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2191.480
it's pretty albacorky if you ask me. i completed my run. oh, shit. i'm fighting mom right now. i'm on the depths too. i'll start in a zayzal run because i'm not in the mood. ah, it's freaking samson! i don't know why, is this my number one save file? no, it can't be. i'll freaking exit and start in a zayzal run. because i'm not in the mood to fart around as the loss today. ow. i don't blame you. a lot of farting with that guy. i'm not going to play nuclear throne. not because i'm a dick, just because i don't have it installed yet.
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8682.360
what is your problem? the game is five years old! actually it's brand new on the ps4 and vr go to the doctor! okay, what about this one? ear wax? cow moo? huge explosion? or tiny fart? which to choose? it's the sound effects game that will lead you up to your ears in laughter. cow moo! do we have to listen in?
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2350.360
this guy's now on fire. ah, and he farted me into a fucking wall of fire. if you live through the burning basement, you're already like top 30 percentile of rebirth players, i think. yeah? yeah. i farted through this burning ring of fire. fart, fart, fart the flames. yeah! so you said top 30% if i get out of here. if you get out of the burning basement, yeah. yeah, i can confirm that i've done that. there you go, nick. congratulations. woo! you should start doing dailies and prove how much better than mathis you are.
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chad, are you ready for my master plan? what is that freaking garbanzo bean? i'm the world's smartest man. i just went through the whole set of re rolls for this guillotine to see what i wanted. i don't get it. don't blow up. don't blow up. what is this garbanzo bean? are there really more beans? what is this garbanzo bean? mega bean. gives you a giga fart. ah, it's like a really large fart. i kinda wish all the fart items didn't exist. i don't really like any of them. yeah. yeah, you're not wrong.
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8041.560
i don't know. okay. okay, so he called 401. what happened? then he's like, yeah, they're cheaper there. and he's like, well, maybe you should go to 401. and that was it. the guy left. the guy had some great customer retention you got right there. dude, in canada, everyone's so polite that that interaction could have happened. in america, there's a guarantee that that would have been a fight. it was pretty messed up. my spirit bomb just turned into a fart. i got a duck right now, so you can't actually fuck with me that bad.
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8945.140
she didn't really fart that much. i slept in her bed once, it didn't smell of farts. yeah, she seemed pretty clean. do an alice cooper impression? no more, mr. nice, get on something like that. oh, you picked the wrong song, motherfucker. which school's out? feed my frankenstein! undead. thank you, alice from the brady bunch.
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4408.320
oh, you fart boy. you did not call me a fart boy. i did just call you a fart boy. you can't do it. you're supposed to kill him when i go for that, rob. i had no ammo. oh. the collo oh, i didn't see where i was there. that was the wrong side of jump one for us, nick. hey, what's up, psychosocial?
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the rest of them can be like foreign policy and stuff like that, but just one is like yeah nice haircut bernie where'd you get that but the old store? oh? wow what a zing i also want to mention there's a dude named fart ninja on the other team, and i think that's pretty cool i thought you meant like there's a fart ninja like running for president in the presidential debate the dude named fart ninja running for president
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6634.360
you would really like my fallout character, if you're right. i'm liking that game so far. me too, it's really enjoyable. it's like, really good. you should go hang out with the children of adam. they fart everywhere. can i ask what happened on this one? i don't know, that was not my fault though. josh just shot like a fucking cruise missile back to us. i know, that wasn't me, it was the delorean! you were the part of the lock and key mechanism that launched the cruise missile. i got your lock and key mechanism right here.
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6724.980
like a breeze i fart like a good breeze state farm farts. oh joshy roasted them so hard they all left dude. i fucking toasted them that brown to a crisp. oh is hoy like an undertale thing yeah, oh
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but i have super cool mods and they kept all the spoilers away from me. get that shotgun, get that shotgun. i'm putting the grappling hook in here if possible. how do you put the grappling hook in places? i thought i could maybe put my helmet in there. he's holding it for later. wait, is that what you do with those purple things? maybe. yo, fart right off! fart right off! okay. hey o'jurb, how's it going? this is one of my new levels, i hope you enjoy it. it's a puzzle.
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8553.720
yeah man. he is the magic man though and this guy is a fart box. his words not mine. ah right into the fart box. oh no too high. yes! oh that was beautiful. no pressure! i didn't expect anything of it so there shouldn't have been any pressure.
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i was right in the fart box. right in the fart box. don't worry about it. did taco bell have a sausage taco? no, didn't they have like a... it's a breakfast thing. sausage patty, not like a tube sausage. it's kind of like a gyro or a gyro, however you pronounce it properly. but with sausage, sort of like a breakfast thing. i'd eat that. yeah, i've still not tried the taco bell breakfast, but i could be down for it.
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10529.720
hello. can't believe there's a governing body out there that would give you guys car insurance. excuse me, i am, uh... why'd you fart? i've thought about it. that's poster. wow. poster child for why we'll never win. no, this is the one where we win. the last game... yeah? ...was following the trend. like i said, every game is a little bit closer. well, i mean, you're right about that. we did get closer. it's true. interesting that they just gave up on that. i'm gonna pick your battles.
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okay, well we did it in six and a half minutes. maybe we can do it in six. oh jesus we've got we're really cranking up the cranking of that difficulty man. you know the fart box apparently yeah this is perfect because as soon as we finish this bomb one way or the other we can run ads okay, oh
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we be jamba. mario! oh, god damn it! i believed in that. yeah, but you didn't believe in the heart of the cards and that's what the most important thing was. i am the cards. i'm the fart scar. oh, that's good. i am the fart scar. well, i mean, you know, if it goes real hard, you know, it gets, uh, rips your asshole right open. yeah, but not if it's a micro.
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so you need a c section for a fart. that's an f section. it's going right up your a section. that sounds like something that they would have in like a sports stadium where you get to have a wild orgy while watching the game. yeah. you get box tickets and also get fucked while you're doing it. box tickets! box tickets in her box. nice. i'm just gonna use you, mike. it's all good, man. it's a team game. it'll be my cue ball. oh, yeah. no problem.
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a fart! yes! god dammit. alright, helmet vs armor, let's go. you just throw your hammer at me? alright, alright. i was trying to play fair. now i'm gonna have to projectile weapon. well that's not gonna work with the armor is it? i see, you're master playing. you guys are gonna line the ground with hammers so that way you can't fall to your death? i'm at faith's death! god!
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probably have to make an animation for that. this is still in alpha, by the way. you like it, kate? she hated it when she first walked in. nick, fart off for a second. i gotta put all the toys away. why are you allowed to do that? thank you. is this a chore or something? yeah, chore started. put toys away. you wanna see what your super dad powers are? basically, yeah. i just wanna see what happens. feel free to, like, help out here. i can't do anything. power up earned, bat dad. see your baby's health through walls. oh, that means i can't hide.
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nick always wins. nick always wins. classic nick. alright, cool you gotta find your... no no not me, not me! there's a man with a chainsaw! there's a man with a chainsaw! you fiends! i need this grenade, rob! no you don't! oh you fart master! you get an honorary degree in fartology.
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oh, you fart master! nope. oh wow. clear. the shows i haven't gotten into yet are the like discovery channel ones where they're like... the gold shows. the ones where they're like, we live in alaska and it's hard. there's a ton of them! some of them go in... yeah, they get gold out of the hills and some of them just live really like, really hard.
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10510.760
quite the contrary, okay? thank you for that anonymous donations is happy new year nick all the best wishes for 2016 is a $20 one. thank you so much oh you fart mess get some donkeys and chat in hell it's not gonna make you better
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