Quotes about “Forklift”
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cocked! all the blood rushed to your brain. solo points! oh, i thought you were dead. don't let him get the solo points. don't stand up too quickly like me. oh, i was trying to find the forklift! it's underneath the windmill. holy shit. wait, did you say windmill also? i would like some windglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglueglue. you count it down, ryan. you're better at it. you can take a mover, that's fine. you can take the mover. three, two, one, go.
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or in the name of the dead sea. a cimetery. a cimetery. cimetery. it finally wasn't me this time. but that's what i was thinking. did i spell something wrong? yeah, you still quiplash though. good. it's like a hard prompt to make funny. yeah? spell cemetery wrong. yeah, mouthpiece. yeah, i guess that's why. the official name for the pope's underwear. a forklift injury or the papal sheath.
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you can drive a boat, you can drive like a forklift, it doesn't matter. yeah, those pushing trucks with the bucket on them? you can drive that. i also i actually used to drive trucks. you drove like a tractor trailer? he said he told me that he used to drive around wine, like he used to deliver wine, and then sometimes it would fall off the truck. nice, yeah. you know what i mean, yeah. oh no. then he has to report the loss?
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i also like ryan's forklift impression right there. nick you have to go. where? thoughts on canadian tire? i mean canadian tire it's just like home depot is better. i hate to say it but you guys you took canadian tire and you just made it better. i've been to canadian tire. you have you bought a device to consume large amounts of liquid in a very short period of time from there.
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yeah, i put the box on the button, dude. we primed to open, josh! don't listen to what it says! we did it! we did it! we want one more room in the long dong. one more room in the long dong. it can return. yo, yo, forklift me. joshua, no. send me up on the fork. please aid me, friends. oh, it's exhilarating. you better not fall. it's like being a blue collar worker. nick, i'm ready for the fork.
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now we got a swing now we swing off the forklift, but how do we get the door open though is the question? maybe just what did you get on the bottom portion of it there is oh i see it look there's glass and there's a lever inside we got to knock something through the glass okay now pop that lever open that'll do the door i think oh
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the stairs? oh, you're gonna hold this entire crane mechanism over. yes! you can this is a gta 5 minigame right here. can i run the forklift? it'll be shenmue all over again. yeah. so i'm assuming this is up and down. why are docks so cool? yep. alright, so let's get up. i'll tell you when it's lined up. so you need to go in towards yourself. yep, we're going. oh, okay. give me a 3 2 1 when i'm about to need to stop. i will, i will.
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they're trying to lift the door up off its hinges. well, yeah, and then we realize that that's an impossibility. wait, no, that might work. well, yeah, we wanted to actually, yo, you know what we need to do is get this freaking generator. yeah, we need to bring the generator with the forklift. wait, you can't get the fork? how the heck are we going to do that? no, it's, well, i know how it works, but like robert doesn't know how the conventions of a steering wheel work because he's never driven a car in his life.
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you can control all the things. can i get an acquiesce to the left steering, please? yep, that's... surely i did not mean use the steering wheel to turn it to the left here. i forgot which lever did what. okay. yeah, let's go backwards. give me some left, boys. perfect, perfect, perfect. and then give me some... yeah, level me out, please. that causes the forklift to go up and down. there you go.
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can we set it up so the other side of it pushes it further in? i was thinking like, i mean we do have the forklift we could just have some person grab it and then take it up that way. we could take it up your ass. we could swing it around the side. there's many potential solutions here. can you drape it over the forklift and then raise it up? wait, why don't you grab the rope and then i will pull the forklift down for you. okay. we could, yeah okay let's
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okay, so the forklift goes down. yeah i'm not sure how i feel about that. okay, you stand on that. you might as well go all the way over because uh, okay. no, no, that's all right. whoa, i got like a weird case of deja vu just now for some reason. yeah, did you see a black cat? oh dude, it's a glitch in the matrix. oh, we're almost over.
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i didn't tell you guys you could you could slip right through that we need the generator robert done it now can we push the generator in the way of the door? you can probably forklift it. oh, you can forklift it. yeah, right what are you doing over here? i'm opening the door again. no get here. we want this generator now plug the generator in oh, wait. okay. i see your i see your point can i can i get to someone on the throttle please? yeah, i
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there's a lot of training and sometimes you go talk to your lady who's got like her sweater on she's got like a turtleneck and then you go learn martial arts and then you go work the forklift at the forklift factory that sounds awful. i had fun with it taught me to work, uh, you know a nine to five forklift job that was pretty cool
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physics engines all freaked up you always know where to hit me to get the most stoppage. all right, so man is good i just realized something why doesn't rio drive a forklift? instead he drives an arcade cabin. he's actually got a vehicle associated with him for real. oh
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training videos for jobs that the videos were filmed in like the 1970s. you know, like when you get a job and they're like sit in this room and they wheel out the middle school vhs and tv and then they like put it in a tape that's, you know, like some dude getting flattened by a forklift. we watched probably like a hundred of those. i feel like every canadian around my age is insulated a little bit from the
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i'm not sure if you saw the aliens driving the forklift. i don't know what they're doing.
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