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post here and we'd all be like, you're hot, you're hot, we can't roast you. but instead, her fucking eyebrows aren't groomed in the preference that i would like and she's ugly inside and out. so i feel like it shouldn't be there. now true rated discussions, true rated discussions is really good. who's your favorite celebrity that has a larger than average philtrum? gentlemen boners? that's a pretty good one.
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it implies the existence of an r slash dirtbag boners, which i guess would just be like a naked lady. because gentlemen boners is just ladies that aren't naked, which is way more dirtbag behavior to me. but i mean, we can't just play the greatest hits, but it seems way more dirtbag to
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gentlemen boners? that's a pretty good one. it implies the existence of like an r slash like dirtbag boners, which i guess would just be like a naked lady. because gentlemen boners is just ladies that aren't naked, which isn't like way more dirtbag behavior to me. but i mean, we can't just play the greatest hits, but like, it seems way more dirtbag to
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but it is sad that people that use the phrase gentlemen boners often do it unironically, right? yes. it's somehow classy and that is genuinely like, i don't know. oh, this isn't gross. i'm just masturbating to a picture of a woman who's at work right now. yeah, exactly. it's not like other perverts who are masturbating. i'm masturbating to a lady who's promoting her new film.
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yes, i'm not like i don't have any problematic views. i'm don draper actually by also got the phrase. the phrase gentleman boner is really. yeah. what about gentlemen? lady boners? that's really that's got let him cook. let him cook. that's coated. i know our gentlemen. lady boners is fucking chock full of images of pedro pascal right now.
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i think that's the hustle, yes. i think the hustle is that you project the image of hustling so that other people are like, whoa, this guy seems like he knows what he's talking about. and then they pay for your sub stack or your newsletter and then you don't have to hustle so much anymore. you got other people hustling on your behalf. you know what i was thinking the other day? i think i've made this joke before like a few years ago. how funny is the subreddit, gentlemen boners?
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it's like, can you imagine what kind of person you have? no offense if you go there, but like just think about this, have some self awareness. gentlemen boners is a subreddit for images of beautiful women, but not debasing themselves. not showing off all the goods. instead they're dressed in, you know, elegant evening wear and stuff like that. i love the idea that's like, we're gonna oogle you.
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we're gonna masturbate to the images to completion, but we're gonna do it respectfully. this is not a normal boner, okay? this is not the boner. it's not a boner from a place of malevolence. it's not disrespectful. these are gentlemen's boners, okay? no, no, no. i'm not jerking off to a nude image of you. it's an image of you just dressed for a night out. it's a gentleman's boner.
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we're not like those ingrates at gentlemen boners. here at gentlemen boners true, we only allow glamour shots of women in full length gowns. no cocktail dresses, no skirts. it's full length gowns only taken by a licensed reuters reporter at a red carpet event.
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dude, so i've been trying to workshop this bit. this bit's gonna suck, so just prepare for that, but it's also kind of funny. it's also a bit of a spoiler for a bit that's gonna be in like tomorrow's isaac episode. but how funny is it that there's a subreddit called r slash gentlemen boners and it's about like jerking off but not to like pornography. instead it's about like
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dude who got a porn addiction starts whacking off to music videos. holy man, i think you got to change therapist because you just turn the music into pornography now. yeah, that is r slash gentlemen boners energy. it's like
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gentlemen boners is that way. they fucking got you dude. you didn't even like really open yourself up to it but they got you. you didn't do anything wrong really. you were just being nice but they fucking got you. where's the youtube comments calling out that chatter? you can't, oh so he's, i think it'd be better if we all appreciated the beauty in our lives instead of trying to make pithy sarcastic comments. man fuck you. nah you guys are chill. they got his ass. that was good man.
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yes, i'm not like i don't have any problematic views. i'm don draper actually by also got the phrase. the phrase gentleman boner is really terrible. what about gentlemen lady boners? that's really that's got a little cuck. that's coded. i know our slash gentlemen lady boners is fucking chock full of images of pedro pascal right now.
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ah, but i am looking respectfully. you know what i was thinking the other day? i think i've made this joke before like a few years ago. how funny is the subreddit, gentlemen boners? it's like, can you imagine what kind of person you had? no offense if you go there, but like just think about this have some self awareness. gentlemen boners is a subreddit for images of beautiful women
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but we're gonna do it respectfully. this is not a normal boner, okay? this is not the boner. it's not a boner from a place of malevolence. it's not disrespectful. these are gentlemen's boners, okay? no, no, no. i'm not jerking off to a nude image of you. it's an image of you just dressed for a night out. it's a gentleman's boner.
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