Quotes about “Fellatio”
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i mean, you know, it's like it's for style. i would imagine jackbox tv. well, that's like the that's like the thing with like a tongue ring is supposed to help with fellatio, but i know if that's true. i don't think it is crazy town has propagated that conception i don't think that's true. i don't think it does i've never been on either end of that so i don't know i don't i
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i saw my friend's leg bend at like a 45 degree angle, dropping in once and i said this is not for me. oh somebody was on the same page as me here. wow. sff, sound fellatio felons, san francisco fuck, superfluity fucking, or san francisco farts. you guys really like san francisco huh? san francisco farts. what do you think of when you see sf? superfluity. super flute. sound felatio. super flute.
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they are felons. they happen to be felons. they perform fellatio and they steal sound. well i was just really saying that these gentlemen are felons, but they also happen to perform, you know, pretty good sound fellatio. sound fellatio, i see. alright, yeah. you're describing the fellatio.
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i'll send you the goddamn link here. you hear the way his voice went up a little bit at the end? you can't just let me have anything. no, i just here you go. there's those hundred random fun fucking facts, ryan. here you go. i send them to you on goddamn skype. go ahead and look at them. all i see is something that says, would you fellatio's be up for trivia on sunday? i send it to you on skype. oh, it's from the fact site dot com. okay, disregard.
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and it was only because there were 16 cops here at the same time, okay? that was a special scenario. that's not like an everyday occurrence. plus, i'm sick. so dr. christine tam doesn't want me to engage in any unprotected fellatio. i'd have to go build a custom made glory hole in order to stay adequately socially distanced, okay?
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i know it's heaven, but you're not allowed to go up there and kill people for example. right. you spent your whole life being a good christian so you go to heaven and slay. you're not allowed. like you're still expected to uphold christian values while you're there, right? is fellatio an anti christian value? well, i think it is actually. for marriage at least. yeah, i think you gotta be married if you're gonna get here.
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and then he goes like, oh that's not possible. and then john travolta has one of his henchwomen perform fellatio on hugh jackman to distract him while he's doing it. and then john travolta puts a gun to his head and cocks the hammer. as if like he's gonna shoot him if he doesn't get it. and he gets it with one second left. i was like, holy fuck. i gotta get into computer science man. this is crazy.
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i know when youtube released that update it was so good because i just remember like in the most corporate vernacular ever they were like you can't say fuck shit piss ass eating ass cunnilingus fellatio you can't say cum you can say semen three times like it was so obviously drafted by lawyers that it's funnier than anything i've ever written that's for sure
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librarian, you might need to look that one up. safe search off. hey, enel, you're in the background of a video of my girlfriend sucking me off. what's crazy is that you think that probably made you like christopher columbus of fellatio. you're probably like the seventh person to tell me that, which is crazy. like you're actually a johnny come lately, at least in this area.
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this is true. i'm taking this as what you're saying is true and not a bit. no, it's in the movie. i didn't know that. the fellatio part is real. he's done sad. he's probably trying to figure out where this scene got deleted when he watched it as a kid. he's like, i think i would have remembered that. is it in the library? i think it's in his bed maybe? yeah, he's in his bed, yeah.
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we're going to worldla. okay, worldla on the other hand, i think we got this one y'all. never say i'm not worldly. pretty sure this bitch is spain. let's go. do you know when the first ameri so i thought american pie 2 invented the bit where stiffler drinks something that came out of a penis. i didn't realize that actually happens in the first one as well. it's kind of gross man. thomas ian nichols is getting fellatio from tara reid and he signals that it's time for him to ejaculate
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