Quotes about “Fockers”
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wait, so not the thing on the right, but the thing on the left. no way. meet the fockers is better than meet the parents? get out of my chat. oh dude, 22 jump street is hilarious. 22 jump street is good. not a bat. i'll give it to you. bat ninja. cats. austin. it's not a bat though. naked gun 2 and a half? not good. i love naked gun 1. were the airplane sequels good? no.
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the parents. i can't believe you got the parents. the ones that ben stiller met? the fockers. alright austin why don't you go ahead. i am gonna play obra dinn soon, probably on friday if you wanna watch that. and that's really it, that's all i got. oh how about you daniel?
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meet the fockers is actually just not a good movie. like it's... it's like a four. meet the parents, you can make fun of me for this take all you like. meet the parents is actually like an eight. if you haven't seen it in a while, you should watch it. just because it's like a... it's good for general audi... i actually think meet the parents is a comedy classic. i think it could make a list of the top 15 comedies from the 2000s.
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i'm not saying it's not canadian, but i'm like, holy cow, man. this is definitely something we inherited from our colonial overlords. those are timbits, or also known as timbibs now. that's don air. that's crown royal. that's a coffee crisp chocolate bar. it's a great chocolate bar. i don't know what the other one is. honestly, i have never heard of this thing before in my life. isn't that the name of robert de niro's cat from meet the fockers?
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lion king 1994 is shorter than 90 minutes. lion king 2019 has a rotten tomatoes score less than 60. we were literally just talking about it. that hurts. i feel like what's the average? 34. that's just a hard quiz. the purge, i'm gonna guess that that's in the 20s. put me on 25. it's 38. this is impossible. little fockers, i'm gonna guess that that's under 20, so put me on 10.
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is that the movie where robert de niro is a stalker in a taxi? i think i'm getting mixed signals, but i think you're thinking of meet the little fockers with the greg fockers kid. i haven't watched the murderville special yet, but i will. it's on my list. i'm working my way through wild wild west right now. and then i don't know why i'm on a kick of watching movies from the late 90s that are like really bad. i think it's honestly tenet sent me off on this.
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because i can't believe that kenneth branagh is the bad guy from wild wild west. it's crazy. the movie's almost 30 years old. can you go from meet the fockers to samuel l. jackson? you know what? make your own challenge. we'll go meet the fockers and we'll go to, let's go to, what's that movie where
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samuel l. jackson and ben affleck get in a car accident and then they like torture themselves. it becomes like a hostage situation. they're trying to one up each other. that's a great movie. it's called like trading lanes. changing lanes! that's a great movie. highly underrated film. okay, from meet the fockers we go to dustin hoffman which takes us to runaway jury from 2003. from runaway jury we go to john cusack
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i emoji huckabees. i think huckabees predates the emoji, so i didn't know how to search for it. hey, actually now that you mention it, i should have figured this one out. vince vaughn to anything with ben stiller, which should be easy enough, to meet the fockers where dustin hoffman plays father focker to the graduate, or to dustin hoffman to the graduate.
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i mean you could always connect to tom waits and then was tom waits not in mystery men? he is in mystery men. so then you go mystery men and you get to ben stiller which takes you to meet the parents or meet the fockers to robert de niro to casino to joe pasci to home alone. dude! we got everything in here. the matrix, colin farrell, tom waits. pretty good focker. nine's kind of a long way though.
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is it better than meet the fockers? yeah, by like literally like triple? meet the fockers is horrible. what about meet the spartans? also really bad. it's way more than triple. you're right, it's probably like 10x to be honest with you. how about meet the millers? librarians, stick to the vtubers, okay? it's called we're the millers. i don't want you to embarrass yourself in case it comes up in polite conversation, okay? good movie though. i mean, here's the thing, here's my take.
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i would love to say it's good because it's made by good people who have never done anything wrong. i don't know how true that is. fun doesn't equal good? i agree to disagree with you on that one oppenheimer. cringe equals good? you guys have a serious problem. how much time do you spend on letterboxd versus how much time do you spend watching movies? you shouldn't take it as an insult unless you feel insulted to be answering the question. who's the bad guy in meet the fockers? thanos. any other questions? okay, i gotta see that.
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air, the medium through which we transmit... let's just stop it right there. you get the joke. there was some good stuff in there. there was some not so good stuff. it's all good. by the way, i gotta say, i've been saying some negative things about the movie meet the fockers. i finally finished my 25th walkthrough of meet the parents last night, which allowed me to finally delve back into meet the fockers for the first time since...
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oh man. but he's just joking. like he said the cabin was completely soundproof. best robert de niro movie? i probably have to say meet the fockers. just to be fair, i haven't seen little fockers yet. but meet the fockers has got some pretty good moments. how funny is it that like of the actors who were like really, really famous in the 1970s, like at the top of their crafts,
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al pacino and robert de niro finally had their diner scene in heat, right? but then dustin hoffman and robert de niro didn't star opposite each other in a film until meet the fockers. like that's so funny. i mean if we're talking good movies, i mean heat's up there, but we're the meet the fockers. i mean there's just something, it's harder to make a good comedy than it is to make anything else in the modern day. so i gotta put some respect on jay roach.
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