Quotes about “Fuck in the Bathroom”
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thematic like fucking standing outside of the convention centers in seattle watching like a hundreds of people get scammed is so funny. yeah. yeah, i guess i did this place some i did actually what's the weirdest place someone's tried to sell you a cd you have any weird ones there's your bathroom hmb fuck
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yeah, he's going fuck wild. fuck off, cat! he probably just wants you to scratch his head. yeah, just give me a little head scratch. get out of here. give him a scratch. hey! you're gonna get a sad cat. i don't want his fur in my computer. it's not a computer, cat. scratch him in the bathroom, then. i'm not gonna scratch him in the bathroom. what? why are you scratching him? scratch him in the bathroom. yeah, my cat loves jumping on top of my computer. you're like the warm air.
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get in the toilet? uh, yeah. like chill? i've accidentally left the bathroom door open and the toilet up and taco has been full bodied. we're gonna go? yeah. he's just a dumb little cat. what does he do in the toilet? there's a whole body in there. i don't know what he's doing in there. his whole body was wet. that is funny. what the fuck? full body drenched.
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question the decisions that have led me to this point. what's wrong with you started drinking coffee on the toilet? i sadly, i agree. i just rarely put myself in the position where i'm like eating or drinking in the bathroom. well eating i think is probably a step. it's a little too far. what the fuck is the difference between eating and drinking in the bathroom? you don't get crumbs when you drink. but if you get crumbs and you're on the dang toilet, then like you just goes down to the toilet. what if it lands in your pubes?
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there's a lot of musicians in this town. man. the amount of like, standing outside of the convention centers in seattle watching like hundreds of people get scammed. it was so funny. yeah, yeah. well, i guess i did where's the oddest place some ever tried to sell you a cd? what's the weirdest place someone's tried to sell you a cd? do you have any weird ones? there's a user bathroom. hmb? fuck.
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oh, man. pretty good run. i wasn't joking. justin, did you pb? oh, he's gone, right? no, i did not. i already peed. he has pb ing all over the bathroom. probably on the toilet seat. what the fuck? right in the toilet seat. oh no, he's here. why would you say that? i'm sorry, i didn't mean to be offensive. i did not pb by about one minute. i think? nah, by like 20 seconds.
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and usually we're in like row 37 next to the bathroom. i don't know if it's because they see that i have a five year old and they're like, fuck you, you get cordoned off in like the children's section of the airplane. i can see so many rows in front of me getting instant noodles and then they eat. so at first,
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final fantasy fan fest bathroom also pretty bad. is it bad because of the bathroom or just how busy it was? the state of the toilets. oh for sure fuck fuck fuck i'm in the world war baby what is he the action always comes to chip a lot of shit is happening over here like they keep exploding shit on me shamika is being launched. oh, no, i've been spotted by a scan. oh
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am i the asshole for telling my sister i didn't appreciate her leaving her baby with us when we were about to leave to go to the bathroom? i can't even understand what the fuck you're saying. what? there's like 27 commas in the sentence that change the meaning depending on how you interpret them. who's going to the bathroom? you or the baby or the sister? am i the asshole for telling my sister i didn't appreciate her leaving her baby with us when we were about to leave to go to the bathroom?
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me when i'm going to grandma's for thanksgiving, but she always the turkey come out dry as fuck. i like to find in the room with the tool. i think i have the lock pick right next to me. yeah. you want to do some lines of coke in the bathroom? yep. chip. yes. you want to do some cat? this is a mean three of us. look, the bottom one's pogging.
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