Quotes about “Fucked my wife in my house”
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i mean, i know the answer because it told me when i typed in my answer that your answer was too close to the answer. can i tell you once i was at a friend's house and his dad came in and he was like, i got a deep colonic today. i'm hooked on colonics. i think about it every so often. i'm hooked on colonics. hey, he's hooked on colonics. oh, the audience fucked me. when your ex wife brings her tinder date to the divorce trial.
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well, it depends on the fucking situation. if a bear broke into my fucking house and ate my wife when she was like in her office, the bear was off the pen, okay? yeah, yeah, that bear fucked up. if we're out in the forest and we didn't put our food wrappers in like the trunk of our car or some shit like that, then yeah. i mean, like, i don't think the bear necessarily... i shouldn't have eaten the person, but like what kind of hypocrites would we be as a fucking species if we ate hamburgers while we were camping?
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