Quotes about “Gay sex”
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874.24
i mean, just calling a gay s&m is probably offensive. if you're into s&m, whether with a member of your own sex or the opposite sex, it's cool man, get down. it's not my kind of thing, quite frankly, my nipples are far too sensitive to have clamps be attached to them at any given time. i find it uncomfortable and to be quite honest, if i was aroused, it would probably make me likely to lose my erection. so i'm not really into the s&m thing. consensual sex in the missionary position only for the purpose of procreation.
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5914.26
you can just tell. because he's not having... just the way that he interacts with c 3po, you can just tell. yeah, you can tell. because if r2 d2 was a woman, i think she and c 3po would have like a little sex in the city type vibe going on, but the cattiness, it's either... it's probably, in my headcanon, both r2 d2 and c 3po are gay robots.
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1123.98
can you please add the wide among us gay sex emote? i'm probably not gonna do that. i have to see what it looks like first. i didn't say his voice was bad, i said he talks like an a hole. there's two different things. i'm not insulting the voice actor, i'm insulting the script. crickets. who's the actor anyway? i don't know but in the movie he will be replaced by chris pratt.
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1919.560
someone in my discord told me that the crumble ceo. this is my form of social media now. they told me the crumble ceo one came out as gay which is fine, maybe even good but also he has 13 kids that's crazy, man ceo of sex that's wild
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4157.50
circle left. you would turn your gaze if you saw lesbians having sex. yes, i don't want to look at lesbians having sex. and i said, i'm more progressive than you, i would watch straight people or lesbians fuck. and then i said, but every couple of years i watched gay guys have sex just to make sure. you're right, i couldn't call on that one. i couldn't call on that one. yes. but i didn't think it was funny. every couple of years you got a test just to make sure.
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2501.20
like a group of men would do in a room together. and then like top answer was like, you know, drink beers, eat pizza, play cards. and then the last answer was gay sex. i watched it like 10 times thinking it was photoshopped or like video edited, i should say. cause i was like, there's no way that they will put that on like, you know, daytime television. the answer makes sense. don't get me wrong.
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3085.22
i'm a trending topic the main story on x. oops. i leaked a video of me having sex it's my coronation. call me the queen of reggae crown my ass in rainbows cuz i'm way gay. oh, yeah, wait that actually kind of cooked i like it
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1445.860
i think that's probably the 4chan people who think i'm gay. 4chan thinks you're gay? yeah, the last 4chan thread there was a long discussion about me being closeted. because you think you would have sex with that doctor who actor.
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1465.120
oh, well, yeah, no, i'll totally accept gayness and that. i would totally fuck the shit out of david tennant. oh, david tennant, of course. yeah, he could do whatever he wants to my body. but beyond that, no, it's because i talk about like sex or something is basically why i'm closeted gay. this feels like...
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1484.340
you're not giving them enough credit. does your girlfriend know you're gay? i feel like there's gotta be a little bit more than that. they said that i'm gay because i said that anal is core and the only reason that i would think is anal is core is because i like anal sex with men. okay, well that, i mean, assuming you're not misrepresenting their very reasonable point. that's that's pretty that's more or less straight up what it has what's been said, yeah.
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2691.10
the guy's running for president and credible information comes out that he's smoking crack and having sex with dudes. that seems like a story. well, it would be a story if the media really cared about telling people the truth. i don't get it. well, you watch the trailer, you'll be like, this is the funniest thing i've ever seen. it's tucker carlson interviewing a guy who claims he had gay sex with obama in 1999. and the interview is, the editing is so good. so i paid
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188.760
yeah, i've seen that. remember that? god, you know the one where he tells the guy he's gay? i haven't seen that one. i am not gay. i have relationships with women and sex with men. and i got news for you. that means you're gay. oh my god, it's so funny, man. bunch of kids are going around fucking each other in the butt. they're calling it gay. the streets are calling it gay. new thing going around on the streets.
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