Quotes about “Footlong”
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4456.940
did you, so i read the, i was on the reddit thread about that and like, the thread it and how we got like 15.6 years or whatever and then somebody was like, somebody measured it is not actually 15.6 years. so yeah, no gigs the footlong was not at the subway. it was 11 inches but somebody was like, oh, he's still getting it under 16.
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2359.060
like you go to san francisco, a ham sandwich might cost you like 13 bucks. that's not really an exaggeration. subway does exist there, you can get around it. but even if you're buying a $7 footlong at subway, that's now like $12 canadian. does that mean the canadian government won't subsidize any more cool indie games? i don't think so, no. i mean the canadian government runs on canadian dollars, so...
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6611.380
without being disingenuous. we mean this hose only has a few more spurts before it dries up you had to say it with that tone though. that's just the tone. i use today. hey, excuse me can i have a footlong meatball? that's your innuendo tone that everything i say is an innuendo man your end oh, i was like you only use spurt to describe ejaculate or
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3466.040
i can hail a cab outside of madison square garden after a knicks game holding the footlong wearing a rangers jersey no problem. i'm just talking about the inequity you know that's that it's not it's not
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1004.720
i want that to keep on living. me too. i think it was the cosby family too. whoa, no no no. back to my original. how much did the bread cost? how much did i don't know. that was not included in the pertinent details, unfortunately. that is that's the most important of the details. i assume that it would cost the lowest cost for a footlong sandwich. like, i don't think that they have a special bread price. i bet it was like, we're just gonna put this in like the sub of the day or the uh, the veggie category or whatever. right. do you think they charged him like,
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1085.660
wait, this person has kids? was it zach? noooooo. i'm not gonna name names. but you can probably guess. oh, okay, yep, alright. that's hilarious. dude, just get a footlong sandwich of one variety or pay the premium they want you to pay for your stupid order. that's awesome. make someone else's day worse because you got like... you're trying to order like a la carte two sandwiches for the price of 1.9. did you guys get forever spins?
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659.060
well i mean, that's... i assume that's not what it is for five guys. is it nathan's wiener? i don't know. a footlong. cause nathan's got a good wiener if it's like... yeah, big juicy one. i actually don't like nathan's very much to be honest with you. i love it. i'm not a big nathan's guy. you're so shitting me! the gravity of these shooters is a little ridiculous. like is that new that there's like a coriolis effect on it? nah, it's just cause they're moving.
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6024.260
so yeah, don't get that. i just get mustard, yellow mustard. do you start with the sauce? like will they let you do that? i think they will let you do that, but i'm like... that's inverted. they say hello, i say i want a whole wheat turkey footlong. they're like alright, they start cutting it. one time they started cutting it and they almost cut themselves and i thought i was gonna get sued. they just sue you! yeah. and so you get that and then you put cheese. i usually get pepper jack.
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9933.800
first draft movie line, go ahead make my american pie or go ahead make my sandwich on wheat footlong with turkey. that's not the subway ordering convention. you say give me a footlong turkey on wheat. not a give me a sandwich on wheat footlong with turkey. i mean it won but still.
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6504.820
yeah, i don't dislike it. it's not like i put it in my mouth and i go this is displeasing but i you know when i get like a you know footlong sandwich from subway for seven dollars and fifty cents i go oh damn dude this is worth it like this is hitting all the right spots and then when i get like a dessert for like four or five bucks i'm like i'd rather just have a footlong sandwich from subway than than this
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6531.280
but the point is that you have the footlong sandwich and then you have a small piece of dessert to sweeten the mood. but if i don't eat the dessert, then i can have a footlong sandwich tomorrow. sure. you'd be economic about it. fine. it's supposed to be something you enjoy, you know? yeah! dessert's not supposed to be sustenance, really. it's a treat.
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9053.240
maybe that's the whole meal the drink and hold on. i'm gonna place my order for food here i'm gonna go to the subway and see how much yo if you're including delivery charge in that no, no i'm just looking i'm just i'm not gonna walk out of there for $5.36 $5 footlong it's the greatest they don't do five there for you. i was like four years ago. damn. what are you doing? it's 40 seconds. i told you
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9081.160
they got like three $5 footlongs and one of them is like a lettuce sandwich. footlong is $6 including drink. are you kidding me? wait, nick, are there subways near your mountain town? i want to get a club.
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9094.740
it's, it's $8 for a footlong alone. that's not $12. i had the fucking drinking tax and it'll be close to $12. no, but you said $12, $11 for uh, for just a side. hey, i'm just gonna show cute cat pictures on my stream until we're ready to go. nice! i'd love to start here, but we're waiting for mr. subway, doctor's associate, to get in the game. do we get to see each other on, on practice? yeah, come over here and play uh, play skee ball with me.
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and then she was like, that's really sweet. and i was like, thank you. i know. and then we're like, we got to keep the cats from eating these because they're not poisonous. but i still don't think they should be eating these flowers. they'll get rid of all over their insides. well, and they're like eight dollars a flower. also, one of these is like a footlong sandwich, basically. right. so somebody should eat them. well, so we're trying we have to hide and sequester the flowers so that the cats don't eat them.
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