Quotes about “Gay men balls”
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fuck you. pure anus, okay? i'm happy to spawn more balls, man, cuz it buffs the piggy bonk if the water balls hit a brick. i could see you offering me a bump in the men's room of a gay bar. no, you couldn't. they wouldn't let me in, for one. i wouldn't have the right attire. i wouldn't be dressed properly. secondarily, i wouldn't have the drugs. and i would leave my keys at home, cuz if i'm going to a bar, i'm gonna take an uber, okay? so i'm not gonna take my car keys.
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this is an honest question and again, this is going to be one where the gay community is going to say i consent, northernlion's going to say i consent, but 19 year olds are going to say, i don't. isn't there someone you forgot to ask? gay men, do you find balls attractive? it's an honest question that i would love you to answer honestly. yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. that's crazy dude. good for you. honestly. i always assumed that it was kind of like,
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like, you see the shit people are writing? what's with you and weird sex shit lately? i said, do gay men find balls attractive? that's not even a weird question. i'm just learning about other people. why are you so weird? you probably have the most depraved fucked up thoughts in your head that i don't even want to see your internet history. and then you're like, don't talk about this. that was fucking weird.
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it actually is a lesbian thing. i'm actually like, i hope that you know that i'm like the greatest, uh, ally of all time. all the other supposed performative allies are out there going like, we support you, we support you. but are any of those motherfuckers asking the types of questions from the gay community that i'm asking? is anybody getting out there saying i'm an ally? do gay men like balls? question i've always had in my mind.
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finding out that straight women and gay men find balls attractive or at least appealing has actually like... i don't want to say it's shaken me to my core. i think that's unrealistic, that's unnecessary language. but it was surprising to me. i'd been living in a world until yesterday where i thought that balls were just sort of what you tolerate to get to the good stuff. it turns out, i mean, i was not aware. i just wasn't aware.
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there's gotta be gay men who love men's feet, but i do think they're in the minority in that camp. it's true i'm bi and i only like girls feet. that's literally like, okay first off thank you for sharing that genuinely, but secondarily, like i think that's just called having eyeballs. it is still crazy, i'm taking your word for it, it is still crazy to me that you've told me balls aren't sexually appealing.
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there's gotta be gay men who love men's feet, but i do think they're in the minority in that camp. it's true i'm bi and i only like girls feet. that's literally like, okay first off thank you for sharing that genuinely, but secondarily, like i think that's just called having eyeballs. it is still crazy, i'm taking your word for it, it is still crazy to me that you've told me balls aren't sexually appealing.
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all the other supposed performative allies are out there going like, we support you, we support you. but are any of those motherfuckers asking the types of questions from the gay community that i'm asking? is anybody getting out there saying, i'm an ally? do gay men like balls? question i've always had in my mind. finding out that straight women and gay men find balls attractive or at least appealing is actually like
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