Quotes about “Forklift certified”
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imagine you were getting insulted by like a really fat guy and then he told you he was forklift certified you could reply with something like yeah, right brother maybe fork lick certified and he would be like what the fuck dude he would be so owned there would be would have no response that was what was going on in my head last night it was like if a really really fat guy who's forklift certified ever insults me. i've got the perfect comeback man he's not gonna see it coming
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he's forklift certified? brother, you're lifting the wrong fork or whatever. he can't be stopped! octavio has been killed by a wrecking ball. octavio, he's gotta work on his footwork a little bit, i'm sorry to say. but he is still alive to this day. you sack of crap. fuck you, octavio's been eaten by a rat, man. i do like the bitcrushed sound sample though.
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don't worry about it guys, we don't need to go up there. just a bunch of forklift certified aliens. maybe your ass should be volunteering. are you kidding me? it's not like they ran out of recruits to go to the moon. they hire like six astronauts a decade. they get probably like a hundred thousand applications. like they're not just taking any geek off the street. you got to be like a fighter jet.
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the more we'd be like, yo, let's go, ice crystals on the moon, get me up there, i wanna see that. but instead it's like, maybe it's, maybe the matheses of the world are onto something. the more we learn about outer space, the more the government is like, we don't need to go up there. don't worry about it guys, we don't need to go up there. just a bunch of forklift certified aliens. maybe your ass should be volunteering. are you kidding me?
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imagine you were getting insulted by like a really fat guy and then he told you he was forklift certified you could reply with something like yeah, right brother maybe fork lick certified and he would be like what the fuck dude he would be so owned there would be would have no response that was what was going on in my head last night it was like if a really really fat guy who's forklift certified ever insults me. i've got the perfect comeback man he's not gonna see it coming
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in case a fat guy ever tells me he's forklift certified and i want to own him, i got one in the bag and then if i ever start to work for fucking czech tv or something. it's a little local posting, i apologize. nice try.
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