Quotes about “Fucking gross”
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1819.26
grubby little fingers into the sauce and getting all your... the material under your fingernails all in there. no thank you. i'm not fucking suck this year. we're coming back baby. we're coming back! people aren't ready for this. i know because we've said it in the past before. but that's why i find it a little silly when people pick pizza toppings off. because they're like, ooh mushrooms are gross. and i'm a noted non mushroom on pizza enjoyer.
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3330.760
but i do feel like people are more easily offended by like bodily noises these days. back in the day you used to just be able to like fart and people would go like that's funny. now when you fart people are like you shouldn't have done that and you're like i know bitch that's why it's hilarious. because they're fucking gross. that's why they're funny dude. that's literally why they're funny is because they're gross. and dude a long fart is so funny too.
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2773.34
i wish you could just tell your body to fucking chill out on the farts, man. and i don't mean like, oh, farting is annoying, but like in a situation where you don't want to fart because it's like impolite or kind of gross, like on an airplane for example, you should be able to like push like a spot on your ear and be like delay farts for
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538.92
in this day and age it looks a little strange because it still sort of makes sense and you're just like ooh gross alan jackson if that is your real name probably is not if i had to guess probably like waylon samson or something like that which is actually a fucking dope name if you wanted to get in a like black metal or something waylon samson consider a career change all you gotta do is shave the mustache alright mom's lipstick. it's okay because it will be rerolled probably consider
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560.32
there's also a lot of the enemies were just big worms which i kind of appreciated it sounds like the kind of thing you'd be into honestly. yeah i love shooting big worms also the rat hive was pretty sweet. it's just like a big old beast full of bats that sounds i mean beyond fucking terrifying like kind of cool i guess and then you kill it and it falls over and all its organs come out, and you can just like walk around in them it's pretty gross actually you got this yeah, just let me kill that guy you got it. oh
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1146.54
i just got back. you ever seen skibbity biting? no, but jana just found out about skibbity toilets though. wow, that's late. this is later than my three year olds. unfortunately. who fucking dukied on the ship floor, man? bro. this is fucking gross, dude. he's eating blackberry jam? like what is this? it's disgusting, man. this is sick, man. not it.
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1246.080
that is good manners and jerking off to pornography is like what savages do. as if like the enlightened gooner jerks off to red carpet photos because it's classy. bro, what do you mean this is gross? she's wearing versace. she's wearing versace bro. it's an elegant dress that i'm gooning to right now. it's fucking gross man.
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2948.560
wow, it's justin. wow. we just stopped making out. we just stopped making out. yeah, we started kissing each other. it's not even kissing. we're just like licking each other's mouths. it's gross. yeah. oh my god. damn. yes. sometimes it be like that. i'm dripping like tree sap. well, way to go, chiblee. you ruined the game. that was justin. you ruined the fucking game. that was soy as fuck. you ruined the goddamn game. well, i kissed chiblee and now i'm soy.
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2007.64
you know, listen, i didn't ask for you to fucking litigate my, i just told you to tell me to move it to the end, okay? if you can't do that, i'll just move it to the end right now. fuck you. just kidding, thanks for your support. i appreciate it. i just googled it. i didn't know that the cavendish was a type of banana. is the gross michelle the one that got out competed by the cavendish or is the cavendish the one that got out competed by the gross michelle? it makes sense that the one that comes back is the one that we currently have, i suppose.
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6412.24
you put it in your denture cleaning water. you guys ever have those smucker's things that's like the swirls? that boy fucking won by the way. don't even start with me. i have, it's pretty gross. oh, i love them! but maybe because i ate them when i was a kid. yeah. fox, you have 280 points. yeah, it's not going well. it's like one eighth of the next closest person. i like to make peanut butter jelly myself. there's tons of other places!
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