Quotes about “Gatekeep”
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he's done it! no! no! nick, gatekeep brian. no, don't gatekeep. no! oh, let's go boys! doesn't matter, i'm still ahead. you will never get this. i chopped your arm off. no you didn't. that's what you think. good luck hitting ahead by the way. what is this? there's a shotgun here. no, it's a chainsaw. you may find yourself looking at a shotgun here. oh that's uh... you may find yourself... bye kristen. it is bye kristen.
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stone cold steve austin with his car and put him in a in traction probably because he was in the wcw at the time what are you talking about? what are you talking about? you? i don't understand. no don't gatekeep me. you're the gatekeeper just making me mad now. i could never do most of the stuff wrestlers do i can't imagine jumping off the cell yeah
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they had a day off. don't gatekeep them. that's fine, but like, no, i don't want to gatekeep. i want to i mean, it was a little gatekeeping. you know what? i don't want to gatekeep. i don't want to time shame anyone, but like yeah, that's a rick finn time shaming. there are some other things that you could probably do that could give you the same or more enjoyment out of waiting in line at a mcdonald's for szechuan sauce. it's apparently really good.
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no, that was me. i went like a week after you did. i thought ryan also went a week. josh went a week ago. oh. i didn't say that. ah, son of a bitch. goodbye. i just like the west coast, except la. that's like all there is. uh, excuse me? that's all there is. you got san francisco, portland, vancouver. san francisco? is that where all the homeless people poop everywhere? not the gatekeep, but... the west coast has, i would describe it as a homeless issue, yeah? the whole west coast is full of poop.
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9357.720
i thought you were trying to gatekeep me for a second. you got a little worried there. no, not at all. again, that's the thing. i have snobby opinions sometimes and i recognize it 100%, but you're entitled to like whatever you like. it doesn't bother me. thanks, jake. but you are the keeper of the game. it also is the best multiplayer that ever has been. it was so seamless, it actually made me mad because if they could just take that out of this and duplicate it for other indie games, i would be like 10 out of 10. the music's kind of suspenseful too, which i don't really get here.
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stegosaurus has 40 tabs open. yeah, but like not to gatekeep but like if you're solving a task that makes sense. i'm solving a task. how to entertain rob. that's my task. and sometimes it's a 15 tab problem, sometimes it's a 20 tab problem. i never thought of myself like that, like from a second person perspective. like you're an external body from your own body who is in charge of maintaining
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and he lives in the purplest state in the union, which means his opinion represents the opinions of the entire country. ladies and gentlemen, we got him. i'm not even... look, people are saying, oh, you're so pro car? no, i'm just... why gatekeep exercise? get a life. like they didn't say, you know, instead of riding your peloton, why don't you like, you know, ride a car? they said instead of riding your peloton, why don't you ride a real bike?
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then i over odor it. i put the deodorant on top of the deodorant i already put it on. but you have to catch it early. if you procrastinate the over odorant, then you have to shower again, which is also fine. i'm not trying to gatekeep the laundry. i still can't believe there's some laundry agnostics in chat. if you feel like you can wear your workout shorts... well, here's the thing. whether or not you can wear your workout shorts
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for heroism and shooting every enemy on the screen? how many pairs of pants should a man own? i'm not gonna tell you that, like, listen, i'm not gonna gatekeep. i think to make your life as easy as possible, i think you need a pair of black slacks that you can wear to any event that requires semi formal attire or higher.
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but it's not... i don't think it would taste any better when it's not heated up either. it's not... well, beyond sausage, it's not sausage. it's just... well, it's not sausage in like the... there's a nomenclature distinction. i'm not trying to gatekeep sausage. but if someone said i ate raw sausage, am i gonna be okay? i'd be like, no, dude, take it from me. your ass is about to get campylobacter.
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4692.10
which, you know, i'm not a native american or a cowboy. so i do think it's my place to say that i think that's good of them. can i also say and you got to give us some, you got to give me some leeway to work with this one. okay, because it's not going to be anybody's favorite bit to start with disneyland and this i'm not trying to gatekeep disneyland at all, because that's just ridiculous. but disneyland, japan,
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when you're making the, when you're crossing the plains. what if a cyclist falls off? they should get better at biking then. honestly. cyclists when they get hit by another cyclist and thus can't blame their fractured rib on henry ford. i'm a cyclist myself just because my bike doesn't go anywhere. oh, you're going to gatekeep me? i'm saying i'm a friend of the cyclist, okay?
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