Quotes about “Gamebot”
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3667.26
i was stuck making a ball. i was stuck balling, bro. my monkey fucking sold. oh yeah, you guys didn't see because you're not on twitter anymore. gamebot took the clip and recontextualized it. freeza, when they hear that the ginyu force got defeated, you lost to a monkey! who's freeza? freeza is the one that looks like a fucking bowling ball.
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556.08
50% of the time it works every time. what do you got for me? a lancer again. this is actually the most incredible drop spot of all time. all right, now, there's another one dude. but i don't want this one. it's not as good as my car. so you know what, gamebot? that one's all yours if you want it. but you're gonna have to beat me first. oh, this feels good. i feel like i'm in the fast and the furious. give him a quick e brake slide.
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4375.90
they forgot to put the drop here this time. okay. gaze on my works, ye mighty, in despair. oh! somebody else went for gamebot's gambit! well... please unstick me. that's gonna be tough. that's gonna put a damper on things. why did you honk? i don't know, i thought if i went over the edge while he was not moving...
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6937.56
we lost every time. now we're winning like more than 50% of the time. you take a tree, you take the road when it's on a good vector, then you pivot to the trees when the road turns. i mean, winning our head to head races, obviously. not winning overall, that's impossible. unless you're gamebot. dude, what the heck?
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8046.16
not a great spawn. excuse me, we didn't spawn at the top of gamebot's gambit. you gotta start here, go out on redis ridge. oh, i knew it! it's level two, but that's twice as good as what we got right now. okay, so then you take norman redis' nissan gtr, the r stands for redis, and you drive it back up redis ridge, and you go down the other side. loot on the left.
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6870.04
i want to see swally grow into a beautiful butterfly. pukee, get ready. there's a cutie. confirmed also cutie. oh, well, i guess we won't be using tenderness on him. real question, are there shinies? he doesn't know. there's no shinies. there's luma's. turnip forms? exact turnip forms. gamebot, while you're here, i had the most aggravating game of forza the other night.
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5187.800
a little sprinkling of holiday emotes. i like how they give you the opportunity to pick a car. gamebot, don't land here. this is my spot now. you play normal forza? i did for a while. like, i mean, i kinda just got busy over the holidays, but in my leisure time, i was playing a lot of forza. it's probably the best racing game i've ever played.
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373.160
the dick of a friend i've known for two decades. that's a different story. oh, it's forge. and gamebot! this is the conversation you post on tiktok? no, tiktok doesn't like this kind of stuff. it's a little too progressive for tiktok. i think i told you, but it's like the only... oh, i'll take this. i'll take this. we take these!
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569.260
i would not recommend this. i think if you... honestly, this is gonna sound self evident maybe. if we could take this through the fields, i think we can get some work done. oh, it's perfect! it's our only chance. does he know? do you know how to engage? he knows how to engage. he refuses to give us the easy way out. i should not take this, but we're taking it. it's gamebot! i can't go through the forest. yet i have to. it's not that hydrodynamic.
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628.060
and to be honest with you, oh, he's waiting for me. gamebot, you don't have to do that as a little resonance, but i do appreciate it. i want you to know i would not do the same for you. it's not, i mean, it is honor. it's kind of like a homie's stock. i respect that at least. that's pretty bad. that's a bad situation. oh, he also rolled. he's in the pause menu. probably looking at the best route. i will say this is looking likely.
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670.500
to be gamebot's first victory against me. and it's well deserved. i shouldn't have taken the battle, to be honest. i mean, honestly, i think in the future, given the choice between this and the mini, i will take the mini, honestly. this is horrible. oh, you're approaching me? it doesn't handle very well. it's not really that fast.
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2259.540
okay, yes, chris bumstead did win at mr. olympia, but he didn't win mr. olympia. he won men's physique. he didn't win in the open, which is i'm not taking it away from him. i'm just saying he didn't win the quote unquote mr. olympia. i don't know the categories to it. classic physique, classic bodybuilder. is surry yes from this chat? i just came second to them. yes. you just got beaten by gamebot.
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2505.140
easily one of the largest displays of cowardice i've ever seen. i'm gonna find you. i'm gonna embarrass you barry. he's in a touareg. now i feel bad. it rips dude! to be honest, gamebot, can i get your analysis on this? should we even switch from this car? this seems like it might be the best car in the game in the winter time.
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2250.00
is like, oh i don't care if i'm like mediocre as long as i can cause somebody behind me to suffer even more than i do. like it's a very sad outlook on life, it's very sad that that's what you truly believe. but you know there's no accounting for taste and morality for some people. oh no, gamebot. hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!
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1800.56
the driver was like, forget this i'm leaving and the lady was like, no you're not. and she like got on the front of the truck and he was like, guess what? i'm leaving anyway. and then they've kind of found themselves in this quite a quite a dilly of a pickle. yo gamebot, didn't see you there. i love that like when things go right in mario kart.
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1828.12
and you want to be moving towards the center of the circle. that gives you the best possible advantage in combat. porsche macan? don't mind if i frickin do. alright, gamebot, you want a slice of this? you want a slice of this? i didn't think so. i didn't think so. the kids are late for soccer practice!
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2376.14
top 10. okay, everybody's probably stacked. we're getting close to the final circle here for sure. a gallardo spider, huh? now it's all about picking your moment. gamebot has won. gamebot has taken out a gamer. no stream sniping please. if we catch somebody driving towards us, we just instantly launch controls, challenge them, we win.
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2505.28
that would give me a bit of a leg up on the competition. you really hit me with the windows xp shutdown sound. gamebot, hello. okay, we're racing against gamebot now. we're going straight through. i've taken a different line. nice try! is what i would say if i had made it through there. we want to be on the right side of history. coincidentally, also means being on the right side of the bridge. saved.
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2545.60
see you later. see you later. finish fourth! we beat gamebot, that's not too bad. i can live with that. that's not a bad performance considering we were in a level 6 car at the end. i got fifth? well, sorry gamebot, can't win them all. i mean, you weren't in a level 10 car, neither was i. you were in a 7, i was in a 6, no big deal though. we can run it back. we get a level 10 car, hide in the weeds, pick your moment, scream!
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4345.56
don't you guys, does he bail out like in grand theft auto? i don't know. he's just trying to slow you down. oh somebody, oh that's gamebot! it's my fortside nemesis. sir, yes? he was below the cut line so he caught a spotted bass but it's no good. yeah. honestly like they're not that good at fortside either like i usually beat them every time. nice. but as we've established i'm like i'm pretty cracked at driving.
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