Quotes about “Four fucking seconds”
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11546.86
metamucil didn't work in perfect. this shit pisses me off so much. you know, if you mentioned that you take more than six minutes to poop, people are like, that's crazy. i take four seconds to poop. that's probably the least healthy thing i've ever heard. and if you're ever like, what do you think about exercise? people are like, it's actually bad for you to exercise too much. it's kind of like an addiction, like drugs. it's no fucking sense, man. it's like the last bastion of the post your fucking triglycerides, bitch. i'll mug you on triglycerides. go ahead. post that shit.
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4303.480
oh, and i gotta lower it like one? what? i don't know about all that. i think you should just swim, man. in that case, i think you should just swim. the hell are we doing here? upgrade disc. the other half of the map. i mean, upgrade disc gives us something to do. eight letters? eight... fucking... candles? sussy? let me at least read these. i don't know. four fucking seconds? it took you eight fucking letters to piss me off?
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927.42
yeah, but like just being honest this shit takes like four seconds. having a beard probably too high maintenance for you? i mean i have a child but like go off i guess about your facial hair that grows passively and what do you got to do like comb some fucking water through it like once a day? i guess what i'm trying to say is i think if i had it i could probably like learn to handle it over time even though it does seem pretty advanced.
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3490.42
they're coming back. they're coming back boys. be careful. don't stand in the fucking shit. warp crazy on me. this is bad. i'm going out fighting. hold base. okay, hold base. four down. this is bad. please make a custom build. come on, man. let's be honest. i don't know what half of the items are called. i don't know what any of the items do. get ready. 30 seconds for the rest of our lives.
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2536.16
less blunder, more blunder. she hit it with two one liners? holy man. slowing skills is a given. if you have exactly one weapon when you use it slow... that's fucking crazy. imagine having this on our rifle from last time. slowing an item for four seconds every one second.
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5037.50
initially, hasted submarine is tempting. but i'm a huge believer in instantly freezing an enemy's board for four seconds. well, not the board, but like an item for four seconds. his brain is legitimately all slop right now, slash user. i mean, listen, buddy, you're the one watching twitch's 1.35 pm on a tuesday, playing blackjack at fucking four in the morning. one message, maybe your brain's not cooked. well, you do have a raging wolf helm.
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2482.72
how could he know he's just selling a piece of a movie? four fucking seconds? it took you four fucking seconds to sell your piece of the film strip? can you guys stop talking during the damn movie? i'm trying to watch murder mill here.
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7552.92
i know it's kind of crazy, right? i won three games of clank dude in three games. they fucking hate my ass. this guy neurodivergent motherfucker shows up at board game night, introduces the game, wins all the games. meanwhile he's just quoting like eight second tiktoks over and over with no context. four fucking seconds? it took you four fucking seconds to piss me off again? they're probably like man fuck that guy.
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2559.78
that's good. so just to get a plastic bottle and i'm like they made this just to hold this water i'm gonna drink in four seconds. give you a cardboard box? how do you get water? there's a paper straw. paper straw? how does it work? i'm gonna fucking love with you. so it's like it's like a toilet roll basically but and it fucking they suck. i supported that choice. you're supposed to suck. but i get that like um
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4749.16
darth sidious fucking soloed a room full of four jedi masters and the only one who even manages to block a single lightsaber strike is kit fisto and he still gets ether'd in like two seconds, okay? so mace windu would have to be stronger than all four of those members of the jedi council in order for it to make sense that the emperor was getting destroyed by mace windu. that's all i'm saying.
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3746.66
dude was in the studio for four seconds. waaaaaaallll apologize to the chatter you called an idiot? i was calling myself an idiot. when i typed wally, i was like, nobody fucking talks in wally, you idiot. i was being self deprecating. what world heritage site lies about 250... 250 what? southwest of alice springs. it's called ayers rock, also known as uluru. hoooooo!
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