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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

2286.600 better to burn out than fade away. that's why i play magic every night. you want to die and leave a beautiful corpse. exactly. that's why when you witness yourself, you gotta spray your teeth with chrome. something like that, yeah. i don't know. i haven't seen the age of ataline yet, so. age of ultron? that movie's like, it's pretty okay. did they ever put the cube in his chest? that's a different movie. i can see how you'd be confused though. Search ↗
2830.480 but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

315.540 kowal i have to know do you know how many hours you have in in rebirth on steam? 1500 almost yep, i've averaged four and a half hours a day since it came out playing and we christ that's incredible i thought i knew you would be ahead of me, but i thought you might be at like it's like four times what i have i don't just leave my game open either Search ↗
3936.840 that's pretty bad. let's put it this way. i'm so slow that i can barely if my positioning is perfect outpace the eyes that shoot lasers at you like they're lacking me one to one the whole time what are you gonna? do if you get a glob in or lust i? fucking yeah, just leave the game and quit thank you vinic or for the seven months in a row lucky number seven i Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

19.740 there's a button, see that? yeah, what's it do? yeah, when you hit it, it starts the enemies spawning in and you keep fighting them until they all stop or you want to get your money and leave and then you press the button again and take damage. so yeah, green mode, basically you just, uh, you pick your own items by killing enemies and then getting money and then using that money to buy items from the shop. Search ↗
1075.500 what's like this weird ghost skeleton that killed him? he used to be the ghost and now he's a skeleton. he's a skeleton ghost, that's kinda weird. i mean when ghosts die they leave skeletons just like we do. you gotta decide when you die if you want to be a skeleton or a ghost, it's up to you. what would you be if you could choose? uh, ghost. definitely ghost, right? like 169% ghost, yeah. skeletons get the short end of the stick. how could you not choose ghost out of those options? skeletons get the short bone, that's for sure. short end of the dick, yeah. skeletons get the short bone. Search ↗
2681.840 they used to give me blue hearts, now they gave me a card heart. it's not even a heart. yeah, they gave you a heart on. heh heh. i don't get it. alright. let's double my friends now. lilith is in yeah, double robobaby 2.0. in case you just wanted to like, lose all face in humanity. fuck off into a corner two times as fun. what's robobaby 2.0? 2.0? you leave it, uh, like you can direct it with your own Search ↗
3697.800 they know i'll go over the entertainer. i don't like that's like a modified trick or treat right there kill me or entertain me i'm here at your stoop pick one or the other stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop. that's from hey arnold hey, i love the television program. i've never seen it. what's it about prize me? it's probably a little bit above your age level above my pay grade exactly that is true Search ↗
4973.500 2020 double shot that's good. 2020 is amazing. yeah, i said that's good. so you fucking you leave it at that all right, it's amazing. josh explosive diarrhea gosh upon thank you very much for the subscription. what are rob zombie fans called undead heads kind of like that do you actually though? yeah, and i kind of like that happy to hear that yeah, i think i should play this demon judgment. yeah Search ↗
10041.480 her name is shoshana. is that it there? black belt from giana. sketchy online dojo. run by a guy who used to be an assistant manager at the local hojo. but she knows that it's non binding to leave your room earlier. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

683.780 should be using this way more often here. i think i forgot to shout out matt skaggs. thanks very much for the resub by the way. that was a little while ago though. so i got a new item. what'd you get? i was hoping hoping oh my god. i just walked out of the deal with the devil room without going in it. ooh. i've done that. i've done that my life before. i was hoping that one of you could inform me what it does. it is black powder and i leave black powder on the ground when i walk. make a circle. okay. Search ↗
745.980 you got a problem? you can leave. that's a line in elke. yeah, sorry. i'm really really bad at geometry hmm i got shrek just now i had to reset my run cuz i didn't want to deal with it i will reset anything right now guys. i don't even care like whoa i made the circle bigger and it's it's huge. yeah, i don't get it'll get there. what does this thing do? oh Search ↗
1697.160 but, uh, thank you, dad squad, for life. thanks, dad. with a subscription. much appreciated. kitty league! we're getting carried, boys! you know what's awesome? is when you get a deal with the devil in green mode and it's, uh, two runes and they're both hagalas. that's why you leave those locked and only unlock jara and zethro. oh, can you do that? are those from challenges? oh yeah. oh my god, i never even considered that. Search ↗
3671.240 what are those? did 200 people leave? probably like 200,000. two of diamonds. hey, we found a d6 guys. don't even need it. we got better. i hope i find brimstone like in this life. i'm just, i mean i rolled it just now. what? Search ↗
4258.480 get all those babies and make sure you keep them. i like to keep babies. yeah, that's you know generally the idea you know you nurture it inside your body for like nine months. yeah, where'd you leave? where'd you leave the baby? oh, you know? it'll figure it out. it's like a cat. always lands on its feet. exactly. babies always land on their feets. Search ↗
5945.920 yeah, you just go down the hole, you hug the right side, you drop a bomb before it blows up. as it's dropping, you leave the room at the top, then you go back in, you drop a bomb on the left. you can do right or left, whatever order. and then you leave the room so that the bombs sink up, and then you rush all the way back down, and then you hold as still as you can when you're at the bottom to the left of the bombs. you have to hold perfectly still, and then if they'll both blow up and they'll push you through. Search ↗
10028.140 give it some time to remember how you got these items. i don't even know how some of them got in the game because richard did with some of them too. that's true. probably have to go back and do challenges that i missed. there's a pill called perks and it makes you basically have a wafer for that room. that's neat. i didn't know that's what it did. i would like... i don't even want nine lives. i actually just want to have like a half decent run and then die when i have to leave. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

464.880 really? you wanted to take firemind that badly? i didn't take firemind at all. what are you doing on your run, mister? i'm gonna try it out. we'll see how this goes. you're gonna take firemind over what? over nothing. it's either take it or don't take it. what happened here? the boss room, it put me in the middle, and now there's rocks surrounding the whole thing and i can't leave if i wanted to. correct, yes. Search ↗
3174.580 i'm just thinking about using it to like open up a chest in a mob trap room and then be like you know what nah i'll just leave instead the real trick is that i just hated the first key piece we got so i rerolled it into a better key piece well, you know what though if you can't see your items and you pick up soy milk and it ruins your run and you could go back in time and not have soy milk anymore, so that's pretty good. that is true that is true. i wonder if the drops from like a red chest would be the same every time you open it Search ↗
4382.180 the lasers you shoot, they actually leave a friction effect on the ground, makes you slippery. oh yeah. that's annoying. i don't support it. i'm probably gonna live. get your little turd nuggets out of here. whew. got him. oh no! this is the first time i've beat it since the patch so i don't get to go on with my run! fuck. that's alright. i'm basically done. that's so depressing. alright, i guess i'll donate my other ten cents. um... it almost looks like i really do. Search ↗
9428.180 imagine butter in a bottle? i'd be fucking for it, man. i always spread butter on my toast, it's always cutting the toast up. oh, you're doing it wrong. you probably need to leave your butter out, man. Search ↗
9442.620 i would leave the butter out, but i live with someone who thinks that that's so don't leave your butter out no, they prove that that's not a thing anymore. i mean it like it can get moldy, but if you eat the butter fast enough yeah, as long as you're doing it within a week's time. you're plenty good just or what you do you buy the big thing of butter cut a chunk off your butter and slice with the rest in the fridge the butter out i freaking won wow Search ↗
9473.460 don't go squirt butter tomato sauce the most common squeezable sauce there is no that's ketchup. yeah, that is ketchup i mean they both involve tomatoes and are in a sauce like form but see if i can get it through this hole hello, i okay, okay leave the butter out yeah leave the butter that was a fighting word hey Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

7630.400 otherwise i'd just say we want to play that the whole time. i first touched it. oh, then they last touched it. no this replays to get the coach button. i don't need to watch that one. if malf was here, we'd all be winning. it's true. um, all right. uh, i don't know what happened. yeah, no problem. missed it. oh, there it is. did i hit that? did they actually leave because they like hate ping pong ball? i don't know. oh. Search ↗
10237.100 oh, wow! the power play. oh my god. i kinda need to see that again. see, that's why people use merc. it just rolled over your roof! that's hilarious. alright, leave match. oh. i'm gonna try to pop the kickoff. can you get josh back? nah, he's probably... his connection's down. probably to one last q for mutator. alright. Search ↗
10719.820 i don't think so. let's see you pinball. pinball? yeah. yeah. oh no, we got time warp. oh no, leave mesh! get out of here, i'm not doing time warp. oh, you actually left? actually leaving. oh. there we go. i only want to do the games i like. yo, but time warp does suck. i like time warp. bear. i will come to battle for time warp. why? because it's cool, man. you get to see the setups before they happen. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

268.600 all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save. Search ↗
3542.160 thank you very much zander dota for the $5 donation. nick, i missed you. the egg only diet was killing me. please never leave again. also play dota for free bugattis. yeah, you gotta get those free bugattis. oh, hey! dota has bugattis in it now? yeah, oh dude, it's had bugattis for like years. where the hell have i been? i know, you've been missing out on all the bugattis. bugatti, panzarate, john gotti. mm hmm. i'm a chump. Search ↗
10943.580 i had three hearts left after whatever and then i hit an emperor card like the next floor and just instantly went to the boss and beat it. i was like, oh no problem! nice. not even hard guys. not even worried. no one's dick fell off. what are you guys talking about? not yet anyway. just my eight inch clip. i shed it every once in a while and then it regrows. just leave it on the floor so many drips over it. it's like a lizard tail. it gets all wrinkly. Search ↗
11128.980 i'll have to check it out someday. i know i have how to jump, but i keep forgetting guys, i'm sorry. wow, i had two evil eyes right there. oh my god, cobalt, you have jump! and oh my god, i don't care. i'm gonna bomb stuff still, sorry. i pretend like i don't have it, alright? leave me alone. i'm doing fine, guys! like if i was about to die and i skipped like a soul heart because i didn't jump, then you guys are allowed to get upset, alright? but when i have twelve fucking hearts, i'm good. i'm good to go. why not thirteen? Search ↗
11164.240 i mean, give me one of those gold hearts and it doesn't really block damage but it makes it look cool. you found the gold hearts in the dailies, right? i have seen a couple, yeah. that's a pretty good idea. i like that there's more gold things now. it seemed weird that it was just keys. mm hmm. the gold bombs are so op op. i'm a little surprised they decided to leave that in. it's a little too strong, but it's okay. yeah, it's super strong. it's a nice thing to have. easy to break runs with. Search ↗
11966.920 i was saying that that is the case, so like 2% is how often out of 100%, 2% of those times it'll break the machine. so i was thinking like what, each 24 hours does that reset back to zero or does it forever stay at the last percentage you leave it at? you donate more, it keeps going up. meaning the more you play, the less chance you'll have of getting more donations unless you keep rotating your characters and well, eventually they'll all get to a high number. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

301.380 i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there. Search ↗
902.500 like i would prefer if the lost was a character that was still difficult and unique, but people weren't like, oh i'm never gonna touch it again now that i've finished it. it was this immense pressure that i didn't want on my mind to know that i couldn't beat these things so i had to rise to the occasion, right? couldn't just leave it. Search ↗
6183.500 i'm glad that they're keeping it kind of like based around reasonable limitations instead of trying to do shit that just doesn't make sense. it's better to keep your brand integrity together than force it and end up messing it all up. yo, y'all are rude. this music needs to leave some room to grow. it's more of a show er then. yeah, it gets like really intense right out of the gate. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸18⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 20 Watch on YouTube ↗

2903.160 please buy a nissan. i don't know if it gives you a big dick. i just see my daughter again. this morally corrupt business. in a dystopian future, nissan has kidnapped liam neeson. no, his family. they always leave him alone. except for when they don't, i guess. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸16⧸15]