Quotes about “Geometry Dash”
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they aren't making excite bikes anymore, man. and i thank god every day for that. it's over! this shit kinda is like geometry dash. you guys like geometry dash, huh? you're so much like my daughter, it's hilarious. yeah, she's three. i lived. i lived. this is pb territory. this level's a fucking minute long? get a life. here we go. here we go. that was actually kinda sick. the end of that was kinda sick. this game looks like ass.
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5012.78
you guys should be on like the j phone by now or something. hang on, this is an s tier? yeah! get me out of excitebike, bro! he called it excitebike. fuck you. this is impossible. this is actually the hardest game ever made. they aren't making excitebikes anymore, man. and i i thank god every day for that. it's over! this shit kinda is like geometry dash. you guys like geometry dash, huh? you're so much like my daughter, it's hilarious.
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it's not rated. it's so little. this is undertale. oh, cut the wrong geometry dash. this is geometry dash. i've seen my daughter watching a youtube video of this. in what world is that undertale? well, it looked like a mobile game. so what's the appeal?
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super hexagon is just a coiled geometry dash. geometry dash is just like an elongated super hexagon. so if something appeals to you about super hexagon, geometry dash might appeal to you the same way. this is castlevania, the symphony of the ten rings. this is hades, the game known as hades. this is... it's not hades. this is children of morta. children... they have it bro!
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1931.80
apart from the lady in the seat directly in front of me who coughed for like the entire three hour travel time which might explain why i'm a little bit stuffed up today and her son next to her who played geometry dash with no headphones in and he was like 17 years old he also tried to put his sandwich under the seat
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and her son next to her who played geometry dash with no headphones in. and he was like 17 years old. he also tried to put his sandwich under the seat that was his instead of under the seat in front of him. so he took our storage space, but i'm happy to report i tapped him on the shoulder and said, hey, is this your sandwich? and he said, oh, sorry, bro. my mistake. it is your mistake. is that funny?
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oh, cut the wrong geometry dash. this is geometry dash. i've seen my daughter watching a youtube video of this. in what world is that undertale? well, it looked like a mobile game. so i used context clues to guess that it was undertale. what's the appeal?
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super hexagon is just a coiled geometry dash. geometry dash is just like an elongated super hexagon. so if something appeals to you about super hexagon, geometry dash might appeal to you the same way. not for the photosensitive among us though. this is castlevania, the symphony of the ten rings. this is hades, the game known as hades. this is... it's not hades.
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