Quotes about “Fucking my wife in my house”
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103.62
no, i don't remember who said it. this crew is good. fuck, i should start. you in my house watching my fucking tv. whatever get what he says. fucking my wife. someone has told me i gotta start anytime i do anything go with the prestige and we'll make everyone pissed. yes. and i think that's so funny. it makes me want to do it just to be that guy doing that in 2025. you should watch like inception next, man.
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362.28
okay, honestly it's anti three sure we could get man 32 bucks is pretty good, huh? no, no, no. i need to see some fucking shops, bro i need to see some shops and then we go yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah i swear we do have a full house but full house is slightly better okay mmm any chance i saw you in front of thunderbird stadium last night as his sunay miku. that was not me it might have been my wife, but that was not me
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130.28
say we commit to go into the vault more often we need bowser to steal more stars. that's the thing. yeah, yeah, you're gonna be quoting now you're gonna be quoting heat. no eyes. this is who said it this crew is good fuck i should start you in my house watching my fucking tv. whatever get what he says fucking my wife. oh
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518.20
came in a fucking huge book. it was like 900 pages long anyway, i said i'll take number 25 large pho with beef balls my wife said give me a number six rare beef pho. so give me a number one it's a bond me that maybe my daughter i was huffing copium. i was like, maybe she'll like the sandwich no shot. give me a house special roll. give me a shrimp salad roll the waitress no sold it. she didn't know no uh pad
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1991.960
my damn wife. it's kind of a lost a lost thing right like the dog who has a dog house anymore, man yeah, because most people these days have let their dogs sleep in the damn bed. i think my goddamn wife. sorry what the hell i lost oh my god, can we do the wheel after this was offended i'm mad that i lost my round can you put your fucking
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10826.000
eight hundred and two. get the kids out of the house so you can actually have sex with your wife. eight hundred and two dollars. yep. or just have sex with your wife in the treehouse, see if we care. nick, see you do shed tears. eight hundred and three. oh snap. fuck you, nick. josh, what do you think? you took away my flatware, man. uh, what, okay, so 802, uh, fucking little houses on the prairies, um, are probably like
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682.18
there's also the one that was like my husband when he leaves the house with the kids and it's like he's just taking his car keys and then like the wife when she takes her kids and she's got like a backpack with like 17 granola bars in it and four water bottles, hand sanitizer, wet wipes, napkins, fucking you know uh
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4556.58
45 minutes of my time i look at my room and i say this could be tidied i look at my stomach and i say could always flatten that a bit there's always some chores to be done i could do i could do something in the house so that my wife doesn't have to do it later tonight work from home exists if you're doing this shit on work from home you should be fucking fired where do you work tell me where you work hey hey hey get out of the car where's your who's your boss what's your boss's email address don't knock don't knock
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4010.50
so we're in for a world of fucking hurt here. this is tough nick name something in your house that doesn't work toaster i had a positive there's two kinds of answers two kinds of questions in family feud those that can be answered with my wife and those that can be answered with my dick. oh
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5822.060
well, it depends on the fucking situation. if a bear broke into my fucking house and ate my wife when she was like in her office, the bear was off the pen, okay? yeah, yeah, that bear fucked up. if we're out in the forest and we didn't put our food wrappers in like the trunk of our car or some shit like that, then yeah. i mean, like, i don't think the bear necessarily... i shouldn't have eaten the person, but like what kind of hypocrites would we be as a fucking species if we ate hamburgers while we were camping?
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