Quotes about “Garage”
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8687.900
there's a thermite, he should be busting down this unbreakable door. hey, thermite guy, come down here. he's busting down some unbreakable something. wow, what a badass. let's follow mr. jiggles. alright, i'm with you josh. he broke into the garage, and now he's spider manning. i'm not sure this guy knows where he's going. me neither. mr. jiggles, come down here. he maybe just used that because he wanted to use it. oh my god, why did mr. jiggles go away from the place where he thermited? what an idiot!
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3822.980
oh my god! get out of there mister! i'm opening the baby hatch. i got through it before you could. the door is locked. oh shit, it leads to another house! what the hell is this? it's like the garage. what the hell does baby key unlock? baby door? why can i go through it and you can't? now i'm stuck on the wrong side. well, i gotta find a way to kill myself. okay, i got out. alright, where'd he go, where'd he go? couldn't have jumped up the stairs that quickly. maybe he did actually.
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6761.440
ah! aw, fuck. i gave him an opening. i had to make my move at some point, right? if i just hide under the table, he could probably never get me. i don't care. the batteries... the batteries are a given. the batteries are a foregone conclusion. wait until we get access to the garage. there's all kinds of implements of destruction in there, i'm sure. no! did i give the baby the pills yet? nope. i think i healed you a little bit. or i'm just dropping the bananas on the ground. oh god, the way he gets...
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3802.220
i was going down to the parking garage in our building and there was like a 50 year old man on holding a dvd. i looked at the dvd and it was the room and i was like, oh shit. i gotta find out. this guy and i have to hang out. i'm gonna read in my car. maybe i'll have better luck. there you are. we're gonna go hot pink. yeah, i'm excited. i'm seeing the canucks game tonight. the stadium's right next to costco. i'm gonna maybe sneak in a buck fifty foot long. and maybe after all actually get something to eat.
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60.460
a mud room is a room between the garage and the rest of the house. for shoes and storage of backpacks. alright, acceptable. we're gonna play some afterbirth, and then we're gonna play some tharsis, and then we're gonna play some duck game. they're all calling tharsis a nick game, and i don't want to get involved because i had nothing to do with this. it just happened. we have no idea, yeah. it might be a nick game, it might not be a nick name, or a nick game. let's get a seed going here. alright, i'm gonna just do eden again.
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8709.800
oh, probably they'll say the tv. right? something inside the house you said? i don't understand how that didn't blow up everything. i don't know what you said. my garage.
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8729.700
that's fair people have tight garage. i see me. i was an ex cuz the garage inside your house is outside your house adjacent apparently daddy long legs are not spiders. i hate on the stage. i really are hate him. i didn't realize i'm gonna say the bedroom it's also weirder than in daddy long. wait a minute. i was supposed to get no gold this run why did i end up with so much gold nickname for the other house? he wishes just a little bigger
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8877.800
spider inside of my dreams i think you're night, bud. it's not daddy long legs though. name something in your house you wish was a little bigger. you ready for this, josh and nick? yeah. name something in your house you think was a little bigger. yeah. backyard. that's not in your house at all. that's outside of the house. we all found the same problem with that one. it's like the garage. it's not inside of your house, it's outside.
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9981.260
i really don't want to say the mud room, but you won't because you should say like your kids room or something like that i'm gonna say you can say kids room. i think it's a good answer i'm gonna say garage do things are always good, but i need to clean the garage and then these guys got like tools everywhere right like that's the man cave you don't clean that shit garage snacks cuz it's not in your house. oh
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2212.640
yeah, i never don't use them even when there's no one around. getting out of a parking spot like driving in a parking garage when there's nobody coming. i'm still using the blinkers all the time. it's just a good habit to be in man.
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1696.660
you could just invest in cars really and i mean they always appreciate in value i think that's true is like more you drive them to every every time i get paid i buy a 1993 toyota camry and just let it sit in our garage because those things only go up yeah, it sounds like you're on a great road to financial stability and if it goes wrong i've got so many 1993 toyota camry second later
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8247.400
i wish nobody got it so i could not go from second place to last just by drawing the best garage of all time. nick is gonna draw. yeah, i'm going again. what are you drawing? uh, well... nice. good try. that was a close one. it's krillin. that is krillin.
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4474.240
i think there's a lot of new ground to cover over by the garage. also don't forget the trash. oh yeah. what is the trash doing? it's become impossible to find. where did the pills go? i had pills a second ago. to be honest with you, it's not that much trash. i'm not concerned. there's about seven pieces. don't forget all these batteries. i'm happy you're eating them right now, because you know what? hard countered, bitch. batteries crunch really nicely.
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5006.540
that's what i was saying before. how did he do that? where he never went that far! i got him. yo, where did he go? chat, where does that vent go? fuck! he's got i got pills! i got pills! no! got him! i moved it away from the vent! the vent blocks, or the baby gate blocks the vent! use the gas in the garage to light yourself on fire with candles. wow. next level. get malfin on this? okay, after this one.
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5536.860
yeah, i'll shoot some plates. yeah, if you're on metro don't trust people on those. he can't get through the vent as long as the baby gates there. he's punching it! wait, wait, wait, let's put him in the trash can. he can't pick up the baby. that's the secret. okay, ryan. we gotta stop, he's punching the gates! let's drop a plate on him again. he went in the vent, he went in the vent. he went in the vent. he doesn't pop out of this vent though. okay, i'm in the garage.
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he's not in the garage? no, i'm just oh, we're fucked man. oh, i see him! he's behind the he's behind the couch in the living room. i don't think you can put that key in there. okay, i gotta i gotta bolt. i'm gonna scoop him up. looks like meat's back on the menu boys. come on, get down here. oh, that almost worked. meat's back on the menu boys. hey! don't bite that. it almost worked. it's going okay.
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see he's gonna find the middle grounds. go upstairs, you're upstairs daddy. the garage is neither upstairs nor downstairs, it's his own entity. take some pills with you, he's gonna eat all the batteries. i found him, he's upstairs, little shit. here's the candy. always starts in the playroom every day. he's going in the vent. i know he is. he's gonna end up in the kitchen. yo, f off. you can't tell a baby to f off. i did, my baby.
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he's got the stone gun. i don't see him. he's behind the couch right where i am. oh, you okay? he's gonna smack up. he's gonna snipe me. where is the stone? where's the stone? there is the stone. it's davinci's code reference. come on guys. i'm gonna stone the baby. i am. he's going to the garage. okay, i got more pills. oh, he's already in. don't worry about it. i bet he drank a gallon of paint.
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he's probably taken a vent looooong ago. k, did you check the garage? he's probably in the garage. i'm in there, i'm checking right now. k, i'm going... not in the car. bathroom? are you showering? not showering. i'll hear it if there's water running. you will? i will. i'll also hear if he starts eating batteries, so don't try that shit either. alright. c'mon, pills. the pills are broken! how do i unlock a door? he might be... that might be the one he's in. it's too quiet. i agree.
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can't wait. he probably wants us to think he went upstairs, but he's he's down. i can feel it in my fingers. feel it in my toes. actually the the master bedroom is a great spot to watch the whole house at once. almost all of it. is he in the garage? he loves to go behind the couches. it's not where he seems to be now. what? you don't even exist? what did you do? i was in the fridge.
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did you check the garage? i had but i'm checking. oh, i see your feet in the ceiling. that's not you he's not in the garage unless he's hiding under the car in which case i can't even tell you if he is you got to find out his prone key i know the party. yeah, he's not under the car. okay, i found him. oh, that's oh god, don't even try to smoke me out. that was i actually thought i found you in the in the foxhole how's he this hidden? no
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okay, i'm going to the kitchen. you get the hell out of the kitchen. i'm going upstairs. i'm gonna follow him. i'm just gonna give you like eyes on the ground. do it. he's taking the vent. the vent usually leads to the kitchen or the closet. we know he likes closet. okay, it doesn't lead to the kitchen. i don't know where the hell he went. i'm in the garage. he's not under the car. i found him. he's taser in the foxhole. boiler room. i see him.
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he charged me! like a wombat! it's actually legal to shoot him if he comes right at you like that. did you see you lost him immediately? what? you lost him? i got the baby key man. where is he? he's probably in the garage. he's in the... wait the chair is spazzing out in the kitchen. but he's not here. check your refrigerator.
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7076.920
he's a guy in the garage again! ah! he loves the garage! what does the baby key do? okay, he's got the taser in the garage. help me! i think the baby key is to open the cabinets that we've locked. yo. don't give him the piece of gasoline. take it away from him, that's how you do it. i got the baby key. ladders. tough, man. what are you trying to do up there? he's trying to get an advantage to shoot me in the face.
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you cook them all book them. i'm gonna try putting plates on top of them and see if that stops him moving okay? no, i'm gonna go find the grabber and put them on the oven. oh he drank all the damn paint in the garage daddy wins daddy wins you got me you got me we're gonna come back and play quiplash, but for now thanks for joining us for a rip rolling segment of who's your daddy this game is a lot more fun now that there's a lot more to it in the ah see you in three minutes. see you soon
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oh yeah, like it's like tiny dancers but i always think of it as tony dances. yeah, you got it. sing us a song! you know what? i was in the grocery store, i guess like two weeks ago and that fucking take me away song you always sing came on. take me away! i was loving it! i couldn't stop dancing in the garage. alright. oh, nick.
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