Quotes about “Florida”
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yeah, it kind of looks like they took a map that i've seen before and then just put it into photoshop and then use the skew to turn it all a little sideways. anybody that wants to know about the winkel triple, here is that. you can also go to winkel.org if you're interested. i linked it in my chat. and now did you know you can fit three canadians inside of florida? that's not correct. there are like tens of thousands of canadians inside florida at every given moment.
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and there's probably a little bit of florida inside those canadians as well. it's possible, yeah. sex tourism. canadians love, uh... oh, that's too loud. canadians love florida, man. florida is canada's flora for now. why do they love florida particularly? because it gets cold in the canadian winter, and then you go down to florida. you get the beaches and the warmth and the disneyland. mm hmm. that's pretty much it right there. it's mostly about disneyland and warmth.
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and to celebrate, i'm gonna do a cross country gta 5 tour with bear taffy after the stream. you guys keep calling it cross country. yeah, well it's a country, right? i just want to let you know that grand theft auto 5 does not model a whole country. it barely models a whole county. dade county, florida. uh, unfortunately it's not dade county. then it would be... grand theft dade county. i mean, there's still like, autos involved. you're in a cycle across...
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ibm, lenovo, and florida. after they merged, that was the name of the company. mac, ibm, lenovo, florida. because their headquarters are in dade county! right! oh man, how do we keep pulling that back? it's the only county anyone gives a shit about in florida.
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dude, i'm pretty sure if you there's like that news story that was in like florida this year because it might not be florida but it's always florida right yeah, we're like. there's a pub that was right next to a swamp it was called a gator pub or something like that because there's always this alligator nearby and dude went into the bar and was like i'm gonna wrestle an alligator and then the bartenders were like please don't cuz like that you're gonna die and you're also you're wasted and then he jumped into the
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yeah, i thought you're playing the witness no, i said, i'm not gonna amusement park was number two with four answers number three is california or for was concerts. what are you talking about? no, it's five was fucking, florida states florida is a state of mind
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i think i'm shooting mushroom slices at these people. that's hilarious. california and florida. woo! alright nick, name a place you'd find ice. oh, that should be easy, like antarctica. i guarantee there's some there. that's an x. there's not ice there anymore? did it melt? fucking obama. that's the inverse property, nick.
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now it works, ryan got him. yeah, i got him first try. but... join? thank you to dudeismelting for the 569 says, hey beck, that's my new name again, apparently. loved loser, tell brian in cold ball, i say hey, i don't have a restaurant but i'll buy you folks your fool's food if you come to florida heart. thank you. what is florida heart? florida, then heart. oh, okay.
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is he a texan or is he like a georgia... a georgian? i think he's probably a georgian. i don't know, i'm just guessing! he could be from louisiana. make dan gheesling? i can't make kanye west until the political machine 2020. man, he's from california, he's from las vegas, he was born in tallahassee. okay, that's good. florida can be a swing state, so we can use that to our advantage.
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he's huge. yeah, i mean in terms of physical stature, i'm much larger than jeb bush right now. i think we're gonna give a speech, and we're gonna say jeb bush opposes fighting isis. that gave me plus two percent. jeb, he's not gonna be too happy about that one. let's fly down here to florida now. excuse me. i need to select my character. fly down here to florida with my up slide down saxophone, which is also my golden snake. and uh... we're gonna end our turn, i guess. can't do anything else.
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oh, hell yeah, florida's in the palm of our hand, baby. create an odd, or an ad, an odd, what am i talking about? i'm guy fieri and i endorse this message. i favor social security. get ready for the votes to roll in. and we can also hire operatives to make our life a little easier here. so let's hire a consultant, or let's hire a fashion consultant so we become more effective in advertisements. this game has broken my brain already. we're keeping it together though. alright.
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telling great stories about the candidate guy fieri, a storyteller has joined the political landscape, doubling guy fieri's charisma rating in whatever state the storyteller is in. how is california getting its ass kicked so bad here? california's going republican? oh binga bonga bonga bong burbang goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo glendale. okay, this is really bad guys. jeb's running away with it. we're gonna win florida. he's gonna win like every other state. he's got all the good ones!
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you have the pr cloud to get an endorsement. oh my god. the republicans are winning all the democrat endorsements, man! we can't lose florida. we need to win. okay, we still got florida. just remember, i favor social security. what?! you're anti social security now? here, the last thing they could say was a tv hail mary. would you like to appear on the o'malley scenario? i tell you why the left is wrong again. i'm bill o'malley and you're watching the scenario.
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anyway, that was sounds great to me that ride has been shut down in north america because it's ancient or at least it's still available in like florida, but they shut it down in hollywood, but you really think it represents culture
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isn't it only available in japan? nah, i think they took away one of the american ones. but there's still one in either universal studios hollywood or florida. i can't remember. well, the one that i saw was in florida, so it was probably that one that... well, okay, i guess i don't know which one's still here, but... it's got all the old rides. it's got back to the future still, which is like straight out of the... well, i mean, it was made in like 92 or something, but it's still... older. maybe even older.
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and then rob already got it. yeah, suck it. and then there's like, bleh! there's goats. there are goats exploding. there's a hockey player, florida, goats and an explosion. well, what is this if you were looking at doppler rate? all right. we got it. that was a them. we got it. buffalo sabres logo. that was not the buffalo sabres logo. fucking hell. oh my god. yeah, you did.
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