Quotes about “Foot long”
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989.420
so roland! i don't know what kind of headset i have now. it's like shitty panasonic earbuds. that's what i have. i guarantee it works better. you're really shooting for those sponsorship deals. i'm rated for these piece of shit god awful logitech g9 3s. so these motherfucking bitch ass panasonic earbuds. no, but what i got is i got a 12 foot headphone extender though. so... is that just a wire? it's a wire. yeah, basically. it's just a long wire?
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you can't, unless they change that, you can't turn on the name tags permanently. although i wish they really could. you're also not allowed to have 12 foot cords in your bedroom. that's, unless they change that, that's a rule. is that a lawn utah? yeah. wow. it's like the thing about, have you removed the mattress tag? like you go to jail for the rest of your life. it's way too provocative. that's why they don't allow it. they say it's the bunion principle that the only 12 foot long cords that are allowed are paul bunyan's pants.
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tomato paste i was kind of hoping that that mini boss would be charmed simply put the last run was bad. it was just a bad run we'd made it work for a long time if i'm being honest with you i thought that we actually put our best foot forward on that run, and we goddamn tried to make it happen. how do i feel about this room? that's so good this room is all about boom boom boom
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now i kind of wish i'd opened some of those golden chests. turns out that it was actually in my best interest to do so. we were going to get a lot of keys as this run progressed. don't do the foot thing, okay? we're cool, daddy long legs. if you just chill out. yeah, don't do the foot thing. thank you. that goes doubly for you, quinn tarantino. okay.
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5908.12
nintendo 64 power brick at the back has to be the most satisfying cord to plug in of all time. that shit's like a fucking... it's like a foot long semi circle that slots in like you're reloading like a gun that a space marine would use and it goes like...
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people are liking and favoriting and bookmarking the most heinous shit of all time on twitter, surfacing it into my algorithmic recommendations. thanos with like a 35 foot long cock, like getting it sliced off by trunks' sword, shit like that. and then meanwhile, this dude is making $15,000 doing the gluck gluck 9000 npc stream and people were like, i would never! brother, you're already showing your true colors out there for free.
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4551.86
chipotle can get away with it. they got, like, you know, i don't know if they got the freshest ingredients, but they got the brand, like, on their side. papa john's did that, too? i can't even fathom how that would work. you'd have, like, a pepperoni bowl. poke bowls are popular. yeah, poke is, like, fresh vegetables, raw fish, like, cool sauces and dressings and stuff like that. subway is, like, they're serving, like, foot long bologna sandwiches. like, what?
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556.34
green joker is what it's all about, buddy. wait, that's not how it's gonna work. i do want the strength card though. hermit fool was so i can get the eight bucks. what am i gonna buy with that? a $5 foot long? hits every time. i want nines, man. i want nines. and i wanna play straights. we want, hello, mr. nine. nice to see you. an eight that becomes a nine. i guess at some point we're gonna need a joker. nah.
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i don't think i've ever, well i've seen one person steal. i saw a teenager in a grocery store. no joke, we like drove out of the grocery store and we saw them walking out of the front door and he pulled out like a foot long pepperoni from his shorts. and then he was waving it around like, i got it, i got it. hell yeah. good work comrade. you take that pepperoni.
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2332.60
it does smell like the... it smells like a foot long turkey sandwich from subway. i swear to you, with god as my witness, it smells like... not the bread, the bread smells good. it smells like the meat. the meat is horrible, obviously. man, that is... that is nasty. holy dude. i shouldn't have put this down anyway.
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measuring cup? oh, you can't have measuring cup and measuring spoon. yeah, they're different though. number four was yardstick, man. that should be classified as a ruler. ruler. exactly. we got to get second fast money. we're not stopping until we get second fast money. that's fine. it says $5 foot long. can you measure with that? well, it's actually only $11 foot long. you measure with your feet sometimes. name something that gets heated.
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