we have the lockpick. i actually can't think of a conceivable situation in which we could spend 17 keys. the most likely one, i don't know how we didn't get hit there, definitely go halo. the most likely scenario, good breath of life, is that we would Search ↗
1476.20 use a different trinket so we get rid of this and then we get like 20 golden chests, and i guess then i'll be pissed. anyway, we're gonna head down to the next floor here. i think we're probably gonna do this one, but we'll see what curse it is. curse of darkness is a curse that's okay to handle. like i'm not pissed off about having to handle curse of darkness. and we probably won't do hush just because our run is not necessarily hush suited, which is basically my way of saying i don't think the damage is good enough, but Search ↗
1508.24 surely we could get more items down there. it's not it's not an unviable strategy as long as we can win but i'm more interested right now in in doing the mega satan fight and doing one may preclude us from doing the other one depending on how our hp shakes out over the course of it, but this is looking real likely to be winning 35 34 it's somewhere in there Search ↗
1540.58 yera, i forgot we had deep pockets. you know what? i'm gonna take the damage. i think that's fine. we got hearts back there we can grab and we can probably get more in the future as well. you know what? we could come across eight double key rooms. that is a theoretical possibility. we could come across a bunch of locks. i guess that's the other way that we could find ourselves in a bit of a shitty situation there. ooh, here we go. back to full hp very quickly. wow! thank god i didn't use the emperor on this floor. i didn't realize how close we were to the boss fight. Search ↗

The Actual Greatest Start Ever ｜ Repentance on Stream (Episode 251)

Northernlion Wed Sep 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

153.82 i mean we don't even have to get the boss rush, we have to get the delirium, but i think we're gonna get there. i wouldn't worry too much about it. i'm just gonna fish for the quarter for a bit. we'll probably do boss rush. nothing down there. i mean you gotta acknowledge like there's people like back seeding this run right now. like that's where you got a problem. you know what they say in crazy town's butterfly? too much is never enough. Search ↗
232.18 and i already know my demographic is gonna agree with me on this one for the most part. so i feel weird bringing it up because people are gonna be like, what the heck? but the tweet that kicked it off and it had like 75,000 likes was like, why do so many people back into parking spots? like there's literally no point, okay, we get it, you can drive well, congratulations. Search ↗
284.94 the number of truly insane people who were like, every time i'm in a parking lot, the person in front of me throws on their signal light to turn right into a spot and then they drive past the spot a little bit. and because i have no critical thinking, i get an inch away from their bumper because that's how i drive at all times. Search ↗
306.36 then they throw on the lights to put it in reverse and i'm like, booooo, what do i do? it pisses me off so much. this is like, it's crazy man. the amount of people who are like, i get so pissed off in a parking lot when somebody pulls past the spot and then throws it in reverse and i'm like, yeah, give them some space, dumbass. Search ↗
642.96 if you drive in real life as if every day was your driving test, you're not fit to be on the road. every time you... okay, i'll go get it. hold on, pause me for a second, chad. just hit the pause button. i don't want to break the conversational momentum. all right, i'm back. here we are, here we are. yeah, i mean, i think like every day Search ↗
746.98 while driving, i am forced is not the literally correct word here, but i am forced to make a decision that would probably get you failed on your driving test. like you, you'll be stuck at like a yield sign for like 25 minutes if you don't take a bit of a questionable like right turn into traffic to get yourself on your way. that's basically Search ↗
891.60 and then place the groceries into your trunk and then you close the trunk and get in your driver's side door and then drive away. okay, real answer though. what are you talking about? do you drive one of those trucks that it has like a hinge on the back and then it opens like a four foot door swinging out? it's just a little thing. it goes, you slide your groceries in that and then you pull away. Search ↗
940.26 is everyone insane? dude, that's what i'm talking about. i, you know, don't get me wrong, i'm sure it's different in like, you know, certain other parts of the world. i live in a city that's pretty hard to drive in. and there's a lot of people on the road and places are very busy. parking spots are very tight and none of this like headcanon has ever happened to me in real life. Search ↗
969.68 i think some of you, maybe not all, but some of you are worried about like fantasy situations that have never come to pass in reality. or you're driving like a cement mixer to pick up your groceries, like i don't know. soul of cain always interesting. these are bad though. where else would i store them? i mean, i get you gotta keep it in the you gotta keep them moving. otherwise the ice cream will melt. i think if you use soul of cain in here, you actually like start the big crunch of the universe. Search ↗
1020.12 you can't fit a cart between the cars. i'm not, no, it's not gonna do anything for us here. okay, you know what? i'll give you that one, okay? if you take your cart out of the grocery store to your car and then have to squeeze it between two cars to get to the back, i can understand why you would pull in in that situation. what i do is because i live in a city where shopping carts are like, you know, a premium Search ↗
1047.24 experience. if you leave the grocery store with a shopping cart, the wheels magnetically lock. so i just when i get to the edge of the grocery store, i take all of my bags out and just man mode it back to my car with my arms, and then just load them into my trunk like that. cities lol. don't you don't want to start the rural versus city discussion. Search ↗
1271.32 namely, you know, they're like kind of cultural deserts where nothing goes on but like cities very expensive for sure and you're you're in the mix and you know when you're a very young adult being in the mix is kind of cool. it's kind of exciting. you know, it's it's a joy to live you get a little older there's sometimes where i'm like i Search ↗
1645.84 i mean, i'm not not pissed when it happens, but it's also just like i mean, what are you gonna do? right? like it's a different world in this city, man. i don't expect you guys to understand. it's different out here, man. you get caught sleeping out here, you might never wake up. you know what i mean? like sometimes i there's this japanese restaurant i really like. sometimes i'm like, oh, maybe i'll get some takeout from there for lunch. then i walk up there closed on tuesdays. Search ↗
1707.28 you might be able to get away with that stuff in like palm springs. and i don't think here they're gonna be like, i think they're gonna be like, okay sure, would you like to, would you like to make a case file number with us? and then you'll, if you have the, you know, you pick up on the non verbal signal, you're like, i guess not. if you identify them, you can leave rubbish on their doorstep. see this is when i say like, if it was, if in the suburbs, anyone who would like have their dog poop on their lawn, Search ↗
1894.94 that's actually the on okay now i'm mad like for the opposite reason like you have to like get a life not not you who said that but the people who instituted that policy like don't get me wrong if like a dog was like constantly pooping on my lawn i would be a little annoyed but like it's dog shit you just get over it's not like you're catching the zodiac killer or something and paw prints on file Search ↗
1959.16 like you don't want to like just call your grandkids or like read a book or something like that instead you're like i'm gonna find out whose dog is walking here when they're not so... what dog walked on my grass when they could have taken the path right next to me? like just get a life. and this is coming from the guy who's like when i ever see anybody Search ↗
1987.96 like breaking social etiquette in public, i talk about it on stream for like 45 minutes. you still gotta like, you know, figure out how much of your mental, you know, energy and well being you're gonna dedicate to like literally a piece of dog excrement on the ground. like either get a real problem or just frick off and enjoy what's supposed to be like the Search ↗
2126.78 33 acres of sunshine bottle cap onto his patio just to get under his skin a little bit. and then three weeks later, i'm gonna leave a tim hortons bag in a planter at the front of the property and you're just like, you know, you gotta acknowledge that it's just insane. but i think i've gotten good Search ↗
2211.36 i, well, i did just get .15 stat increase. tears increase, i should say. oh, prayer card! that might block a hit. i just blocked a hit. 8 8 8. anyway, i'm just saying, like, maybe actually the suburbs suck. you have to forgive me, by the way. i'm sure you got annoyed with what i said if, like, you live in a rural area. Search ↗
2302.40 the house one always get like the housing prices is totally fucked. don't get me wrong. so i don't say this out of a sense of like, you know, screw you got mine. but whenever they talk about like, you know, home prices being insane. Search ↗
2387.26 three more hits and he would have been dead. if i had wheels, i'd be a bicycle. they pay more to live in a city where people poop on the street. and then when they sell their house that they pay more for, they get more for it than the person who's selling their house where people don't poop on the street because the street is made of gravel. it's whatever you pay is also proportional to what you get for it when you sell it. Search ↗

Design The Perfect Subway Station - STATIONflow (Northernlion Tries)

Northernlion Thu Apr 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

94.44 items will need to be plotted before they can be constructed. you can take an item from the menu and place it into the world, then adjust it until you receive or achieve your desired placement. okay, i would like to take a path tool, please. we will perhaps grab this, for example, or click on this corridor or signpost. we will take corridor and we will rotate that. hold on. give me one moment on this one. we're going to get there. i want to build a corridor. Search ↗
127.04 from here to here, but i want to rotate it afterwards. oh, okay, hold on. hold the front door. what on earth have i done? also, cattail incoming. hello tomo, would you like to leave? you spent all that time trying to get there. here's what i'm thinking. grab the corridor, place it. just want to see, okay, okay, i'm understanding. so we can transform it like such. Search ↗
166.64 done. problem solved. you can adjust the rate at which time passes with 1, 2, and 3. okay, so we got time time is passing right now. wait for construction to finish. construction takes time to complete. multiple items can be construction at once, but only those that are connected to already constructed items or to surface exits will make progress. alright, i will pause temporarily to allow my cat to leave. he fought so hard to get in here. i'm sorry. i'm sorry. come on. here you go, buddy. you're free. Search ↗
299.94 i will say right out of the gate, i am having a little trouble with the interface. but i don't know if it's me or if it's uh... let's just be honest, it's probably me. does this count? is this the signpost you wanted? it's not, you wanted it pointed in the other direction. okay, please bulldoze this. we're gonna get there, i promise! you're gonna place it. following the placement, do you click on this question mark perhaps? no, you click on the arrow, exit itself, and then you drag... Search ↗
349.58 it took us a while to get there, but now that that's done we've successfully made it through this part of the tutorial. add a second arrow and set target for new arrow. okay, let's watch the video more closely this time. alright, it's going 90 degrees and this one is going to take us down to p, which i'm assuming is platform not parking lot. unless this is a train station i guess, but... Search ↗
419.06 from here, they must be connected at both ends to function. oh, so you put a little corridor afterwards. and would you look at that. ladies and oh, do not transform it like that. that's just oh no, no, no, no. oh, no, get this out of here. i've made a terrible mistake. hold on. i will say this is in early access. Search ↗
762.30 and pretty soon, let's just speed up time a little bit here. pretty soon we should have passengers start to move around. you know what, how much we got 9,000? let's get a little bit more money going here. so we'll build another exit because i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. so that's good. and we should have one more sign that says, for the record, if you are interested in going to the exit, demarcated Search ↗
1043.96 original, i wouldn't call it distaste, but rather like my lack of understanding for what was happening has changed quite greatly and now i'm actually having a good time. who would have thought? now, let's try to get some staircases going here. so we'll do one of those and just build it please. and we'll also get a corridor, of course. i do sort of wish that it was a little easier to place these. like, the thing for me is just Search ↗
1170.82 okay. i still don't know how we can tell satisfaction, maybe that's something that hasn't been added for early access yet. and then the only other thing we would really need to get done here is, well i honestly think the smartest thing to do is just build a connection like from here to here, build that and then put some more signs in. Search ↗
1198.42 so signs are good at intersections, so what we would want to do is have a signpost here and it says guess what dummy? a5, well we got to build it first, but a5 is that way. go ahead and get that construction working. you're going to add another sign. this sign is very clearly going to say don't be a fool sir. Search ↗
1288.44 a1, a4, and a5 are this way. i kind of like having to go back in an iterative sense and knock all this out. i think that's really cool actually. i like that level of maintenance believe it or not. it might surprise you. now i will see... well no, because you come in through this, you don't need a sign because you don't know where you're going anyway. you just walk till you get to the intersection and you see a sign that says, hey platforms and the other exits are this way and you follow the signs. yeah. i mean i suppose we could all... you know what? i bet... Search ↗
1351.74 now i will say, a little bit on the easy side. i really thought that we were about to get bodied because i didn't understand how to finish the tutorial. i don't know how long it's been since i played a game where the tutorial was harder than the actual first level. but you know what? it gave us the tools we needed, it gave us the keys to the kingdom so we could progress and now we're just kind of waiting to see what the heck happens. Search ↗
1378.80 after this because i would really like to hit the next level of of station because to be honest with you. i think as of like day two here we pretty much got this baby locked down really and now that we're playing a little bit more of it i really still like the interface the ux stuff it took me a second to get it down, but once i got it i feel a lot better about it and i'm having a good time so far i'm hoping that we can up the level of complexity a little bit here maybe get into some tycoon elements you know because because for now it's a Search ↗
1470.72 while they wait for the train. so you can... oh, it's not in a corridor. there's your problem right there. so what i would do is you want to put them at like maximum throughput. well, maybe not. you don't want to make it so people are going to get stuck in the corridor. but maybe you want maximum number of people to see them. so something like this. not everybody has to walk here. Search ↗
1498.56 in order to get to the platform. but most people have to walk there in order to get to the platform. and in order to clear up the loose ends, we'll put another drink machine here and we'll put one more drink machine here. and then let's see what happens once those are built. four vending machines, that's an investment in you the people. we'll just give it a little bit of time and it's okay, here we go. Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Repentance! (Episode 210： Malls)

Northernlion Wed Oct 27 Watch on YouTube ↗

96.14 and you get, well at least a part of a verse, okay? it went, ryan letourneau, pooping a turd in a toilet alone on the bus. why make a fuss? and it just like, that has been a specter in my mind, living rent free, running through the six, you know? i don't know what that means. but it just like, it fits so perfectly, and i take no offense to it, Search ↗
181.48 if you could get somebody's name to fit and then i realized that my name fit and i thought to myself do i deprive the world of this gift or do i give them this gift? and you know what i did. i gave them the gift. i gave you the gift right there. use it wisely. we have one bomb. you know what? let's do it like this. i want to see red hearts. i also wanted to spirit hearts are fine. i also wanted to see a bomb because there is a chance we could Search ↗
213.66 and maybe it's even more than a chance depending on how our item rooms shake out, but there's a chance we could get this sacrifice room to pay out, especially if we're willing to give up like maybe one spirit heart. i tend to, you gotta remember, this won't take our bone heart, maybe we should fight one boss first. i tend not to use the spirit to begin with, so it's not that big of a deal i think. Search ↗
244.68 for us to... to maybe give up almost all of the hp on the spirit for a bit, but... i don't know. i think we should fight one boss first. i think it's the most sensible thing. it is a tuesday, by the way. yo, the little dudes and bones, man! look at that! i mean, they're not really that good with the ai, but when they get him in the corner, holy crap! they were going wild! isn't he gonna freeze himself off the planet? not today. okay, so we get... Search ↗
276.86 ball of bandages, not that interested. umm... trying to think. normally we don't go angel deals as the forgotten because you kind of get to snag some... some devil deals for free or almost free. we'll see what we get here. remember when we used to take plum flute all the time? those were the days, man. i'm just gonna go ahead and say it. yeah, we could use a man like herbert hoover again. i always get herbert hu hoover. Search ↗
335.38 i'm gonna be lazy. i'm just gonna go down to the next floor. i've, you know, redefined my priorities and i'm not sure that the sacrifice room is all that valuable actually. so we will do this. and we'll get another deal with the devil. i mean dude, as long as you have satanic bible you might as well take these i think. lusty blood is pretty strong. spirit hearts would be nice, okay? sure, you know, no i implore you. i don't need to reconsider. Search ↗
366.82 it is a tuesday by the way. what does that mean? little in the whole scheme of things, but you know, just... my weeks... it's been like my weeks, that's borat. imagine if borat had to sell out, he couldn't be like an independent journalist anymore. i guess he's not independent, he works for the government of kazakhstan, but imagine if he had to like get a job at his dad's potassium mine. Search ↗
396.54 can't you just picture borat in a three piece suit, you know? you cannot imagine, you know, i just couldn't possibly fit it in. you couldn't imagine my week! anyway, that's not a good joke. i'd quit longer incoming. come on, all you gotta do is not lose this boneheart until you get another charge on satanic bible. but Search ↗
422.32 what i was gonna say is my weeks have been changing around, you know, i've had a lot of new stuff coming around, particularly baby's daycare like changes everything. but there's like a huge knock on effect because our days were like so tightly packed. it's like when you get a Search ↗
438.58 you get really excited for eating like a, oh the world's most famous smash burger and then it's got like onion rings and tater tots and seven different types of dijon ketchup on it. they've got like a one patty of beef, one patty of like ground lamb and then like a fried halloumi patty. like then you take one bite and it's so packed that all the ingredients just kind of slide out the back. you know what i mean? that's kind of like what the schedule is like right now. Search ↗
522.70 now it's like no matter what, like if you know you don't get to sleep right away, too bad you know. 720 rolls around, you're waking up. 1080 rolls around, you're putting your snowboard on, heading to the slopes. you take your car to work by the way, i'll take my board, no thank you. no thank you. experimental treatment kind of screwed that one up for us. so i'm really like, you know, monday through thursday Search ↗
560.84 and even then i'm also, you know, begrudgingly going to acknowledge that i think that we're insNLy lucky with how our child sleeps. you know, i think especially when they start to get a little bit more independence in that, you know, 2 3 age range. really? this is what you gave me with satanic bible? they start to wake up like on the weekends of like 536. oh my god. i mean it is what it is. but maybe i'll relish it. i mean... Search ↗
593.50 you know, it's 9.30am, we're 10 minutes into an isaac episode, i've showered, you know, prepared myself for the day, dropped her off at daycare. always feels nice to get an early start. you'd always rather no one's ever like, hey, let's get a late start on this. dude, dark arts is really good. it's a testament to the quality of dark arts. and i don't well, it's gonna give us a devil deal no matter what on this floor. dude, honestly, no, no, no. you almost sold me, but not quite. Search ↗
631.52 it's a testament to the quality of dark arts, i was considering getting rid of satanic bible for it, but hey, look at this. would you look at this? have you heard this one? i guess that's not true by the way. there's sometimes... you always say let's get a late start when you're like, you're going to bed a little too late. you know, instead of being like let's get breakfast tomorrow, you start engaging in the meal slide. it happens, it happens to the best of us. Search ↗
665.36 let's get breakfast tomorrow. yeah, like what time does that cafe open? oh, 7 a.m. sure, we could be there by like 7 30 for sure. then all of a sudden you're like, maybe we'll show up at like 9. then it's like do they have a brunch menu? then after that it's like, you know, do they do all day breakfast? and then after that you're like, you know what, let's just go through the mcdonald's drive through. like it happens, you know, the best laid plans. we'll give it a try here. Search ↗
880.74 the possibility that, you know, the bathrooms would get destroyed by people who would go in and, you know, use them for nefarious purposes like illicit drug use, right? is also everyone loves to be like, oh, the bathrooms would get destroyed because people would like pass out in it and, you know, like, there's a case, there's a chance of that, but also, everyone seems to ignore the damage that like, Search ↗
974.72 i told this story many times, like on my first day in the dorms of university. and you gotta set the stage, right? like you're starting a brand new life. you get to reinvent yourself like dj qualls and the new guy. Search ↗
990.08 me, you know, i was not like necessarily uncool in high school. but i was very quiet, i was very reserved and i made the resolution that i was gonna be a little bit more open, you know, in university. i was gonna be, if anything, a little bit more of myself. a little bit higher volume version of myself. and you know, these are people that have no preconceived notions about you from meeting you. you know, you get a chance for a fresh start. everything's going great, hahaha. Search ↗
1325.36 i remember in second grade, i was proud of myself. i was finally gonna get over the fact that i only wanted to go number two at home. cause like it look, you can spin a yarn right about how like, oh, it's unsanitary or like i'm just not comfortable. but like the truth of the matter is it would make your life a lot more convenient if you could be a public pooper. not like, you know, with an audience, but at least in a Search ↗
1380.02 so in second grade i was like, i'm gonna get over this, okay? i'm finally gonna become someone who can use the public bathroom for number two. we should. i think this is worth it. we can go back for a spear at heart, why not? uh... and uh... i put up my hand to ask to go to the bathroom. teacher said yes, ryan. and i said uh... Search ↗
1460.68 but, uh, as a youngster, yeah, wouldn't do it, man. come a long way. i mean, it's something you kinda gotta get over, like... and the only way to do it is via, like, exposure therapy. you're lucky, by the way. if you're going through this now, at least you got, like, you know, cell phones and data plans and stuff like that. back in the day, it was just like, if you didn't have a newspaper, we need this. uh, you know, it was just like you and the walls around you, you know what i mean? hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Search ↗
1651.34 near my office that like it's probably like in the 1960s was built to be like it'll be a really cool place and then just like retailers abandoned it completely and you know through the ravages of time like there's a you know two dental offices in it and then like one store that sells secondhand jewelry and then like nothing else right it's like you know every once in a while you'll be like oh i gotta get you know Search ↗
1679.36 i gotta get my passport photo and like the way the place that you get your passport photo is in this mall regardless because the mall was like basically on not unoccupied but very lightly staffed and zero traffic from actual customers i would go there on my lunch break now and then when it when it felt like it, you know, i'd like i'd earned it and i would Search ↗
1709.28 i would use their bathroom and it was completely undisturbed. i gotta say, there's nothing like the decadence of having a public bathroom to yourself. i mean, come on. people public bathrooms, i think, get a bit of a bad rap. it's other people that are the problem. having your choice of stalls, you know, you never have to wait for a sink. that sort of stuff, those are big positives, man. anyway, i'm just saying, if you're going through this, Search ↗
1804.30 instead of opening it up for anonymous feedback from internet strangers who are like, wow, that's weird. p.s. i haven't left my house since last march. okay, this is guppy. thank you. i insulted you to protect myself, okay? get over it. so guppy is a beautiful thing here. this run is a win. absolutely. i'm at the point now where i'm like, i just want like an emperor card. Search ↗

In defense of Costco (Super Mario Maker 2)

Northernlion Fri Mar 10 Watch on YouTube ↗

38.88 he made me a suspicious user. then i gifted five subs to get off the no fly list. does anybody remember what the groundhog did for groundhog day this year? are we getting an early spring? more winter? aw, son of a bitch. call him by his name? i like that tweet. what are your thoughts on call me by your name ryan? ryan? he's done it. he's done it? i'm too slow. i can tell. i gotta make up some time here. ooh! Search ↗
242.78 it kind of hits when you're like pulling up to a stoplight and then one of the chemical brothers, i don't know if it's henrik or daniel, says it's time for another one of those block rocking beats and then the light turns green and you go in your head but in real life you just sort of go you know what i mean? like at a reasonable speed because you're not trying to get anybody killed on the road. everybody's just trying to navigate the costco parking lot without hitting anybody else's car. this is good. it's not good. a little too slow. Search ↗
403.22 his name is not jorah mormont. he's ruining his career in real time. ja mormont when he hasn't been in the news for five seconds. you know what? thanks for supporting me. here go two more for y'all. it's not, listen. if i wrote that tweet in the proper voice with the proper reaction image underneath it, that could get 15,000 likes on basketball twitter. what position does jorah mormont play in basketball? he plays a new position. it's called kelly c. faster. Search ↗
560.76 oh danny boy next door neighbor. cuz i get knocked down and i get up again, you're never gonna keep me down. i think if i just focused, i could probably be this level in like an instant. Search ↗
603.02 like the ones that were about minecraft, i was like, most people have played enough minecraft to get that. and then there was like one about overwatch and i was like, it's pretty popular. and they started making them about like competitive emulated pokemon. joe, sleepy joe, you did not just send out conkleder against my venomoth. donald, how do i print from pdf, cornpop? like i just got two Search ↗
743.68 there's a lot of things i'd do to my wife i would not do to a stranger, to be honest. that's just one of many. like what? hold on, i'm thinking. agree to watch three straight seasons of a korean drama on netflix. finish extraordinary attorney woo before i even get a chance to breathe any oxygen. go straight into part one of the glory before i even get a chance to get any oxygen. we're on season one of sky castle. Search ↗
880.04 the penthouse like everybody's rich everybody's beautiful a woman's going down a 200 story elevator and a body falls off the top of the building in like baz luhrmann style slow motion it's like you just need to you need to give me a minute to sort of like inhabit the space before you start if you throw too many moments out there that are all like you know over the top like that then you just get blind to it unless the movie is crank in which case keep them coming Search ↗
965.34 yay me, now what? now you fucking get back down into the mines and you do another level. for me the juice is the squeeze. this is mario. mario is not when you touch the flag and it goes... this is the fun. if you want to win non stop, download genshin impact. Search ↗
1007.96 ask your mom for the three numbers on the back of her costco mastercard and pog up. see how good you get at games when you got, you know, a $25,000 credit limit backing you up. i'm having a good time. one must imagine sisyphus happy. it's true. i didn't like, listen, people can dunk on the lady who made that tiktok about sisyphus is actually like an inspiring story. Search ↗
1046.48 maybe she's wrong, but like two things brain cells that shit fucking did not happen for one so like stop taking it so seriously. it's a myth unless you actually think like somewhere in greece there's still a big guy like pushing that shit up mount etna right now secondly, did we really have to get the whole internet of people who have taken one philosophy course in university going? that's not what my teacher told me the myth of sisyphus is about just fucking let her chill dude. i Search ↗
1174.50 i think i would be different. no man ever rolls the same rock up the same hill twice because it's never the same man and it's never the same rock, you know what i mean? i don't know if one must imagine sisyphus happy but if i was forced to imagine sisyphus against my will then i would imagine him probably like miserable for like a few millennia and then maybe he would find a way to get some joy out of it. that's what i would do anyway. if i was there it wouldn't have gone down like that. Search ↗
1265.12 chapter 2, who cares what they think? chapter 3, so what if somebody rips off all my limbs and cuts my tongue out? they can't imprison my mind. don't get me started on dostoevsky though. i'm sick of that guy. there were some authors back in the day that honestly needed a touch of grass. now admittedly i've only read one dostoevsky book. and i'm pretty sure i picked notes from underground because it was one of the shortest. but notes from underground is unhinged in a bad way. crank 2, high voltage, unhinged in a good way. Search ↗
1352.18 so i'm gonna hit you with a minus two. and then there's like one dude here who's like, actually i have my phd in russian literature. and i'm like, well, it's 1.26 local time on a tuesday. how's that working out for you? and then i apologize because there was no need for me to resort to that level of personal attack against someone that honestly is like a stranger to me. but i'm sorry, i had to defend myself. i felt like i was backed into a corner. so i said what i needed to say to get myself out of it. oh, i thought we were gonna make that one. Search ↗
1722.00 the other side and then like cut into it and it would still be pink in the middle and he would finish that shit in the microwave for like three or four minutes. whatever it took to get it to well done. but it's college, you know? we didn't have bon appetit back then. we had the two fat ladies and if you watch cbc because you didn't have any afternoon classes maybe you'll see an episode of jamie oliver's naked chef, you know? that's all we had back then. Search ↗
1763.46 yeah, babish was not binging. he wasn't binging back then. there was no j. kenji alt lopez. there was mario batali, emeril lagasse. i know these names better than i own my own grandparents. oh! it's j. kenji lopez alt. i thought i did pretty good. some people might count that as a 50. i would count that as a 75. no rachael ray. you can't mention rachael ray on the internet. people will get upset just because she's not like an haute cuisine chef. Search ↗
1992.22 i've done sporco vegetable quizzes before. i mean, if you get by process of elimination, if you gave me like a grid of vegetables, i bet i could figure out which one's the rutabaga. but if you asked me to draw one, i'm what if like with no guide, i would draw. i think i would draw a turnip from super mario brothers two but it would be completely white. there would be no purple part of it. am i close? i can't look. you've done it. you got it baby. sure. why not? Search ↗
2120.12 and they still haven't solved the crime to this day. thank you for defending costco versus hanam and h mart on kade stream. i want to be very clear. h mart and hanam serve a very good purpose. that's where you can buy authentic korean cuts of meat, vegetables, imported products like sauces and seasonings that would otherwise be very hard to get in outside of korea. Search ↗
2312.12 you would never buy korean snacks at costco because they would like probably only have shrimp chips and yangpa rings. and you would be like, what the hell? i was looking for home run balls. i was looking for turtle chips. they'd be like, sorry, ain't got them. i would at least like to get to the checkpoint flag before i have to end stream. i can't go over time because i got an optometrist appointment. ooh, that was clean for a second. costco did not have cat treats. that was very surprising to me. Search ↗
2425.22 you do the whole store and you pick up the stuff that you need when you see it. those fairlives are good. i didn't buy them just because the idea, i mean i don't drink chocolate milk to begin with. the idea of milk that doesn't need to be kept in the refrigerator. like i get that there's science behind it. like there's pasteurization that means that until it's opened you don't have to put it in the fridge but it just kind of, i don't want to feed that to my child. i think that's child abuse. they do have like 20 grams of protein per bottle though. Search ↗
2609.38 when you would like he let me put it this way. he hated the smell of people's breath when they drank soda so we all used to like, you know, you go out for like a pizza hut birthday party or something like that. you get a carafe of pepsi we all used to drink like a bunch of pepsi and then just breathe in his face and he would be like i hate this please stop and we would be like no, there's a lot of fun this is evil Search ↗
2927.74 hang on, i'm thinking about mario. too fast, too fast. best feeling is when you learn something during the exam. yeah, or like when you learn the answer to a question from a previous question. but do you ever get like a false epiphany during an exam where you're like something you never understood during the exam? you're like, oh shit, i finally get it. and then you answer the question, you're really proud of yourself. you get the exam back and your professor was like zero, this is not right. Search ↗
3000.38 the other, to get to the other bank you have to cross the river. you swim at this speed and the current of the river is like this speed. this is the formula for like how much energy you use per second swimming. what angle should you swim at in order to like minimize the amount of energy used while crossing the bank of the, while crossing from one bank to the other? and i just, i was like, i can do this. it's just like, it's a step by step Search ↗
3028.70 you know, i know all the, i can modularize it. it's not one big problem. it's a series of small problems. and then i've got, i did like the first step and it spit out a zero. and i was like, i get it. it's a trick question. the maximum way to minimize your energy expenditure is to not cross at all. cause then your energy expenditure would be zero. and i thought it was really, really smart. and then i got it back and the teacher was like, no. Search ↗
3058.30 is actually like 31 degrees. i wasn't even trying to cheat the test. i actually thought that i had discovered what the spirit of the question was. and now you play mario maker? yeah, but i'm just bill differne. so if i ever had that problem in real life, i wouldn't hire a physicist to consult. my ass would just get in the water and swim. and if i was a little tired when i got to the other side, i would say, let's see you do it, poindexter. Search ↗
3191.26 if you ever get deposed or something in court, you don't want that on your digital footprint, i think. can you just put like slash s after it? there you go. i appreciate that. it is crazy that bridges take so long to make. i don't work in construction at all. i'm not spreading the asphalt. i'm not designing the concrete or whatever. why the hell does it take so long to fix a road? they can't take that long. they were building this shit in ancient greece. Search ↗

western furikake - Bits and Banter [02/21/2024]

Librarian Sat Feb 24 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.68 why this shit take so long to launch bro? you're old. you came out in 2015. like get over yourself. how long did it take to come up with that title? i don't know about four seconds. average streamer be like sorry guys don't think i'm gonna go live today. spent all morning trying to think of a title didn't come up with one see you tomorrow. they're not heard from again for 30 days. there really are only two types of streamers on this platform right? people who are live 18 hours a day every single day Search ↗
34.84 and people who are alive once every 18 days for two hours. it's a bimodal type industry. let the rhythm take you over, bimodal. something something, something something. where do you fall then? well because i constructed the bit, i'm the only person in the glorious center. i'm the only unique streamer. that's the power you get when you're the person who constructs the bit. hey NL, where do you fall on the spectrum of pokemon go to the polls? Search ↗
93.60 you know what i'm saying? the kind you'd buy from, say, a secondhand store or something? 1982, 32 milli. ooh, this is goodbye horses by lazarus q. nope. i just can't get enough. just can't get enough. i just can't. what? okay, no, no, it's not dead or alive spin me right round because we already had it. Search ↗
180.10 i'm a little embarrassed that it took me five to get a tears for fears song, but at the same time, this is not in my top three tears for fears. i'm a everybody wants to rule the world head over heels, mother's talk sort of guy. and now you're just a slut for songs from the big chair. caught? you caught me. you caught me on that one. it's a great album. you caught me. no shout. excuse me. mind your own business a little bit, please. Search ↗
322.36 they should put the everything but the bagel seasoning inside of the bagel so that when you cut the bagel and have to put it in the toaster, the seasoning doesn't get everywhere, bro. i gotta come up with some more good ideas though, i only have two so far. white people furikake? i resent that bit. and it's not for race relations issues, it's just that like everything but the bagel seasoning is for adults. Search ↗
551.90 so they can build a map and then choose what items to populate it with and what rules to populate it with and stuff like that. and then other people can go and play those mini games. what's prison breakout? okay, don't... can we be... oh, sorry. i'm just clicking. wait, can we do... let's do something. let's do something. i don't want to do the custom one because i don't vet this kind... like, i'm 35 years old. it's enough to get me to just download fortnite again. Search ↗
578.24 i know but like we could be like in prison and you have like a toothbrush and i have like a roll of duct tape and we gotta figure out how to get out. no, no, no, i can't. i can't do it. what's prop hunt? prop hunt is like youtube 2011 meta. everybody, well one person is like the seeker from hide and seek and everybody else is in game objects. you have to figure out who is the spatula and who is the vending machine and so on and so forth. Search ↗
861.96 like he didn't get baited. he's like, i just want to play football. and it was just nothing but clicking and clicking and clicking. ads, ads, clicking, yeah. no, i hear you, man. it's crazy. there has to be a market for that though, because otherwise why would it be out there? Search ↗
906.04 as of today, i'm like, you know what? maybe i'll do like a whole playthrough to get back to understanding what's happening in the game and then, you know, experience being grabbed by mikaela's hands. excuse me, mikaela. mikaela to you, good sir. you know what i've noticed? and i was thinking about this today when it dropped. i'm like, right. you're not a react andy. i was like, there's zero chance ryan is going to watch this trailer on his stream. why is that? Search ↗
1068.60 oh yeah, for no questioning. i mean it's not like i slapped a chicken or something. i'm careful with what i say because i don't want to get picked up by the reality tv news websites and... Search ↗
1106.46 i feel like i haven't heard much peloton lately. are you still, did you give it up? no, i've been, it's not every day bro, it's almost every day bro. not every day? i would say it's like five to six days a week. my daughter is going through a period where she's been waking up really, really early. so typically what happens is like i'll get on the bike and i'll ride as long as i can. Search ↗
1180.06 get faded. nice. hey, can you come here for a second? they have something called flowberry riz in a bottle. whoa, dude! hang on, hang on. you gotta toss him a little bit of this. oh, we got that crypto money, dude. i just watched Search ↗
1280.84 bro, i don't know if i ever told you, but long story short, i went to public school up until eighth grade. so all my friends went to public school and like, da da da da da. i've got an older sister. she goes to private school. and i'm like, i'm not, i told my parents in eighth grade, i go, i'm not going there. and they go, the heck you are. i said, okay, watch me. so to get into the private school, you had to take a scantron like entrance exam, right? yeah. Search ↗
1320.52 saying hey, you know dan scored in the bottom 3% you know dada dada dada congratulations. he's in and i'm like what do you mean you're in the bottom 3% you've always scored high i go well and she goes oh, i bet you didn't know that you get in automatically cuz your sister goes oh so true Search ↗
1354.80 what are the oreo cookies in your chat? put their hands up. that's what is that? that's cots. it's an emoji when you get caught. but wait, that means your sister, did she have to get in the old fashioned way or was she a legacy? no, she got i was the legacy. she got in the old fashioned way. when she squeaks that i would have, you know, double squeaks to run it. Search ↗
1380.08 i had, when i was in new york city, i had lunch with squeaks and i'm like, man, it's like nice to talk to someone in the industry, but it's like nice to just play a game with you, man. sometimes you get on like an island and you're just kind of like a solo andy and it's just not as fun all the time. it's true, you know? i feel like you would love the multiplayer stuff that we play. the problem is it's so late est. Search ↗
1426.24 that's chib life here. if you get ready and i'll post it. or what is it? maybe it's only in chib's chat that you can see it, but it's my head with a little glint on it that occurred naturally. and it looks a bald life. that's it. i can't see it. i see people coming to talk. and it looks just like the sunset. it's people looking at the sunset. Search ↗
1510.34 how did that? that's and i'm reenacting it basically live right now. it's how that's how my head looks right now. so that was organically made. yes. i respect the heck out of that, man. you know, like any kind of organic emotes i'm all about here. here, get in this area and then take some of this. take a mouthful of this. oh, yeah, bro. Search ↗
1618.36 135, that's criminal stuff. yes, i mean, 101 is criminal. no, i'm saying like throw you in jail stuff, not give you a slap on the wrist. yeah, but the dude in front of me was going 136. you asked the fastest i've ever driven, and now all of a sudden it's like if you're driving 185. i'm not driving 185, it's that, you know, you get pushed. skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Search ↗
1652.48 no, no, maybe, well at least let me get on the back. whoa, i love, dude, great work, okay. your turn, your turn, your turn, your turn. this thing's got a hell of a hemi in it. nicely done. see, power slide or trick with the shift button. i wish they hadn't told me that. yo, can we just do an inverted flip? like, yeah, oh, pull back, pull back, yeah, yeah. Search ↗
1722.74 wait, i don't know how to do it. i don't know how to do it. i saw the hill to the right. i'm like, i agree and then you went right for the stucco new mexican style colonial home. oh, you don't like this one? what's the fastest you've ever gone in in your car dan? i'm not letting you get away with that. i would say whatever the equivalent of Search ↗
2004.66 but they're not because you still use pounds. i do, but i'm being part of the problem. like now i try to use kilograms unless i'm talking to americans. so let me ask you this then. when your daughter goes to school and they teach her about pounds, what are they going to use to measure? probably grams, i would have to guess. but for human weight? we got revenge at ninja turtles time. revenge. ambrosia. go get me some pizza, buddy. i don't think they'll use pounds. Search ↗
2062.50 my question, follow up question is do you recognize the anime character? literally never. it's never goku. it's always like some genshin impact character. what was your favorite ninja turtle as a kid? i'm gonna let you guess and i think you're gonna get it in one. okay, i think adult. Search ↗
2127.18 see i was gonna say you're a donatello fan as an adult, but you know what it's the same thing for you oh get behind me sarah angel there's a lad in the middle distance oh Search ↗
2186.92 you never wanted to be stepped on by a lady who's like taller than you? i mean, i guess if you bring it up that way, maybe as a kid when you watch like xena warrior princess, you'd be like, you know, get ready for this. i mean, you did that to yourself, buddy. i don't know what you want me to say about that. get faded. yeah, see, they're saying dan gets it. dan gets it. Search ↗

Enter the Gungeon - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1 [Isaac + Guns]!

Northernlion Sat Apr 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

17.82 and the guns have the kind of randomness or variety that you would expect from isaac items. so instead of just like, hey this is a shotgun, this is a pistol, blah, blah, blah, not that i'm crapping on nuclear throne. this is like, hey you have a gun that shoots water, you have a gun that shoots lightning bolts, you have a gun that shoots smaller guns, you have a gun that shoots nerf darts, you have a gun that, you get the idea. basically there's a huge variety of weapons in this game and it looks to kinda scratch that nuclear throne itch, Search ↗
44.70 and the isaac itch at the same time if that makes sense, but i'm not going to belabor the point let's just get started and we'll play as the pilot for our first game here i wanted to wait until i actually had access to release content to play the game on the channel, and i'm glad i did because i'm excited to go in pretty much i don't want to say sight on scene, but i've only played about four or five hours of this and i've had access to Search ↗
159.88 bombs that we can throw down and in using a blind we actually destroy all enemy bullets that are on the screen oh, that was bad at any given moment so we use that when things get a little bit too intense for us to deal with i popped one there just so you can see what's up with it the blinds are a limited resource, but you get more back at the end of every single floor Search ↗
207.42 we get keys that we can use to open chests. chests give you new items and that's the way that progression happens in the game. it's a little bit different than a game like isaac or nuclear throne where you, well nuclear throne you level up and then get new stuff. in isaac you pick up new items and that gives you synergies. in this you kind of, you can get things that are passive abilities and you can get new active abilities. Search ↗
225.30 but the real variety comes in just the sheer absurdity of weapons that you can pick up, which is what i'm hoping to get here. and our goal is to basically just make it to the end of enter the gungeon. i've never seen past the... i think i've beaten the boss that shows up on the second floor a few times, but that's about it. oh god, that was really poor on my part. probably should have used a blind there. Search ↗
275.90 i really like the environmental effect on the book that shows up there. i'm excited to come across some weapons and then just see what the heck is going on with them because that's the real like sense of discovery that kind of drives the enjoyment here to start with. i also need to get a lot better in order to have a good chance of succeeding and i think part and parcel of that is practicing that dodge roll until it becomes basically second nature. oh, we got our first chest. we got... Search ↗
299.64 skull spitter hard headed so you do have to manage your weapons because ammunition is a is a resource that is not unlimited you can tell i'm jumping through hoops to say anything, but limited resource not that i'm avoiding shouting out a magic the gathering podcast that is very useful for those of you looking to improve your drafts this is our boss fight, so we don't want to do this quite yet. let's come back here after you activate these teleporters you can get to them at any time after you've cleared a room so you can't just teleport out of combat to the best of my knowledge Search ↗
328.18 okay, so that's how our skulls work. it's it not every rogue light needs an item that shoots like fester's quest, okay? we've already got one in isaac the skull seem to do a lot of damage at least and we might actually be able to get to 30 30 money here. i don't watch your 30 money, and what is this gungeon pepper the heat is on so that is um Search ↗
412.74 good hp. we shouldn't die here, and we have a little bit of armor to go along with it as well, but i do have a blind that i would really like to use so that we don't find our oh, damn it! i was gonna say so we don't find ourselves getting hit. if you beat the enemies or if you beat bosses flawlessly, you actually get an hp upgrade, which is super valuable and hp is really hard to come by. Search ↗
437.40 so if you can actually like finagle hp upgrades out of bosses, that seems like a really good way to get your hp economy up there. how are you not dead yet? can we talk about... there we go. i'm blinded by accident, but might have gotten the job done. we only have one hp remaining now. all right. Search ↗
455.46 hopefully we get some hp drops at the end of this otherwise i may want to consider fighting the boss or going to the shop and buying some extra armor. oh shit. no on the first floor. oh, that's embarrassing so we'll do another one over the course of this video. oh, man that is actually oh Search ↗
527.24 alright, that's not good damage. let's start playing better. i really want to at least get through the first and second floor over the course of this episode or i'll be pretty embarrassed in my own play here. so we start with the rogue special which is actually like a pretty balanced weapon to start with. there is co op in the game by the way but if you play co op you start with the nerf gun which is a little bit less powerful but i believe also has unlimited ammo but certainly... whoa! Search ↗
572.96 this ancient technique briefly increases damage whenever a table is flipped. oh man, okay. i'm seeing my synergies already. so we come into a room, flip a table as soon as possible, get a damage buff, and then you give me a room with no freaking tables. can you believe it? there you go, just keep yourself moving. the money automatically, like it's the principal benefit that you get when you kill enemies and you clear rooms, but Search ↗
620.10 the next room is going to have tables in it. i can feel it. alright, what's your new year's resolution, northernlion? your new year's resolution is to flip over as many tables as possible and to actually use the dodge roll when you think you're going to get hit. the enemies all have like really nicely telegraphed kind of like attack animations. like look at the pistol on this guy. it kind of like gets bulbous towards the end when it's about to fire. please don't make that into a sexual thing. it was meant to be friendly for all ages. Search ↗
673.84 i'm not going to say this is a game where skill is more important because i wouldn't know yet. i haven't played enough but it definitely seems like not getting hit is really valuable. there's a half heart thankfully to make me look like an idiot let me get a regular shotgun and at least for like the first i don't know two or three hundred episodes we're going to fire this regular shotgun or we're going to fire whatever weapon we pick up a couple of times after we get it just to see what it actually does. flip the table, get a damage buff Search ↗
701.32 yo, that actually seems pretty good. and it lasts for a little longer than i thought too. okay, where you at dog? we do still have to reload this one on the regular. wonder if you can stack it up too. nah, i don't think so. it's hard to tell but we didn't get any more red to the best of my knowledge. so we got 28 cents here. before we go to the shop, i think we should get as much money as possible. Search ↗
727.78 so how many shots are in our shotgun? 165. there are ammo drops, like as you might expect, so i don't think it's necessarily a bad idea to be trying to pop this. there we go. we just wanted to get the damage buff. it's possible that for a player of my skill level, aka zero, this table flipping is a little bit more trouble than it's worth, but i gotta admit, i'm looking at it right now and i'm liking it right now. Search ↗
756.00 okay, we're gonna really like the reason i say that skill might be a little bit more we'll teleport ourselves to inches and too lazy to walk the reason i say skill might be a little bit more important for overall progress is just because if you flawless a boss you get an hp upgrade which at least for me as a pretty much a hundred percent beginner is a it seems really conducive to your success to have as much hp as possible. i Search ↗
806.28 i'll buy armor for now. i don't know if it works like red hearts in the sense that, you know, if you don't take red heart damage against the boss, maybe you get an hp upgrade, or if it's just not getting hit. we'll see though. okay, so this is the bird from the demo version of the game. i fought this enemy so many times. if i get hit, i'm gonna be very disappointed. if i die, i will be beyond inconsolable. Search ↗
864.42 i mean he's shooting us with bullets, but we want to get a little further away. we poisoned him again with the ammo lid. i don't know how useful that is, but it was in like a chest that looked really demonic, so i was all for it. there we go. good. we're gonna get him. we're obviously not gonna flawless him, but we're at least gonna live to the next floor. okay, just keep it going. you know what? we got another blank. let's pop that, give ourselves some more time to be aggressive here. Search ↗
948.36 with any gun. i'm gonna try it with our shotgun. we still got 130 shots left in this bad boy. you know what? that looks awesome. i wonder if that makes it so the spread of the shotgun is actually an advantage instead of a curse because it looks like it does damage to enemies that get caught in the lightning bolt, in which case having a huge spread on it would actually be pretty valuable. Search ↗
990.64 they'll eat your soul. soul. no, they'll... oh! good dodge roll. they will eat your, um... your items if you leave them on the ground. so you might be able to get a... oh, that was dumb of me. you might be able to get away with, uh... with only, um... leaving them on the ground for a minute, but past that, you're gonna be in trouble. okay, we should really take advantage of the fact that we have four blanks right now. you might as well call us billy blanks, because we're rolling in that. Search ↗
1081.86 locomote with the dodge rule here to avoid getting caught in those traps thankfully we can teleport so we never have to go to that room again, okay? i felt like i had to use a blank there to get rid of this sniper, and we actually froze him i think oh that's that must be what the blank did there was like freezing freezing damage send those tomatoes scattered around the room here. i hate all home furnishings i really like the idea that we get the the damage buff and Search ↗
1115.40 from the table flip and also the defensive bonus from the table flip as well like it heavily incentivizes me to flip these tables for cover if i wasn't doing so already all right oh, we don't we have a lockpick that we can use and i think it broke the chest i think you can shoot it, and then it'll open sometimes, but maybe no no you still can what we get out of it but it's gonna be shitty probably junk next time use a key oh Search ↗
1140.26 does that even show up in our inventory or something? junk. just some junk. next time use a key. well, that's what i get i guess. let's come back here. we do still have, i believe, a shop remaining on this floor. so before we fight the boss it would really be in our best interest if possible to get as much of an advantage as we can. whoop! Search ↗

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